The Douchebags Are Back And Jim Carrey Is One

The Douchebag Awards are back after several months and we're proud to announce a new recipient. Canadian comedian Jim Carrey was awarded his prize this week in a gala Hollywood ceremony. His qualifications include...

• Insulting America's LEGAL and law abiding gun owners in a recent video.
• Trashing and stereotyping Southern Americans with the same cliche riddled anti-gun video.
• Defaming a true American hero, the late Charlton Heston, knowing Heston can no longer reply.
• Continuing to impersonate a comedian via his infant level and thoroughly unfunny movies.

Just my opinion but Carrey hasn't made a funny movie in the last fifteen years. He peaked with "Dumb And Dumber". I also came to the conclusion that Dumb And Dumber wasn't an acting performance at all but instead a autobiographical two-hour long expose of the REAL Jim Carrey.

In the ceremony pictured below we see a grateful Carrey lovingly fondle his Douchebag Award and contemplating the end of his career for alienating at least half of America's movie going public. This is a prize he richly deserves. Enjoy it Jim - you earned it!

Sooner Or Later "Diversity" Will Get Someone Killed

Fellow conservative blogger Aggie95 over at Right Wing Fringe posted this article this morning and I couldn't let it slide without putting in my two cents. The diversity mentioned in the title of this post concerns recruitment/job requirements for public pool lifeguards in the city of Phoenix Arizona. It seems there are no actual physical requirements for the job - including the ability to swim well. (White males need not apply)

Call me crazy but I see some sort of a lawsuit down the road should someone be injured or drown in one of these pools - all in the name of social engineering. Now don't get me wrong - anyone can be taught to swim. But being a strong swimmer capable of saving someone thrashing about or drowning is something that might, just might, be something that has to do with gender (I.E. physical strength). Lives are at stake and these liberal assholes are pushing a political agenda that will get someone dead.

I've just saw an example of shit such as this today of this on a FOX video of a female TSA officer being attacked by a homeless woman in a Hawaiian airport. The screener was on the losing end of a beat down when a MAN jumped in to save her ass. I've seen the same thing happen on an episode of C.O.P.S. a few years back when two female officers were overpowered in a bar by drunks in a brawl and they too had to be bailed out by male officers. All in the name of diversity. I bet the personal injury lawyers in Phoenix are licking their chops right now in anticipation of all the government cash to be won in future lawsuits. Wait and see.

I guess it's time for me to apply for that Nuclear Physics position at the JPL in Pasadena. I don't know jack shit about nukes but hey - I'm a left-handed, green-eyed, Irish, Cherokee, German male of fifty-nine years. If that doesn't put me into some sort of minority category then nothing does. Ain't affirmative action great.

Ward Churchill's "Trail Of Smears" Ends

I guess it was most appropriate that American Thinker posted the article and link on April Fools Day. The phony Indian poser and academic fraud better known as  Ward Churchill and his lawsuit claiming the University Of Colorado violated his First Amendment rights was finally ended on appeal by the SCOTUS. What the funny part is the University of Colorado fired Churchill for academic fraud (plagiarizing) and not for the absurd litany of lies he's more famous for.

Come to think of it, Ward Churchill reminds me of a certain politician whose entire career is the result of mass marketing, affirmative action, white guilt, and a huge pack of lies. Anybody wanna guess who I'm thinking of?

I have a special disgust for Churchill. Not only for the things he has said about the death of three-thousand innocent people on 9/11/2001, but for masquerading as a member of the Keetoowah Band of Cherokee Indians. When confronted in the past about his membership in the tribe Churchill neglects to mention that the membership is honorary and at one time the Keetoowah were handing out the memberships like candy on Halloween night. Bill Clinton, another world renowned liar also has one too. The Keetoowah have since repudiated Churchill as a member and stopped giving out the memberships - just another tidbit of information Ward usually omits when asked about being an Indian. Now if we could only get the other world famous fake Elizabeth Warren to fess up I'd stop being so pissed at these fake assholes.

