W.H. To Marines & Rescue Team - "Stand Down"

“There is a rumor — I want to be clear, it’s a rumor — that at least two networks have emails from the National Security Adviser’s office telling a counterterrorism group to stand down,” Gingrich told Fox News’ Greta Van Susteren. “They were a group in real-time trying to mobilize Marines and C-130s and the fighter aircraft, and they were told explicitly by the White House ‘stand down and do nothing. This is not a terrorist action." Newt Gingrich. Read more here.

Bare in mind that Newt Gingrich prefaced this story by saying it's only a rumor. But unlike Harry Reid and his "Romney never paid any taxes" anonymously sourced lie, this one comes from a reliable source according to Newt - a U.S. Senator. But Gingrich insisted that at this point it's still a rumor.

This is entirely plausible if you consider that in about two and one half months Hillary "cankles" Clinton and Fat Leon Panetta will be gone anyway in a Romney administration. And since their claims of accepting responsibility are about as worthless as balls on a priest they're falling on their swords and covering the Liar-In-Chief's ass. IOW the fucking bastards have nothing to lose.

And when you consider that no one in Omama's administration has any Military experience and the only part of a chain of command Omama understands is he gets to be saluted on a regular basis by REAL soldiers We're being led by a so-called "Commander-In-Chief" who isn't fit to go camping with Boy Scouts, much less lead our Armed Forces. It is/was a recipe for disaster and we had one in Libya.

Lie begats lie and that's what we've seen the last two months. I've known some monumental bullshitters in my life and there's one thing they all have in common. When they're caught telling lies the only way to deal with shit is to either come clean and fess up or tell another lie to cover their ass. And that's exactly what has the Omama regime done - they continue to tell more lies.

Final Thoughts: We're not stupid Berry Omama, unlike the forty-seven percent who put you in office and want to keep you there in order to keep those checks and freebies coming in. We KNOW you, Hillary, and Fat Leon are lying and in a week you'll be handed your walking papers. Good riddance to trash!

Here's Why No One Should Live In L.A.

And why folks are leaving the Peoples Republik Of Kalifornia in droves. Click here to see the L.A.P.D. and its Most Wanted database. The Daily Breeze releases this database on a regular basis. It was the same last month, the month before, and the months before that. The names change but the faces always stay the same.

City Of Angels my ASS! No jobs, a shitload of crime, Hollywood, taxes up the ass, shitty progressive agenda-driven school system, government unions, Villaragosa, blah blah blah. Earthquake anyone?

Ol' Fat-Ass Resurfaces

 

And no, it's not in another burger eating contest either. In case anyone wonders where Michael Moore has been the last year of so he's been laying low (as if that's possible) and working on his knife and fork skills. Today The Blaze gave us a preview of what Michael has been up to (about 500 pounds is my guess) and his latest political screed.

This ad is just another in a long line of vulgar and self-destructive political trash puked up by the left in order to keep their boy Berry Hussein Soetero Goebbels Neville Chamberlain Omama in power. It also gives us yet another example of how progressives actually think. It's vulgar, offensive, profane, and ridiculous. I don't see anything clever in old men and women who use the language being used in the video below. If I want trash and profanity I'll post it myself. That's why I have a blog.

And until Omama's re-election bid I never thought I'd see a national campaign using crap like "the first time" shit from tattoo hoochie gal I saw the other day. It's the smell of desperation and contempt from a president who knows he's going to be out of a job in a week. Now I know this isn't an official campaign ad but it's indicative of how progressive douchebags such as Michael Moore think. And it's not even close to being funny or clever.

Old Douchebag Booed In New Orleans

The old douchebag in my title post is Madonna. And it happened not because of her lame ass lip-syncing. It happened because she tried (for the upmpeenth fucking time) to shove her own personal politics down the audience's throat in New Orleans.

When you consider the price of concert tickets these days I'd boo her ass too. If I plunk down a couple hundred bucks to see a concert I DON'T wanna hear about the singer or the band's politics. I want to hear some live music (which Madonna is NOT famous for). Madonna has a habit of lip-syncing her routines so technically, you can't either call her show music (she sucks) or live. Linda Ronstadt found out the same damn thing eight years ago in Las Vegas. So have the Dixie Chicks. Where the hell are they now and why aren't they ashamed of Omama?

Case in point: A week or so after my birthday (November 6) in 1986 a buddy and I saw Neil Young plugged in with Crazy Horse at the Universal Amphitheater. Now I despise Neils politics. He's another flaming liberal from Canada and he's never hidden the fact. But, Neil and Crazy Horse walked out on stage and hit the first note and it was ON! No politics, no bullshit, no nothing but music. That is the way it should be.

