Saturday, April 13, 2013

Some Things Are Better Left As Is

The current trial of the gruesome baby killer Kermit Gosnell should be making headlines on a daily basis. After all, the press seem to be obsessed with Jodi Arias and the butchering of her lover/boyfriend Travis Alexander and that only involves one death. The Gosnell case is about hunreds, if not thousands of late term abortions better known as infanticide. But as many have pointed out, Pravda has shown absolutely NO interest in the trial whatsoever. What's even more telling is the litany of excuses they've offered up for NOT covering the case. Whatever last shreds of credibility Pravda once had for being professional or objective are GONE when it comes to this story.

I try and have a good time and make a few points by often photo-shopping images when it comes to politics and other news stories. But after staring at the photo below that's making the rounds on the web I decided there was nothing I could EVER add that could make a better statement. Look at the photo below - it's analogous with Pravda and their agenda. Empty, empty, empty! Piss on the entire fucking bunch along with their lack of ethics and integrity. They can't die a fast enough professional death to suit me.

And Omama, our poser-in-chief who seems to have an opinion on everything from Trayvon Martin to Beer Summits hasn't said jack shit. And the press haven't (surprise) asked him one single question as far as I know about the Kermit Gosnell case. Shame on the entire fucking lot.

Update From Breitbart: Now they have literally been caught with their pants down the frauds of Pravda are scrambling for a fig leaf and promise to cover the infanticide trial of Gosnell. Too late - you've been exposed.... Again!

Pravda in action. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Friday, April 12, 2013

RIP Jonathan Winters 1925 - 2013

Just my opinion but Jonathan Winters, who was one of, if not the best comedians of our (and all) time passed away on Thursday. He wasn't vulgar, obscene or tacky. He was just plain funny.

As a young teen in the late sixties and early seventies I was a regular viewer of The Jonathan Winters show on television. The "Face The Folks" segment and the various characters he came up with were among the funniest bits ever produced. Often acting on pure improvisation he could have me rolling on the floor at any given time. And I am NOT exaggerating.

With characters such as Maud Frickert, Chester Hunnyhugger, and Bjorn Bjorn the Viking, he was priceless. It will be a long damn time before ANY comedian comes along and even comes close to Jonathan. Today's clowns have to rely on shock, profanity, racism and other low forms of comedy to get laughs. I don't think I ever heard Jonathan Winters even come close to being vulgar. He could be suggestive with just a wink or nod but never dirty. RIP funny man.

Thanks for all the laughs Jonathan

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Another Idiot Who's NOT Useful

For any of you readers who are smokers and or old enough to remember the sixties this may ring a bell. At one time my Mother (a smoker) had a series of "artful" ashtrays through the house made of of colorful characters from history. The one that stands out was the old "Smiling Buddha". Needless to say her idea of "art" was quite questionable.

In the last few weeks as I watched news clips of Kink Junk Unck, the current Idiot ruling North Korea, my Mother's ashtrays came back to me. It finally dawned on me who Kink reminds me of - the smiling and jolly fat Buddha that sat in our living room next to the coffee table. The resemblance is uncanny. Unfortunately we can't dump the fat little bastard into the trash as we did with the cigarette butts.

I don't really know what the answer is to Kink Junk Unck. Perhaps we could fire an ICBM loaded with itching powder into Pyongyang. Or load a warhead with the Mumps virus that would leave the men of NoKo sterile as they goose-step down the streets of the country's capital. Some Ex-lax disguised as Chocolate bars would be a hoot. Then again people who are already starving (thanks to their leaders) wouldn't have anything to crap out... hmm... there must be an answer to put this fat little shit back in line. As for me, war is not the answer (sorry about the cliche). We need to expose him to the world for the joke that he is. One good joke deserves another. Of course these are all contingency plans in case the little dick-head fires off a nuke.

Now due to political correctness that now infests our country I doubt you could ever find any smiling Buddha ashtrays these days. So I plan on marketing my own version and very soon. It could be that clever idea and "better mousetrap" idea I've been searching for all  my life that would make me a millionaire. Then again the Omama IRS would probably find a way to tax and return me back into poverty. I can't win for losing.... But I might just give it a shot. This ends today's stream of consciousness and dumb ideas.

Final Thoughts: What can I say? I'm bored and the final episode of Spartacus doesn't air until tomorrow night. It's a damn good thing I no longer drink or smoke choom. If that were the case, think of the nonsense (besides my regular screeds) that would otherwise be appearing on this blog on a daily basis. After all - you gotta consider that I am from Kalifornia when you read my stuff. It's my only excuse. Good night all.

Fat Bastard

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Two "Useful Idiots" Go Into A Cuban Bar...