The reason I have a special animosity towards these two scumbags is; I do possess REAL Cherokee ancestors (along with German and Irish blood) and have all the necessary paperwork to prove it. By using my Grandfather's BIA number and the Dawes roll I was able to trace my paternal lineage back to pre-Civil War Oklahoma territory. I have names of family members that go so far back they aren't Christian names. But, as I have posted several times before I will ALWAYS self-identify as an American. This is why I despise Warren and Churchill. They used lies to further their careers and have NEVER been able to prove it.

So I am ecstatic that Churchill's teaching career is (hopefully) now officially over and he won't have access and the ability to infect young minds any more. Lord knows where this wanker will end up. Many are speculating a position on PMS-NBC could be next. When you consider the trash employed there it would be entirely possible. But you can bet on one damn thing - we haven't heard the last from him. He's like dog shit in the park - you can find crap such as Ward all over the place.

Ward Churchill enjoying a sip of his favorite beverage

BTW, I stole the image here. Just giving credit where it's due. The site now appears to be dead. But it was quite funny for a while.

The Truth Will Set You Free...

Unless you're a white man or woman. In that case the facts tend to die a lonely death caused by White Guilt or the label racist.

Last night I read a great column in American Thinker that reminded me of what I predicted four years ago when Berry Hussein Goebbels Soetero Neville Chamberlain Omama was elected. I predicted that all criticism of the not-so-great Pretender would cease under the threat of being labeled a racist. The article cited several instances that PROVE my prediction. Read it here.

And with people such as the slobbering Christine Matthews, Alan Colmes, and Bob Beckel, who are the leading butt-licks of Pravda, there's no longer ANY criteria where the Poser-In-Chief can be criticized for anything unless you mention his lame fucking predictions in the NCAA Basketball Tournament. And I'm sure that given a few more days or weeks Chrissie Matthews will find more dog-whistle bullshit in order to silence Omama's critics about that. And that's the scary part. This is nothing more than censorship in its most subtle and sleazy form. And the Poser in the White House knows and loves the people pretending to be journalists and the fact they will cover his ass in almost all situations. And as far as I'm concerned these dicks masquerading as reporters should be forced to eat the paper their lies are printed on. Then they can gag like the rest of thinking Americans on the crap that's passing for objective reporting these days.

Reality TV - It's Not Reality, It's TOTAL Bullshit

Because it sure as hell isn't "actuality" as one of the so-called reality programs and its parent channel claims. 

I ran across this article today on the Torrance Daily Breeze website. The Daily Breeze is the local rag here in the South Bay of Los Angeles. The news article dealt with the arrest of a family of Gypsies who have been stealing high-tech shit across the USA. Take a good look at these scuzzy looking crew of shit-stains and compare them to the "Gypsy Sisters" being featured on TLC. See any connection to reality or actuality when you compare the TV tarts with the real deal? Didn't think so.

Reality TV my ass! The list of phony reality shows is endless and stinks. Amish Mafia, Lizard Lick, Gypsy Sisters, blah fucking blah blah blah. TV is a VAST wasteland as was said many years ago. It's just getting worse. The TV Gypsies and the REAL Gypsy hags (along with a couple of Gypsy guys) are below. See any resemblance? Nah, not in a million years.

There used to be a Gypsy clan that would blow into San Pedro every now and then from Washington State and they were fucking trash. They ran body shop scams, boosted, stole bikes and were a general pain in the ass. The leader of the clan was an old man we used to call the Ant-Eater because he had a nose like a foot long Salami. I haven't seen them in years but they sure as hell weren't attractive like the fakes on TV. Fuck reality TV right in the ear! It's total shit!

TV Gypsy Gals

 

 

Real Gypsy Hags

President Chicken-Shit Hiding Behind Skirts Again

Actually, he's hiding behind an honorable group of men known as the Secret Service. He, via his butt-lick spokesman Jay Carney is now blaming the Secret Service for the shut down of the White House tours. Does the word Vagina come to mind when thinking of Berry Soetero Hussein Goebbels Omama? Can anyone remember any president who's been such a douche and expert when it comes to passing the buck?

Remember - the Secret Service who personally guard this piece of trash posing as Commander-In-Chief (what a perversion of the term) are expected to take a bullet for him if need be. I have no doubt they are honorable men who would do exactly that if the unthinkable should happen. And all for someone who shows them NO respect and hides behind them by blaming them for the White House tours being canceled. They would literally die for him and Omama isn't fit to shine their shoes. Can the four or five people who read my blog see the irony? Just one more lie in an ocean of dishonesty.

