I'm Having Fun With MS Word 2007 & Jasc PS Pro

Thanks for a lifetime of making up colorful bullshit stories Hillary. Not once, but over and over. I'm talking about your contributions to the peace process in Northern Ireland, Travelgate, Cattle Futures, Bosnia, Chelsea and 9/11/01 and Vince Foster. Have I forgotten anything? So many lies and so little time. It's amazing that millions of stupid gullible Democrats continue to give you a pass when it comes to your lies and will actually vote for you should you win your party's nomination.

I guess the Lifetime channel can make that movie about you and the time you were in Viet Nam and saved General Westmoreland... oh well. That's another whopper for another time.

SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!!!

Presenting Achmed - The Dead Terrorist. Yeah I know. They're old, but they're still funny.

Hey Look! Obama's A Lefty!

Who'd a thunk it. I'm left-handed too. Not like Obummer though. He's a disgrace to the south-paw race. Oooops. I played the race card. Please, someone spare me another Obummer story or I will strike them. Ohhh I love a good pun.

Idiots At Google!

As if this is gonna save the world. Even symbolically it's worthless. Google is celebrating some sort of blackout day to raise awareness for "Earth Hour". My guess is the entire Solar System is aware of Earth Hour by now. These Donkey Dicks won't let it rest. This shit is entirely symbolic and contributes nothing. How about some real contribution Google instead of this ridiculous black splash page which is torture on fifty-four year old diabetic eyes.

Too Many Females!

I never thought I'd say there's too many females but these damn Straight-neck squash won't bloom a male flower. All the websites about gardening and squash say that it's usually the other way around. All male flowers and no females. To any who don't garden, squash has to have male flowers to pollinate the females. If not, the squash gets to be about the size of a small pickle and then rots. I guess it's because I live on the Left-Coast and the plant has some sort of Sexual Identity problem. We haven't had any bees either this spring. The weather is great although it could be a little hotter. I don't know what to do to get some male flowers outside of finding another squash plant and maybe cross-pollinating these damn things using a Q-Tip. Between plant disease, bugs, and no bees, gardening can be one frustrating hobby.

Great News Today!

After reading Michelle Malkin's links today we find that charges were dismissed against Lance Cpl. Stephen Tatum. Great news for the USMC and Great news for America.

Where is the leading shit-stain of the House John Murtha now? He owes this Marine an apology along with the entire Armed Forces in the Middle East. Will they get it? Don't hold your breath. Click on the link below for complete information on the Haditha incident.

Remember, Murtha, Harry Reid, and a host of other Democraps have all but called the U.S. Forces in Iraq and Afghanistan losers while pronouncing the war lost. Thank God these numb nuts weren't old enough to be in power during WWII or we would all be speaking German.

http://warchronicle.com/TheyAreNotKillers/DefendOurMarines.htm

Classic Rock From Gregg Allman

Gregg Allman - I'm No Angel.

Eastern Sierra Trout Season 2008

It's about a month away now. I keep regular checks on the weather via the Mammoth Webcam and it looks like the higher lakes are gonna be frozen again this year. BTW, you need Java enabled to use the webcam page.
Anyone who's ever fished in the Eastern Sierra knows it can and does snow EVERY month of the year. I Ice fished Lake Sabrina (pictured above left) above Bishop about fifteen years ago and fell through the ice. Some jackass didn't mark the hole he augured and boom, there I go ass over tea kettle.

Anyway... click on the link below to learn more. If I gotta hitchhike I'm gonna fish Gull lake this year. I caught a five-pound brooder up there in 1992 and saw many in the five to seven pound range being caught. I was using a floating Rapala Minnow with huge success. I also had lots of luck with a Super Duper so..... I can't wait. I'm sure there will be a ton of big Alpers being planted too.

http://www.bishopvisitor.com/fcr/report.php3

Mumia Wins Douche Award!

The title of this post says it all about the world famous con man Mumia Abu-Jamal. For evading justice 27 years he gets the latest Douchebag prize.
I've been reading about Mumia for years and unless there's a conspiracy involving literally hundreds of people this scumbag is a guilty man. As usual, the far-left and Hollywood crowd claim he's been railroaded by the "system" (whatever the system is) and they have been crying for years for his release.
Do your own Google search and learn more about this man. I'm sure Reverend Wright and Obama will weigh in on the case. As far as I'm concerned he can join Tookie Williams in the here-after.
An extremely proud Mumia is pictured here receiving his award in the prison shit-house. Mumia is starting to look like the Predator from the Arnold Schwarzenegger film of the same name. Too bad Arnold can't hunt his ass down like he did in the movie. It would be sweet poetic justice. However, the way things are going it looks like this scumbag will outlive me.

Thanks to JammieWearingFool for posting on Mumia.

http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/17047631.html

Another Scumbag In Hot Water!

By COREY WILLIAMS

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DETROIT (AP) - Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, a one-time rising star and Detroit's youngest elected leader, was charged Monday with perjury and other counts after sexually explicit text messages contradicted his sworn denials of an affair with a top aide."