No, this isn't some silly-ass joke. It's about the special treatment the Treasury Department (???) gave J-Z and Beyonce by allowing them to visit Cuba. Maybe they went for the Cigars (I didn't know Beyonce smoked) or for a fresh cane of sugar? Who knows? But one thing is for sure - they were given the Potemkin Village treatment once they got there. The same as other American idiots such as Michael Moore, Marxine Waters, Oliver Stone, Harry Belafonte and other chumps and chimps. You can damn well bet they didn't get to see the real Cuba or its medical treatment. Ask Hugo Chavez how that worked out for him... oops, he died after Cuban medical treatment. My mistake.

Now when I say the real Cuba, Michael Moore and his slobbering love affair with Cuban medical care comes to mind. Here's a link to illustrate the authentic medical care the average Cuban receives. You bet your last dollar that world-class liar and dupe Michael Moore never got to see these clinics and hospitals on his many visits to "document" Cuba's medical system. Then again he most likely would have found a way to rationalize or justify the conditions and blame it on the American embargo. Before you click on the link be warned - it's quite graphic.

There's a reason we have embargoed Cuba. Hard foreign currency is used to support the Communist frauds known as the Castro brothers and to prop up a government that would have failed years ago if it weren't for the old Soviet Empire and other useful idiots and naive fools who never get to see what their money is supporting.

And just what in the hell is the Treasury Department doing when it comes to issuing travel permits? What about the State Department? Isn't this their territory? You can bet one fucking thing - somewhere in all of this lays the sleazy, slimy, skinny, and greasy hand of Berry Hussein Soetero Neville Chamberlain Goebbels Omama. It's called quid-pro-quo, tit-for-tat, scratch my back, etc... It's just more corrupt political payback for the support last November from the douchebags in the entertainment industry.

Now I'm not politically naive, I realize the billion dollars spent re-electing Omama required some type of payback. But by doing so I wonder how many more poor starving Cubans will end up being re-educated, punished and tortured, or forced into braving the Florida Straights and hungry Sharks on an inner-tube just for a chance at freedom? Does Beyonce or J-Z care? Michael Moore? Anyone in the lame entertainment business? Do you really think Berry Omama gives a shit? I think we all know the answer.

Two Useful Idiots With Bodyguards







Saturday, April 6, 2013

If Obama "Does" Skeet...

as well as he shoots hoops I wouldn't be within a mile of his skinny ass when he picks up his shotgun. Last week we were treated to another exhibition of Omama's so-called expertise shooting a basketball. Two for twenty-two won't get his lame ass into the NBA. And as I've posted several times, I haven't picked up a basketball in twenty years but I would bet my last cigarette I could take him to school any time I choose when it comes to hoops.

What this sorry example of shooting (he missed a layup for Christ's sakes) really brings to mind is the phony bullshit that has surrounded this man since the 2004 keynote address at the DNC. After hearing his speech I said to myself "greasywrench, they're gonna run this guy for president in four years". All because of one speech. That shows the intellectual emptiness of the average liberal. They'd rather have a great speaker with no executive skills run this country than someone not quite as eloquent or articulate (George Bush) who's actually qualified.

And after being nominated Omama further insulted the American people by selecting the bumbling fucking Oaf Joe Biden as his running mate AND impeachment insurance. What sane politician would vote to convict Omama in a Senate trial with Joe Biden waiting in the wings. We were fucked from the get go.

All this brings me to a link I bookmarked a couple of years ago listing Omama's long long list of lies, half-truths, and obfuscation when it comes to the story of his life. No one really knows a hell of a lot about the poser outside of his political career and the few stories that Pravda has investigated. It took Andrew Breitbart and a few dedicated conservative bloggers to do the REAL investigating or we wouldn't know anything about Barack Hussein Soetero Neville Chamberlain Goebbels Omama. Click here to read some truth instead of the crap that Pravda and Omama himself has been feeding us for years. And BTW, there's no mention of Omama's NBA skills to be found. WTF!

Finally! The Truth Rears Its Ugly Head!

Friday, April 5, 2013

The Douchebags Are Back And Jim Carrey Is One

The Douchebag Awards are back after several months and we're proud to announce a new recipient. Canadian comedian Jim Carrey was awarded his prize this week in a gala Hollywood ceremony. His qualifications include...

  • Insulting America's LEGAL and law abiding gun owners in a recent video.
  • Trashing and stereotyping Southern Americans with the same cliche riddled anti-gun video.
  • Defaming a true American hero, the late Charlton Heston, knowing Heston can no longer reply.
  • Continuing to impersonate a comedian via his infant level and thoroughly unfunny movies.

