Janeane Garafalo- You're Invited To A Party!

To Ms Janeane Garafalo - here's your chance to "Man up" and face all the angry Americans you slandered a few months ago who dared to disagree with Obummer and voiced that anger during the April 15th Tea parties....

Of course when you disagreed with these people you used one of the favorite debating tactics of the far-left. You marginalized these people by calling them "Racist" and "Redneck" because they dared to question Congress and President Obama's theft of Trillions of taxpayer dollars. Race had nothing to do with these protests and you KNOW it!

Just maybe these people protested because they don't want to pay for the largest pork-barrel spending bill and biggest corn-encrusted turd in the history of the U.S. But in your small and prejudiced mind they just have to be racist Honkies and Rednecks - right? Except when I watch this video I see many different kinds of Americans who don't fit your ugly, racist, and narrow viewpoint Janeane.

So Janeane - on July Fourth you're invited to a party in Dallas Texas to defend your viewpoint and back your far-left liberal bullshit up! Let's see if you have the balls to show up. You sure as hell had the guts to trash all of these Americans when there was no one in the studio to debate or question you other than America's favorite nitwit - Keith Olbermann.

It's real easy to toss out a few nasty cliches about those you don't agree with but to show up and defend yourself is probably going to take a little more integrity and intestinal fortitude than you will ever have Janeane. I'm sure you'll stay in Hollywood where most of the Sheeple suffer from the same group-think. Baaaaa....Baaaaa....

Watch the video below and decide for yourself who these angry Americans are. I see people of all Colors, Races, and Ethnicity's. Men and Women. Young and Old. These people are America and they are pissed! Thanks to Michelle Malkin for the posting of this video.

Update: Janeane did not attend.

Babs Boxer Wins The Coveted Douchebag Award!

We haven't given out a Douchebag award here on The World Of Greasywrench for the last six months or so because the World in general and the U.S. in particular has had an over-abundance of scumbags.

Making a monthly selection has been difficult due to a plethora of "public servants" sucking at the tit of Mother America and President Obama's plans to bleed the American taxpayer dry. Well low and behold - a winner has emerged!

The June 2009 award goes to Babs Boxer for her amazingly low-class encounter with Brig. General Michael Walsh earlier this week. See the post below for more information. Here, in the photo on the upper left is Babs speaking to the press corps after receiving her prize.

Here's to the arrogant Bitch representing Kalifornia (Senator Diane Feinstein is exempted in this post) in the Senate for showing what a complete and utter Ass she is by demanding respect for doing nothing more than winning a series of elections... as opposed to General Walsh who actually contributes something tangible in service to the United States.

Hey Babs, I suggest you check the latest public opinion polls when it comes to America's voters and their "respect" for our House of Representatives and Senate - they are at historic lows. So much for the credit you feel you deserve. The voters do not share the lofty image you have of yourself and the rest of Congress.

General Michael Walsh had no comment and was not in attendance for the ceremony. He was busy actually SERVING his country as opposed to sitting on his ass in Washington D.C. and posing as a public servant in the Senate. Enjoy the award Babs. I'm sure you have a use/need for your lovely new Douchebag prize.

Just Call Her Senator Babs

Perhaps General Michael Walsh should have called her Bitch instead of Senator!

I can't remember when I have been more angry at the arrogance of any politician, Republican or Democrat, for being so disrespectful and rude to someone who was so obviously trying to be courteous. I'm talking about the bitchy and patronizing attitude displayed by Barbara Boxer to Brig. General Michael Walsh when he respectfully addressed Boxer as "Ma'am" in an encounter yesterday.

How hypocritical of the far-left in America when they demand respect from the very same people they won't give it to - our Military. Once again, another douchebag from the People's Republik of Kalifornia shows their contempt for the Armed Forces under the pretense of wanting respect.

U.S. Senator Barbara Boxer of Kalifornia, in the YouTube video below, shows her complete lack of maners to Brig. General Michael Walsh by demanding he refer to her as Senator Boxer instead of the term Ma'am, which from all of the sources we could reference, IS proper Military protocol. I could go on and on with a flame of Ms Boxer's blatant condescension of General Walsh - but after seeing what a wonderful job she does of making an Ass of herself in the video I'll refrain.

So..... A Hale and Hearty Fuck You to Babs for her snotty treatment of an American Military figure just so she could demand respect for nothing more than winning a few elections in a State where far-left Politicians are as common as dog shit.

