GM's New CEO Obama Is Inspiring!

Breaking News...

March 30, 2009 - From the files of Greasywrench...

Disassociated Press (c)...

Barack Obama has been named as the new CEO of General Motors after forcing Rick Wagoner to step down. In honor of the new CEO, the designers and engineers at GM have decided to re-introduce the Vega and the Corvair as 2010 models, contingent upon whether the automaker survives the current economic crisis.

Along with bringing back the classic cars from the past, the creative minds of the Pontiac division of GM have designed a wonderful new hood ornament based on the ideas of the past. The ornament will come as standard equipment on the Vega and Corvair models. When asked to comment on the ornament, Obama chuckled "I don't have any skin in this design".

A beaming Obama was proud to be associated with some of GM's most noteworthy designs of the past. When someone asked the President about some of the bad press formerly tied to the two sixties cars he replied he wasn't involved in the original designs and commented "besides, it was above my pay grade".

When quizzed about the new Corvairs and Vega autos, consumer advocate and former Presidential candidate Ralph Nader had no comment.

Where Are The Race Hustlers Now?

Four Oakland Police Officers Murdered By Lovelle Mixon!

Where are the RevRearend Al Sharpton, Jesse "Baby Daddy" Jackson, Charles "The Angry Black Man" Barron, Cornell "Reparations" West and many of the other so-called Black leaders when it comes to Black on White Crime? Why haven't they made an appearance in Oakland Kalifornia concerning the murders of four Oakland Police Officers by a street thug? Could it be because this is a clear-cut case of a criminal being justifiably shot and killed after killing four Police Officers? Or is it because the four Officers were White? I can't even begin to imagine the fallout if the races in this case were reversed. The Press would be going crazy.

Al Sharpton, among others, sure waddled his fat ass down to Jena Louisiana when it was convenient and allowed him to score a few points and get a few miles out of another racially charged case. He did the same thing with proven fraud Tawana Brawley and the recent Chimp cartoon in the New York Post. Why are these "Leaders" silent? Or are they only concerned with race-relations when it suits their purposes, gains more mileage for them and fattens a few of their wallets?

If I remember correctly The RevRearend Al Sharpton (and the Lame Stream Media) were strangely silent on the slaughter of Shannon Christian and Christopher Newsome two years ago. Then again this was a Black on White crime so it didn't count.

By now I'm sure most well read people are aware of the shootings and MURDER by Lovelle Mixon of four Oakland Police Department Officers. In the process the Oakland Police shot and killed Mixon. You can click on the Mixon link above to read about Mixon, the so-called victim of Police Abuse. But just how many of you are aware of the protests on Oakland by the Uhura Movement? The Uhura Movement is a small fringe group based in St. Petersburg Florida who support "Pan African Civil Rights". Here is their Blogspot Site? if you can stand the content and can stomach the material.

Until Blacks and their leaders in American stop embracing drug addicts, murderers, thugs, and pimps (Marion Barry, OJ Simpson, Mixon, Tookie Williams, Kwame Killpatrick, Snoop Dog) as their role models, no one, no matter what color, is going to take their legitimate grievances seriously. These protests in Oakland by the Uhura group diminish every legitimate claim of Police Abuse and Racism therefore dishonoring and disrespecting the real sacrifices of Black victims in the U.S.A.

Oh yeah - I'm still waiting to hear from Al, Jesse, Charles, Kwame, and all of the other Black Leaders in America. Here's your chance to stand up and get some real "cred". I won't hold my breath waiting.

One last thought: The Police do discriminate.....against criminals. I wouldn't have it any other way.

RIP Ron Silver

From the AP: "Actor Ron Silver dies in NYC at age 62 of cancer (AP)
Mon Mar 16, 2009, 6:29 am EDT
Actor Ron Silver , who won a Tony Award as a take-no-prisoners Hollywood producer in David Mamet's Speed-the-Plow and did a political about-face from loyal Democrat to Republican activist after the Sept. 11 attacks , died Sunday at the age of 62.

Ron Silver died peacefully in his sleep with his family around him early Sunday morning in New York City, said Robin Bronk, executive director of the Creative Coalition , which Silver helped found. He had been fighting esophageal cancer for two years."

Ron Silver - one of the few Hollywood actors able to come to terms and denounce Islamofacism for the threat that it is. Along with attorney Alan Dershowitz, who Ron portrayed in Reversal Of Fortune, very few celebrities are able to tread the line between the world of Liberalism and being strong supporters of our Israeli policies. The two positions just don't mix, especially in Hollywood and among appellate lawyers.