RIP Alvin Lee 1944 - 2013

An outstanding guitar player from my generation of rockers passed on today. Alvin Lee of Ten Years After died on March 6, 2013. One of my favorite albums of all time was his masterpiece "A Space In Time". Released late in 1971 it really hit big in 1972 and featured ALL great songs. The year 1972 played a major part in my life for many reasons, but the music that year was among the best rock ever produced. And "A Space In Time" will always stand out. And as Alvin Lee once wrote - I'd Love To Change The World... and he did.

Dems Release Officially Approved Weapons List

In keeping with their tradition of being as worthless as a turd in a punchbowl, the democraps in congress today released their officially approved list of self-defense weapons for women. The list of weapons includes dirt clods, squirt guns, rubber band guns, warm piss, cow flops (complete with an ammo maker) and a potato gun. The image below illustrates the complete fucking lunacy of the progressive mind along with the lack of respect for the ability of the average woman to handle a weapon.

Along with drug and alcohol testing, term limits, and FULL financial disclosures, I'm of the opinion that the members of congress should have to submit to some type of mental screening process. To be perfectly honest I'm not against drinking and an occasional encounter with choom (I was young once myself - just like Omama) but these fuckers are playing with people's lives - all in the name of social engineering and a desire to stomp on the Constitution, especially the Second Amendment. Toss in the fact that these assholes are writing our Nation's laws and we have a recipe for disaster.

In days gone by Conservatives joked that liberalism was a mental disease. We're not joking anymore. Something is terribly fucking wrong with these "progressives" and they need to be stopped before they destroy America. The lines are being drawn.

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Omama Leads West Hollywood Gay Parade!

Ever since Newsweek and Andie Sullivan proclaimed Berry Soetero Goebbels Neville Chamberlain Omama America's "First Gay President" the Liar-In-Chief has openly advocated and participated in several Gay Pride events. From Long Beach, the Castro District, West Hollywood, and Fire Island, Omama can often be spotted swishing and marching his way through the Gay districts of America with a sweet and demure smile on his face.

In the lovely photo below, Omama was photographed prancing his way down Santa Monica Blvd in a spiffy new outfit accompanied by a couple of "buddies" he managed to meet (and leave with) in a local West Hollywood tavern. When Omama first spotted the two gentlemen who were standing at the bar in the tavern, he kindly offered to "push up their stools". If nothing else, our president is certainly a gentleman.

Later, as they were leaving the tavern, reporters asked Berry where he was heading and what he planned to do with his new-found friends. He coyly smiled and said "we'll be discussing the upcoming Libya Military strategies with my dear friend RuPaul". He was last seen checking into a Motel Sex Six with his two new "advisers". His last words for the press were "with the help of my two friends here I'm sure we can ram some new things through".... in a political context of course.

Since Moochelle (Mrs Omama) was nowhere to be found on Omama's latest excursion and the president was seen walking with a noticeable limp (and a smile) the next morning, there was considerable speculation he injured himself having some good old-fashioned presidential fun at the Motel Six playing "take my temperature", a game he's often played with Rahm Emanuel while at Camp David. Omama was quoted as saying he "takes being labeled The First Gay president seriously".

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Piers Morgan Brings A Knife To A Gunfight...

And the dumb-ass Limey picked the wrong man to debate - Uncle Ted Nugent. Ted disassembled Morgan into little bitty pieces and left him looking stupid and clueless. And as with most nitwit progressives, when confronted with a bit of logic and truth Morgan was unable or unwilling to answer Ted and just stuck to a series of asinine talking points. Watch the fun in the video below.

Omama's REAL Skeet Shooting Target

In a lame attempt to try and bolster Berry Hussein Goebbels Omama and his claim to being a true American and a Man's Man, the lying bastards at the White House (Jay Carney) have recently released a series of photos showing the Liar-In-Chief shooting skeet. The first photos (see my previous post) were obviously a shitty attempt at photoshopping. The Wankers who tried to pass off the photos as being authentic were caught red-handed in their bullshit story and the doctored images were literally laughed off the Internet.