Henceforth - Boxer will be referred to as Babs in "The World Of Greasywrench".

Congratulations To The Lakers

Now I can get off my soapbox for another ten months - or at least until the 2010 playoffs begin again. The Lakers completely dominated the Magic from the middle of the second period for a 99 - 86 victory in Orlando to win the NBA Championship.

You could see the momentum change in the middle of the second period after the Lakers went on a 16-0 run to take charge of game five. It appeared the Magic surrendered at that point and it was just a matter of playing out the clock. Congratulations to Stan Van Gundy and the Orlando Magic for giving the Lakers a good series and remaining competitive for all but the first and last games in the finals. In the end the Lakers had too much firepower for Orlando to handle. Coupled with great defense the Magic went quietly and were never in the game after the second half.

This makes up for the embarrassing 39 point defeat last year at the hands of the Celtics. I do feel the two best teams in the NBA were/are the Lakers and Boston but the Celts couldn't get over the loss of Kevin Garnett and were not the same team this year. The parade is scheduled for Wednesday here in Los Angeles. Oh yeah.

Lakers - Win Or Go Home

What was the ad campaign the NBA used a few years ago? Win Or Go Home. Well tonight's game is the epitome of that ad - except the go home part will be to win at Staples. Will the Lakers finish this series in Orlando or have to return to L.A. to close it out? There is no way any team will beat the Lakers three games in a row so I'm gonna go out on a limb and pick the Lakers to win this series. The question is will they win in Orlando. I think they will. The game starts at Five Pacific time.

Brilliant Comrade? Bwaaahaaahaaaa!

You got to love the North Korean leaders for some of the asinine titles they assume. It's been reported that Kink Junk Mentally Ill, the current leader of North Korea has bestowed upon his successor (and Son) the title of "Brilliant Comrade". "Dear Leader", as Kink Junk Mentally Ill is known, evidently has plans for passing on the reins of leadership soon to his Son. So much for the "Democratic" in the peoples republic when it comes to the NOKOS. Can you say the words Monarchy and Nepotism and NOT include the North Koreans?

What a mockery and perversion the various Communist leaders of the World have made of two simple words - Republic and Democracy. And yet there are nitwits in the USA who still extol the virtues of Communism. The lessons of Cuba, Venezuela, China and the failed USSR among other totalitarian Governments are lost on these people. One of the great lunacies of the far-left in the USA is they have learned NOTHING from history. They continue to advocate the same mistakes of the past while expecting different results...which is the ultimate definition of stupidity.

For Example: We actually have a working Republic (NOT a Democracy) here in the U.S. and it can hardly be called a success these days when you consider the Unconstitutional power grab by our current Socialist regime headed by Barack Obama and the Democrat controlled Congress. We will have the option (hopefully) of throwing some of the rascals out in less than two years. Then again things are changing fast in the USA and nothing would surprise me at this point in time considering the corrupt actions of ACORN and other so-called community organizations.

But - you have to laugh at the ridiculous terms the North Koreans use for their leaders considering the Country is starving to death and the citizens glean the fields for grass and mud pies in lieu of food. Now I wonder how much food could have been provided for the people of North Korea had "Dear Leader" abandoned his plans to be a Nuclear Power and invested all those resources in food and fuel for his people. There's a special place in Hell for for "Dear Leaders" such as Kink Junk Ilk for allowing his people to starve and freeze so he can watch porn, drink good Scotch and eat lobster.

Brilliant Comrade? You have got to be kidding!

Swish! Lakers Go Up 3-1 On Orlando!

Thanks to Derek Fisher (again) the Lakers were able to pull off one hell of a comeback against the Orlando Magic. This game will probably be remembered just as much as an Orlando choke as a Laker comeback thanks to poor free throw shooting and turnovers by the Magic. Add a couple of coaching goofs by Phil Jackson and Stan Van Gundy and the Lakers came back from a twelve point half time deficit to win in overtime.

In the after-game press conference Van Gundy was a little testy and for good reason. As usual, the sports reporters asked some of the dumbest questions imaginable. I love Van Gundy's candor and intolerance for stupid reporters. He was the first to admit he made a coaching mistake by NOT fouling with eleven seconds to go. Phil Jackson also made a mistake by having the Lakers inbound at full-court rather than half-court on the last Laker possession in regulation. Phil was confused about the Magic foul situation and thought Orlando had a foul to give. In the end it turned out to work to the Lakers advantage.