Ron was a very recognizable face in motion pictures even if one couldn't place his name. I enjoyed his performances in "The Arrival", "Silent Rage" and "Reversal Of Fortune". They are among my favorite movies. He was one of a very few actors who could play leads or characters and won a Tony award in the process.

Ron remained a social Liberal while becoming a Bush supporter in Hollywood - a very rare position these days. It may have cost him work and it did become the source of more than a few jokes on the set of The West Wing according to Ron. Ron stood his ground a paid the price. He was a source of integrity sorely lacking in today's politics and in Hollywood. RIP Ron Silver.

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.ap.org/actor-ron-silver-dies-nyc-age-62-cancer-ap

Finally! Politician Says Something True!

From Hotair.com comes some.....hot air. The video is a link to a city council meeting where the proceedings are interrupted by a loud and very juicy fart. I think I heard a second motion at around fifty-five seconds. Finally something other than a lie from a politician.

Three Chords And A Harmonica

I never realized three chords and a harmonica could sound so good. A YouTube user/poster Jay92069 uploaded this video of the guitar part in the song "Mystic Eyes" by sixties band Them. This band was fronted by the great Van Morrison. Here's someone, and I assume it's the poster/uploader Jay92069 playing the song. Shit, I might start playing my acoustic again. Nahh....I sucked.

Jason Mattera Is Up To His Old Tricks!

Last August on my blog I posted video from Jason Mattera when he cornered William Jefferson and got a juicy response. Here, Jason just happens to run into Cholly Rangel. When asked about corruption, Rangel gave Mattera a let them eat cake type of reply. So much for the "Most ethical and open Congress ever". Thanks again Jason for exposing Rangel's arrogance and a hale and hearty Fuck You to Cholly Rangel. Thanks also to HotAir for posting the YouTube video and link. Oh those zany Democraps. You gotta love em.

Update From Michelle Malkin: More fallout from Cholly Rangel and the unbelievable arrogance he displayed when answering Jason Mattera.
http://michellemalkin.com/2009/03/11/mattera-it-is-our-goddamned-business/

ZZZZZ....Obama Too Tired To Be President?

From the Telegraph in the U.K.....
Barack Obama 'too tired' to give proper welcome to Gordon Brown
Barack Obama's offhand approach to Gordon Brown's Washington visit last week came about because the president was facing exhaustion over America's economic crisis and is unable to focus on foreign affairs, the Sunday Telegraph has been told.

"Sources close to the White House say Mr Obama and his staff have been "overwhelmed" by the economic meltdown and have voiced concerns that the new president is not getting enough rest."

"British officials, meanwhile, admit that the White House and US State Department staff were utterly bemused by complaints that the Prime Minister should have been granted full-blown press conference and a formal dinner, as has been customary. They concede that Obama aides seemed unfamiliar with the expectations that surround a major visit by a British prime minister."

So President Obama is too tired to observe political protocol? Can you imagine the fallout if GWB, or any previous President had made a statement such as this? Apparently he's not too tired to make overtures to Vladamir Putin, Iran, or contemplate "reaching out to moderate Taliban".

The U.K. has been a close ally and partner with the U.S. for many many years. The tacky gift of twenty-five DVD's presented to Prime Minister Gordon Brown is an insult. I certainly think the British deserve a little more respect and recognition than this. After all, Obama just signed a bill giving away nearly a trillion-dollars of taxpayer money so one would think we/he can do a little better than a couple of hundred-dollars in videos.

Mr President, you have been on office for less than two months. Part of your job is to respect and treat our real allies around the world in a dignified manner. Now do it! Remember - you "won".

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/barackobama/4953523/Barack-Obama-too-tired-to-give-proper-welcome-to-Gordon-Brown.html

Reich To Head New Cabinet Department!

Today the Obama administration announced the creation of a new Cabinet Department. To be known as the Dept of Transparency, the new bureaucracy is being created to counter the conservative blog sites who have an annoying habit of printing facts detrimental to the new President.

The new Department will be headed by Robert Reich. Reich, who is recognized as one of the leading spin masters of the Clinton administration will be right at home. Here, in the photo on the left, is the new cabinet head, Reich, discussing current affairs with Bawny Fwank, Nazi Pelousy, and Cholly Rangel. The topics discussed were the banking crisis, the economic enema stimulus, and the mortgage bailouts.

When accused of being just a talking head for the new administration, Reich took offense and said "if we only put our heads together we can do more than just discuss this nations problems, we can get ahead of them". "I'm more than just a figurehead" thundered Reich. Reich also denied he was just paying lip service to the Nation's problems. "I'm really gonna sink my teeth into these problems" the new cabinet head quipped. "I won't be just another talking head".