I don't give a shit what your politics are when it comes to music. You can worship or hate whoever you like. That's the great thing about America. I may think you're a dick-head or a fool but when I'm paying for the tickets you're on MY DIME and I don't want to hear it.

Why I Despise The Media And Why I Have A Blog!

Today I made a post on Yahoo. I post on Yahoo under the name "boatman". The full text of my Yahoo post this morning follows and then an explanation of why Yahoo is SHIT. Read my Yahoo post below and see if you don't agree that Yahoo is biased and does not like being criticized.

"I'm off topic here but I have a question for Yahoo. Why is there almost no coverage today on Yahoo's splash page on the emails from Libya? Why is there almost nothing about the fact that Omama and his state department abandoned our people after they BEGGED for help three times? Why is Yahoo posting article after article that surreptitiously bashes Mitt Romney and conservatives while sugar-coating everything about Omama?

If the editors of content at Yahoo want to be considered a legitimate internet directory then why are they publishing slanted articles and trash masquerading as news that belongs on a supermarket tabloid? This is exactly why so many no longer trust the media. And it's why I refer to Yahoo as Pravda these days. For you younger readers and posters Google "Pravda" and you will understand what I'm talking about. And a huge part of what Yahoo is trying to pass off as "news" belongs on the op/ed page. And Yahoo KNOWS it!

I expect to find slanted coverage and agenda-driven news on HuffPo, Daily Kos, and MoveOn.org. But not on what was once a very good web directory such as Yahoo.

Let's see if the sycophants of Yahoo publish this one."

Now, here is a screen capture below of what Yahoo actually published and how they published it. To view the image full size you have to click on it and when the image comes up right-click and then click view image. Then you can expand the image to full size. My post is under the name "boatman". Do you see what Yahoo did?

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Scroll down to the name "boatman" in the picture above. That's my post and how and what Yahoo actually published on the comments section. Censorship anybody?

Now I realize Yahoo has the right to publish what they want and they do have guidelines - nothing vulgar, racist, hate-filled or whatever gets by their censors. Now, consider what I actually wrote by reading the text above and I DID stay within the Yahoo guidelines. This is exactly why I despise the media and left-wing agenda driven Pravda. And it's why I have a blog.

Here's a link to the actual Yahoo post if you feel like sifting through the thread.

Omama Voters Guest Star On Bait Car Episode

Aggie over at the Right Wing Fringe blog posted this video today. He refers to these thieves and scumbags as "The Sons Omama Never Had". I just call em Omama voters. Looks like they're out for a little good clean Chicago style fun, right? And like the slimy fucking cockroaches they are, they scatter when the POlice light em up.

And don't believe your lying eyes. They're really just disenfranchised victims of "da man" and not the thieving pieces of shit we see. Besides, whitey made em do it. Let's see what Chris Matthews has to say about this. He'll probably blame their problems on white racism. God forbid someone hold these assholes personally accountable.

I suppose it could have been worse - there might have been a parking lot full of five-hundred dollar running shoes. Then there might have been a full-on riot and a dozen or so more shootings. After all - it is Chicago.

Omama Spotted At Castro District Halloween Party

As the scandal involving Omama and his State Department continues to unfold, the prez continued along his merry way in a schedule that involved a fund raiser in the Castro district of San Francisco. In the photo above we see Berry as he looked attending the party. He was dressed as a D.C. hooker who calls herself "Lyin Ass Bitch" in keeping with his official campaign theme.

When asked who "Lyin Ass Bitch" was based on the president replied "someone in the State Department" and he reused to elaborate any further. The president was last seen leaving the gayla event with two large hulking men dressed as figure skaters. When he was spotted leaving his hotel room the next day he was sporting a large grin and walking with a noticeable limp. All in all the event was considered a suckcess by Omama.

BTW - All typos are intentional.

The Law Of Supply And Demand

Due to Chris Matthews, American Pravda, a couple hundred other democrats and the subsequent high demand, I've just been informed by the warehouse there will be no more douchebags available until after November the sixth. So we won't be able to hold any aware ceremonies until next month.

As far as Matthews, the idiot has gone totally of his rocker with his claims of racism. If he didn't have racism as a talking point Chris wouldn't have anything to say at all. His obsession with race is pathological at this point. After his latest rants on Sarah Palin and conservatives my suggestion is a thorazine drip. Here's hoping the lying donkey-dick lands head first on rock when he finally hits bottom. And I wonder just what the hell is gonna happen to this fool when Romney wins in two weeks. He will probably hopefully commit suicide. And as I've said several times before - Chris is not crazy. But he is seriously disturbed.

Trump To Omama - I Call

Now it's time for the lying bastard and fraud to show his cards, or in this case his transcripts. My guess (and I don't think I'm alone here) is Omama will ignore the challange. For once in his life Omama could walk the walk instead of just talking the talk. You can bet he'll do jack-shit like the cowardly shit-stain he is. And Pravda will ignore this of course.