Bwaaaahaaaaa! First Spitzer and now this shit-stain. I suppose these latest rounds of politicians getting caught with their hands in the cookie jar are only a fleeting thing but it makes me feel good to see it happen. Now I'm gonna go out on a limb here and bet this fuck and his lawyer play the race card ASAP. It isn't gonna fly this time. All Americans are getting tired of these fuckers thinking they're above the law. I hope this guy gets all that's coming to him.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20080324/D8VJTEA00.html

It's Hot Here On The Left Coast!

It's the hottest Easter I can ever remember. I hope everyone in the cyber world had a good one. Temps got up to eighty degrees here in San Pedro so I know it had to have been warmer in downtown Los Angeles and out in the San Fernando Valley.
My tomatoes took off like shit through a goose. Now Spring (and a fake Summer) is here I'm finally gonna get some production. I have never grown toms before and these two plants are actually ones that Wintered over so I don't know how many I'll get. They are starting to look really good. One more thing. I don't even like tomatoes so most of them are gonna get given away.
I'm really looking forward to starting my Blue Lake Kentucky Wonder Pole Beans in a few weeks. I am a big green bean eater. I love em. I gotta scrounge up a few more cat litter or paint buckets pretty soon.
I'd also love to grow some fresh Okra but have had problems in the past with production. I'd get a couple of pods and the damn things would quit. Maybe it just isn't hot enough. I just might try again this summer anyway.

Damn Squash!

My last squash plant is flowering but unfortunately all I'm getting are female flowers. My other plant succumbed to what I think was powdery mildew. I am treating my last squash plant with a 50/50 solution of milk and water. It seems to work. By altering the PH on the surface of the leaves the solution seems to prevent the mildew from getting a foothold. I would rather use milk than any chemicals. However, with only female flowers and no males to pollinate them, my baby squash just rots and dies after it gets to be around two inches long. I use Q-Tips to pollinate the females but I've got no male flowers as a source. We are short on Bees right now so I'm taking a wait and see attitude for the time being. It's too bad since these plants put out four to five squash at a time. Last Summer's crop was very good. Come on male flowers, you're bringing up the rear. Get cracking dammit! If not, I'll give it a couple of more weeks and then I'm gonna plant my Spring crop of Kentucky Wonder pole beans. Last year I got around thirty pounds out of eight plants in my buckets.

Happy Easter To All

To all of my fellow bloggers who celebrate Easter, have a good one Sunday. I'm not used to Easter coming so early but everyone enjoy a safe holiday tomorrow.
I'm not particularly religious but I try and be a moral and spiritual person. So in the spirit of Christianity let's celebrate the resurrection of Christ and try and remember the principals he lived by. In these troubled times let's hope for one day of peace. God bless all the men and women serving in the Middle East and hope they stay safe.

Cindy Wins Another Douchebag Award!

Cindy Sheehan wins her second Douchebag Award. Mother Sheehan is our first multiple Douchebag Award winner. She is being honored for just being an America hating bitch and a general pain in the ass. A smiling Cindy is pictured here receiving her prize in San Francisco and thanking her fellow douche's for all their support. She promised to do all she can to live up to her reputation as a douchette and proud commie bitch. Way to go Cindy.You earned it. I"m sure Casey would be proud.

Cindy, it may be a cliche but if you hate the U.S. so much, why not just leave? I'm sure Hugo Chavez will welcome you again. As long as he and all the other Dictators you've embraced can get some more mileage out of you, you will be welcome in their countries.

I'm Back!

After over a month of being extremely sick I'm back. I guess I'll make my return post one about my Cherry Tomatoes. I've been growing these little Toms since October but I'm finally getting some results out of my two plants. I didn't realize that Tomato plants would Winter over but these two did. Here's a pic of my little green Toms from Monday, March 10, 2008. It's getting warm here on the Left Coast and it's Spring for all practical purposes in Los Angeles.

One more thing. Bye Bye to Eliot Spitzer. To use an old cliche, it couldn't have happened to a bigger asshole! Debbie Schlussel has been blogging on what an ass Spitzer is/was for years. She's right on the money when it comes to this idiot. As I'm typing and listening to Bill O'Reilly, he played a clip from "The View" and I was subjected to a snippet of douchebag Joy Blowhard blaming Spitzer's problems on Viagra. Her ignorance and stupidity is stunning. Laura Ingraham followed "Joy Blowhard's" ridiculous statement with a comment that was excellent (as usual) about Joy Blowhards ignorance and her rationalizing about Spitzer when it comes to the problems of crimes against women. The puke that streams from "The View" is absolutely astounding. No wonder so many men (and women) trivialize the opinions of the women on "The View". They are idiots, and by spouting their drivel they only confirm that fact. If stupidity were mountains, Joy Behar would be Everest. There aren't enough nouns and adjectives in the English language to describe Behar's ridiculous opinions. The fact that she has a daily forum to articulate them is a monument to the lengths we go to when it comes to protecting free speech in the U.S.A.