Pelousy, Rangel, and Frank had nothing but praise for the Reich. "let's hope he doesn't get dwarfed by all the publicity" was Nazi Pelousy's comment. Bawny Frank only said "pwease, we need to addwess these issues and we'll get back to you". Cholly Rangel had no comment. He was busy filling out a rental agreement on an apartment in Manhattan.

Palate Cleanser For Today

There is an ugly rumor currently circulating on the web that the late Eartha Kitt is the biological Mother of Michael Jackson. Here on The World Of Greasywrench we would like to assure our readers (all two or three of them) that this nasty smear is entirely untrue.

Here in the photo on the left is the late Ms Kitt. She is probably best remembered for her role of Cat Woman on the sixties camp series Batman and for voicing characters in several Disney animations.

We don't know how such dastardly stories get started but we can tell you this; we will squash this and any other such stories immediately. Who says if it's on the Internet it must be true? Shameless!

Thank You Sir - May I Have Another!

Thanks to Jammie Wearing Fool for this post on his blog. Just in case last week's fiscal enema wasn't enough for the American taxpayer, the Democrats have another peanut and corn encrusted turd in store for us. In the photo on the left, Democrats Nazi Pelousi and Cholly Rangel respond to a question about fiscal responsibility with a hearty laugh.

Now we're being asked to pony up another $410 Billion dollars to finance more stimulus projects. Excuse me, but if we get any more stimulated we're gonna overdose. I'll be wired for years to come at this rate. The justification for this new fisting is; we have to make up for the budget cuts enacted by President Bush in the areas of health care, education, energy, and "other programs".

Someone correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't that the purpose behind last week's anal intrusion? And just WTF are the "other programs" mentioned by the Dems? I'm sure we're going to hear more about this in the next few days. Just how much more of this can the American taxpayer swallow? The Democrats are drunk with power and it's the taxpayers who are gonna suffer the inevitable hangover. Anyone got a couple of dozen Percocet?

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/House-Democrats-propose-410B-apf-14450221.html

Walking On Water

PINELLAS PARK - Randy Heine says he has surveillance video that shows a man and woman climbing over a fence.
The couple heads right for a sign that reads "One Nation Under Obama." They paint over Obama and replace it with God.
Heine owns the sign and isn't too happy about what he caught on tape.
"To me it's all about racism," said Heine.

Along with the far-left's new found respect for religion comes a new icon. The anointed one (Obama) has, in the eyes of Randy Heine, become equivalent with God. What other conclusion can anyone come to after reading this sign? And, as we are fast finding out these days, when it comes to Obama, any criticism of the President must be racist.

It's one thing for professional Black victims such as Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, and Charles Barron to play the race card, but now far-left Whites are pulling the handy little victim credential when someone disagrees with them.

If I remember correctly, the Liberals in America scream bloody murder and piss their panties at the sight of the Ten Commandments and the Stars and Bars of the Confederacy. Fair enough to bitch if it's on Government property and involves the separation of Church and State. Their hypocrisy just doesn't pass the smell test. Neither does their sincerity.

This is private property so Mr Heine has the right to post any sign he wants. And I have the right to post this rant pointing out the lie the far-left live in this country when it comes to their being religious. It wasn't that long ago that GWB was being trashed for his faith. But I guess it's cool again to be a true believer. It's just another double standard that sticks in my craw. There - I feel better now. The link is below.

http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/dpp/news/obama_sign_controversy_022009

American's With No Abilities Act 2009 - Congress Acts Now To Add This Earmark To Stimulus!

Feburary 22, 2009....Breaking News!
Just In From The UnAssosciated Press (c)
AMERICANS WITH NO ABILITIES ACT: Congressional Act - 2009
Just added to the Stimulus Bill...

WASHINGTON, DC (AP) - Congress is considering sweeping
legislation, which provides new benefits for many Americans.
The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed
as a major legislation by Democrats of the millions of Americans
who lack any real skills or ambition.

"Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and
drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in
society," said Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow
People of Inability to be ridiculed and passed over. With this
legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special
favors to a small group of workers, simply because they do a better
job, or have some idea of what they are doing."

Boxer pointed to the success of the US Postal Service, which
has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard
to performance. Approximately 74 percent of postal employees lack
job skills, making this agency the single largest US employer of
Persons of Inability.

Private sector industries with good records of nondiscrimination
against the Inept include retail sales (72%), the airline industry
(68%), and home improvement "warehouse" stores (65%) The
DMV also has a great record of hiring Persons of Inability. (63%)

Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million
"middle man" positions will be created, with important-sounding
titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory
sense of purpose and performance.

Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given,
to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable
employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to
corporations which maintain a significant level of Persons of
Inability in middle positions, and gives a tax credit to small and
medium businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every
two talented hires.