Too Bad She Didn't Use Napalm

More fake racism and lies from the democraps, or is it Omama, or is it Axleroid, or is it... I think you get the picture. Going back to Tawana Brawley, Madonna Constantine (and several others I'm too lazy to research) I seem to remember this sort of shit happening more than once. What up Cuz? Do you hate Whitey so bad you'll torch your own ass?

Sharmeka Moffitt seems to have fucked-up and lit herself on fire while hanging out in the woods. She then blamed three white guys for the incident. My guess is she overdid the flame source to her crack pipe and ended up being a road flare. She didn't fool the cops but I'll bet she sure as hell will get RevRearEnd Al Sharpton and his his slimy fat race-card playing ass involved sooner or later (and he will). This story has been on The Blaze, Michelle Malkin, and Right Wing Fringe. I predict the reaction from Pravda will be zzzzzzzz... now that it's been proven she's lying. We can only hope next time she gets it right when she decides to light her own ass up. People are getting tired of this crap.

Now if the house band on Jimmy Fallon wants to play "lyin ass bitch" they've got a REAL example.

Lying Ass Bitch

Chris Christie - Brutally Frank

You may not agree with Chris Christie on everything he says but there's one thing I think we can all agree on - Chris Christie doesn't hold back and he's always honest. He doesn't sugar-coat the facts on Omama when he calls him clueless in this video. I get so damn tired of people labeling Omama "uninformed" or some other code word for stupid. Chris tells it like it is.

Chris Christie, along with Col Allen West, Trey Gowdy, and a few other new generation politicians have what thinking conservatives in America has been searching for - honesty. Sadly, it's probably why they'll never be elected or run for President. They have a wonderful habit of being honest and telling Americans the truth. Unfortunately, as Col Jessep once said, Americans don't seem to be able to handle the truth. It's what we need most right now and forty-seven percent of America doesn't want to hear it.

Thanks to Adrienne for posting this video today and giving me some fresh red meat for thought.

The Day The Music Died

Today is the 35th anniversary of the plane crash. Everyone remembers where they were when something tragic or memorable happens. I was sitting in my living room getting loaded with a few friends from work when I heard the terrible news. Stunned is putting it mildly. I never got to see Lynyrd Skynyrd in concert and it's something I'll always regret. So in honor of one of the greatest rock bands to ever play a note I post this....

Red Meat For Today - Ron Kuby Gets Bitch Slapped!

I can't stand this fucker! He's a cliche from a bad sixties television series.

Along with William Cuntsler, Gloria All-Red and Lynne Stewart, Ron Kuby is one of the biggest shit-stains the American legal profession has EVER produced. So after I read the story on American Thinker I smiled and said to myself "greasywrench, there is justice and Karma in America". And it just bit Ron Kuby in the ass.

It seems ol' Ron decided to try and foist his view on what's right and what's not on the subject of sexual persuasion and got a punch in the nose for his trouble. And the delicious irony is he's expecting the NYPD to bend over backward for him, of all people. Considering he's spent a large part of his life trashing and defaming the cops in the Big Apple he's lucky they don't send his ass straight to Rikers Island.

Personally, I would love to read a follow up story about the couple he accosted turning the tables and suing his ass. He started the fight and got his ass kicked for his reward. And the article in American Thinker refers to Kuby making what may have been an anti-Asian slur towards the woman involved in his beat-down. So much for this lamer and poser and his lifetime of hypocrisy. Serves him right. Champion of the little guy my ass! He's just another communist phony and shit-stain that's been exposed!

More From The Chronicles Of Stupid

If you thought that Moms Mabely AKA the "omama gun gimme a free phone" lady was stupid I've got news for you - she's got competition. The Pink Dragon Lady in the video below actually calls Romney a "socialist". Angry White Dude has it right when he says "democrats depend on stupid" to stay in power.

Excuse me lady dummy but Mitt Romney epitomizes Capitalism. Then again Pink Dragon Lady IS a democrat. And take a real good look at her... doesn't she look Like Idi Amin, the former Ugandan president? What an ugly sow! This comes from The Conservative Daily News.

Funny Site For Omama Caricatures

It's past five in the morning here on the left coast and once again I've been up all night. I've suffered from insomnia most of my adult life and when I get tired I get bored. And when I get bored I get weird. And when I get weird I look for someone or something to lampoon. Well tonight was no different and I started looking for some celebrity images to photoshop and low and behold look who I found - Berry Omama.

Since I have this funny feeling Omama ain't gonna be prez much longer I'll have some last remaining fun with him. Check the site out here that features these hilarious images. Maybe you'll find something to use on your blog or site.

Forrest Chump