After the final inbound in regulation for the Lakers, Derek Fisher did what he's been known to do in the past - he hit a clutch three-point shot to tie the game. Orlando had time enough to win it on their last play but couldn't get the job done. This scenario was set up by Dwight Howard missing two critical free throws in regulation that could have sealed the game up for the Magic. In overtime the Lakers were tough and escaped with a 99-91 win in a game they should have lost.

In retrospect Van Gundy said "this one will haunt me forever". All I can say to Van Gundy is welcome to the Ghost House. There are games and plays from Laker playoffs past I will never get over. Now it's on to Sunday's game and we'll see if this broke the back of the Orlando Magic. This was a heart breaker if you root for the Magic.

Stay Classy Snaggletooth

I guess by now everyone has seen the Litterman video embedded below where he suggests A-Roid "knocked up" Palin's young daughter. Real class act there David. My only thoughts are that David Litterman has a young Son and Karma has a nasty habit of coming back around and biting one in the ass. Stay classy Douchebag. I hope your Child doesn't inherit your lame sense of humor. Sarah Palin's classy reply to Litterman is at the bottom of the page.



Sarah Palin replies to David Litterman.....
"Concerning Letterman's comments about my young daughter (and I doubt he'd ever dare make such comments about anyone else's daughter): 'Laughter incited by sexually-perverted comments made by a 62-year-old male celebrity aimed at a 14-year-old girl is not only disgusting, but it reminds us some Hollywood/NY entertainers have a long way to go in understanding what the rest of America understands -- that acceptance of inappropriate sexual comments about an underage girl, who could be anyone's daughter, contributes to the atrociously high rate of sexual exploitation of minors by older men who use and abuse others.'"

Timothy Treadwell's Grizzly Encounters In Alaska

I often watch the Discovery Channel and a few years ago they featured a program about Timothy Treadwell . For those who aren't familiar with Mr Treadwell, he was a pseudo Grizzly/Brown Bear expert who spent many Summers in Alaska observing the behavior of the Bears. Last night in the process of Googling a few topics I happened upon one of the Treadwell sites. I spent over two hours reading about his experiences in Alaska.

In 2003 he, along with his companion/girlfriend Amie Huguenard was attacked and eaten by one of the Bears in Alaska. I'm not making fun of Timothy in any way. His death was a waste and a tragedy - but.... he must be given the Lion's share of the blame for his careless disregard for the nature of Bears and by putting himself and Amie in harm's way once too often. While reading about Timothy I came across this shocking YouTube video. I just had to share this. RIP Timothy Treadwell and Amie Huguenard.

Warning: this video may be too intense for younger viewers.

Forget The Regular Season - This Is The Playoffs

A lot of people are making a big deal about the Lakers going 0-2 against Orlando in the regular season. Forget it. This is the Playoffs. The Lakers came out smoking tonight while the Magic barely showed up. The result was an easy 100 - 75 blowout at Staples Center.

I know this isn't the same Magic team that dethroned King James and the Cavs so we can probably chalk this one up to a case of the nerves on the part of Orlando. Make no mistake about this - the Magic will show up on Sunday and erase this sub-par performance from the minds of Laker fans. Don't get cocky L.A. This was not the same team that throttled Cleveland last week. I eagerly await Sunday's game to see if I'm right. It isn't going to be this easy.

More On Obama's Booty Smooch Tour

I'm no fan of Sean Hannity and his knee-jerk actions but he does ask President Obama NOT to do something in his upcoming Middle East Junket. It's real simple Mr President - stop apologizing for the U.S. You are not speaking for me or a majority of the American People.

The Latest Executive Ass-Kissing

Thanks to Jammie Wearing Fool for posting the latest chapter in the Booty Smooching Chronicles of Barack Obama.

After recently proclaiming that America is not a Christian Nation President Obama did some revision and spin during an interview and declared America could be considered one of the World's largest Muslim Nations.

It seems the head Dhimi in charge could use a lesson in the science of Demographics. Considering the U.S. currently lists about 76% of its citizens as Christians I wonder how he came to this conclusion? When compared to the 0.06% of people who identify themselves as Muslim you have to wonder about his math and the underlying reasons for the ridiculous statement that we could be considered a "large Muslim Nation". These are the words of the Chief Executive Dhimi - not Greasywrench.

I don't suppose this would be considered any sort of groveling before the Muslim Nations of the World as Obama prepares for a major junket in the Middle East - would it? Let's see how Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, the head nitwit in charge of Obama's press conferences spins this one.