Finally, the AWNA ACT contains tough new measures to make it more
difficult to discriminate against the Nonabled, banning
discriminatory interview questions such as "Do you have any goals
for the future?" or "Do you have any skills or experience which
relate to this job?"

"As a Nonabled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people
who have something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost
her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, MI due
to her lack of notable job skills. "This new law should really help
people like me." With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions
of other untalented citizens can finally see a light at the end of
the tunnel.

Said Senator Nazi Pelousi, "It is our duty as lawmakers to provide
each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her adequacy,
with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and also
find a place for all illegal aliens no matter how useless they may
be." Senator Harry Reid chimed in with a hearty ditto.

Thanks to Snopes for the urban legend and this ridiculous post. Or is it?

First Amendment? What First Amendment?

It's been said in the past that The First Causualty Of War Is Truth. Well it seems the first casualty of Political Correctness that plagues our Liberal Media is intestinal fortitude when it comes to drawing cartoons of Barry Obama.

No, President Obama hasn't struck down the First Amendment (yet). But in their zeal to not offend the "Chosen One", some cartoonists have gone on record saying they were being careful (code for fear) not to draw Obama with Simian or exaggerated (Lips, nose, etc) features. Now that's a tragedy since BO has ears that could get him airborne in a high wind. Excuse me, but Condoleeza Rice was called a "House Nigger" by far-left cartoonist Ted Rall and drawn as a negative caricature in many other cartoons. Doesn't the press feel she qualifies for the same courtesy? Oh - she's a Conservative? ----- Nevermind.

What's happening here is the Press in the U.S. have begun censoring themselves. All because they fear stereotyping President Obama through caricatures. Excuse me, but I can't remember a political cartoon that wasn't a caricature. The legendary Thomas Nast comes to mind. I always thought the job of an objective and healthy free press was to lampoon politicians therefore keeping them in line. It was one thing to be in the tank for Obama during the fall campaign but now the Liberal Media hesitate to criticize our new President because of fear. These are truly becoming a scary times.

There is one douchebag who loves to exploit this type of thinking - the RevRearend Al Sharpton. He's been on cruise control the last few months but after the recent Chimp cartoon from the New York Post he got his big fat ass in full swing. He's even called for the jailing of Rupert Murdoch, Publisher of the New York Post. All for daring to publish what was an obvious (to people who aren't brain dead) barb aimed at Congress. So Murdoch should go to jail for having and expressing opinions according to Fat Al Ass Sharpton.

Sharpton needs to spend less time on the Hot Wings and dipping sauce and take more time to learn about American Politics. He's too stupid to realize the cartoon was aimed at the House and Senate (Pelousy and Reid) in specific, and Congress in general. Not at Obama. Obama authored nothing - in this instance, Obama was just a rubber stamp for "The Most Ethical Congress Ever".

I am not blaming Obama. It's the climate of Political Correctness that will surely doom freedom of speech if it's taken to the extreme and absurd conclusion. It seems to be well on its way, especially with the new attention being payed to the "Fairness Doctrine" these days. God bless help America.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090220/ap_on_re_us/obama_cartoons

Who Says Conservatives Are Humorless?

From Michelle Malkin...
I just visited Michelle's site today and saw this post. Go to Michelle's page and read the signs carried by the protesters. They are hilarious. After taking shit like this from the left for the last eight years it's time to do some dishing out. LOL is one of the most overused acronyms on the web these days but I was laughing out loud after seeing these pics.

http://michellemalkin.com/2009/02/19/gimme-gimme-gimme-more-scenes-from-the-anti-obama-backlash/

The First 2009 Douchebag Award Goes To...

Nazi Pelosi.

Just the Greasywrench way of saying thanks for the huge bill signed by President Obama today in Denver. Besides mortgaging the future of our children, this bill further speeds our beloved Country's slow but sure slide into Socialism.

Living in Kalifornia one can see how Government mismanagement and Nanny State meddling has worked for us. Ten-thousand state employees were layed off today, the state legislature is still trying to come up with a budget, and taxpayers are being issued IOU's in lieu of tax returns. The pencil pushers have still not learned from the mistakes of the past and continue to pursue the same spend more while taking in less fiscal policies. No wonder there is so little respect for Politicians and Government. It's business as usual in Sacramento. Oh, by the way, did I mention Pelosi is from Kalifornia? Who would have thought?

As the Speaker Of The House, Nazi Pelosi has been a tax and spend Liberal cliche. The final joke on the American electorate is after ramming the bill through the House (with no one even reading it) Pelosi and several of her stooges jetted off to Italy. Unfortunately, she is also expected to return.