So, in a second attempt to try and prop up his credibility at being a gun enthusiast the lying shit-stains subsequently released the photo below. What they didn't count on were the patriotic hard working snoops here at The World Of Greasywrench who were able to get our hands on the REAL photo of Omama shooting at his favorite target - the U.S. Constitution.

Instead of the cropped image released initially released by the White House donkey-dicks, feast your eyes on the true and unaltered image of Omama and what he actually shot at (our Constitution) in the National Archives and Records building in Washington D.C. Impeachment anyone? I do believe it's time.

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Berry Hussein Goebbels Omama Photographed Photoshopped "Doing Manly Things"

In a recently released photo, president Omama was shown "doing skeet" at Camp David. Many real hand gun and rifle enthusiasts immediately scoffed and ridiculed the photo and claimed it was a digitally enhanced picture and a lame attempt to portray King Barrack as an avid sportsman. Several experts also claimed the photo was actually a past image of Omama golfing. They even cited the golf glove in Omama's right hip pocket as proof.

After hearing the claims the photo was a fake at this morning's White House press briefing, White House press secretary Jay Carney quickly shot back with a denial and claimed "we all know that Berry is quite the athlete since we've all seen him throw a baseball and riding a (girl's) bicycle in past videos and official photos". Carney thundered back "Berry is a man's man!"

Well we all now have proof that Berry actually has a "sack" according to Press Secretary Carney. The White House just released a new series of pictures showing the president having a macho good time at Camp David doing things all guys do. One thing Carney didn't mention was the howls of laughter coming from the Secret Service Agents in the background when the "photo" was taken. Several of the agents reportedly had to change their shorts after the photo-op. Carney denied the underwear rumor and blamed it on a bad batch of White House eggs.

Judge for yourself. Could these following photos be fake? Do we see any similarities in the pictures below that might indicate it's a crock of shit? This one's a tough call. Would the president actually lie to the American people? Click on the image below to see the president in all his masculine glory.

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Gun Control My Ass!

After seeing the images of Moochelle Omama attacking her meal yesterday at the Inaugural Dinner I'm convinced the real need for weapons control is with the White House knives and forks along with her appetite. She's a fucking machine when seated at the table!

Here at The World Of Greasywrench we were able to sneak in our favorite Paparazzi Seymore Butts into the Inaugural Ball and he managed to sneak a few candid photos (shown below) of the dinner service Moochelle Omama ate from. She was swinging the knife and fork so fast she managed to melt (or eat) the flower pattern right off the dishes! Good Lord that Gal can chow down once she gets going!

All the Pork, Cattle, and Seafood in the world beware - you're faced with four more years of this woman's frightening appetite! Forget about a shortage of jobs - the USA will soon be facing a food shortage with this woman lumbering through the White House dining room and kitchen. Lord help us!

Moochelle's Plates

Loogies 101

Only a guy would laugh at this shit. Last night on Bill O'Reilly Megyn Kelly was one of the guests and the discussion was about gun control. Bill O asked Megyn a question about what a Luger was. Well what was Megyn's response? She had a blond moment and said she thought Lugers had something to do with Phlegm. Damn I wish I had the video. Anyway, you could hear the crew (guys) in the background cracking up and I damn near fell off my couch laughing at her response.

So let's get something cleared up. A loogie is a nice fat juicy goober (spit). A lunger is one of those loogies that you have to hock back real hard from the bottom of your lungs and pull out with enthusiasm. It also helps to have a bad cold when you bring up a lunger. That way you get that good color (light green) and consistency that defines a real juicy one. Simple enough? And what is a Luger? Read about them here.

I'm not a shooting guy but I swear to defend the Second Amendment to the death. So did Berry Omama when he swore his oath of office. But he's a fucking liar so that makes me a better man. Doesn't it?

Anyway, this concludes today's sermon.

Here's A Big Fat Eff U To Chicken-Shit Liberals

Thanks to the Nazi cow of the Journal News pictured below many lives may have now been put in jeopardy. And yet when the folks at FOX News and several other organizations tried to approach this cowardly bitch for a comment or response she chose to hide and not answer questions. There's nothing like a progressive to epitomize a lack of intestinal fortitude and hypocrisy. A special thanks to CharlieDelta at Gotta Get Drunk First for passing her personal info along. Give the sow a call and let her know how you feel.