Just my opinion but Carrey hasn't made a funny movie in the last fifteen years. He peaked with "Dumb And Dumber". I also came to the conclusion that Dumb And Dumber wasn't an acting performance at all but instead a autobiographical two-hour long expose of the REAL Jim Carrey.

In the ceremony pictured below we see a grateful Carrey lovingly fondle his Douchebag Award and contemplating the end of his career for alienating at least half of America's movie going public. This is a prize he richly deserves. Enjoy it Jim - you earned it!

Sooner Or Later "Diversity" Will Get Someone Killed

Fellow conservative blogger Aggie95 over at Right Wing Fringe posted this article this morning and I couldn't let it slide without putting in my two cents. The diversity mentioned in the title of this post concerns recruitment/job requirements for public pool lifeguards in the city of Phoenix Arizona. It seems there are no actual physical requirements for the job - including the ability to swim well. (White males need not apply)

Call me crazy but I see some sort of a lawsuit down the road should someone be injured or drown in one of these pools - all in the name of social engineering. Now don't get me wrong - anyone can be taught to swim. But being a strong swimmer capable of saving someone thrashing about or drowning is something that might, just might, be something that has to do with gender (I.E. physical strength). Lives are at stake and these liberal assholes are pushing a political agenda that will get someone dead.

I've just saw an example of shit such as this today of this on a FOX video of a female TSA officer being attacked by a homeless woman in a Hawaiian airport. The screener was on the losing end of a beat down when a MAN jumped in to save her ass. I've seen the same thing happen on an episode of C.O.P.S. a few years back when two female officers were overpowered in a bar by drunks in a brawl and they too had to be bailed out by male officers. All in the name of diversity. I bet the personal injury lawyers in Phoenix are licking their chops right now in anticipation of all the government cash to be won in future lawsuits. Wait and see.

I guess it's time for me to apply for that Nuclear Physics position at the JPL in Pasadena. I don't know jack shit about nukes but hey - I'm a left-handed, green-eyed, Irish, Cherokee, German male of fifty-nine years. If that doesn't put me into some sort of minority category then nothing does. Ain't affirmative action great.


Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Ward Churchill's "Trail Of Smears" Ends

I guess it was most appropriate that American Thinker posted the article and link on April Fools Day. The phony Indian poser and academic fraud better known as  Ward Churchill and his lawsuit claiming the University Of Colorado violated his First Amendment rights was finally ended on appeal by the SCOTUS. What the funny part is the University of Colorado fired Churchill for academic fraud (plagiarizing) and not for the absurd litany of lies he's more famous for.

Come to think of it, Ward Churchill reminds me of a certain politician whose entire career is the result of mass marketing, affirmative action, white guilt, and a huge pack of lies. Anybody wanna guess who I'm thinking of?

I have a special disgust for Churchill. Not only for the things he has said about the death of three-thousand innocent people on 9/11/2001, but for masquerading as a member of the Keetoowah Band of Cherokee Indians. When confronted in the past about his membership in the tribe Churchill neglects to mention that the membership is honorary and at one time the Keetoowah were handing out the memberships like candy on Halloween night. Bill Clinton, another world renowned liar also has one too. The Keetoowah have since repudiated Churchill as a member and stopped giving out the memberships - just another tidbit of information Ward usually omits when asked about being an Indian. Now if we could only get the other world famous fake Elizabeth Warren to fess up I'd stop being so pissed at these fake assholes.

The reason I have a special animosity towards these two scumbags is; I do possess REAL Cherokee ancestors (along with German and Irish blood) and have all the necessary paperwork to prove it. By using my Grandfather's BIA number and the Dawes roll I was able to trace my paternal lineage back to pre-Civil War Oklahoma territory. I have names of family members that go so far back they aren't Christian names. But, as I have posted several times before I will ALWAYS self-identify as an American. This is why I despise Warren and Churchill. They used lies to further their careers and have NEVER been able to prove it.

So I am ecstatic that Churchill's teaching career is (hopefully) now officially over and he won't have access and the ability to infect young minds any more. Lord knows where this wanker will end up. Many are speculating a position on PMS-NBC could be next. When you consider the trash employed there it would be entirely possible. But you can bet on one damn thing - we haven't heard the last from him. He's like dog shit in the park - you can find crap such as Ward all over the place.

Ward Churchill enjoying a sip of his favorite beverage
BTW, I stole the image here. Just giving credit where it's due. The site now appears to be dead. But it was quite funny for a while.

Thursday, March 21, 2013

The Truth Will Set You Free...

Unless you're a white man or woman. In that case the facts tend to die a lonely death caused by White Guilt or the label racist.

Last night I read a great column in American Thinker that reminded me of what I predicted four years ago when Berry Hussein Goebbels Soetero Neville Chamberlain Omama was elected. I predicted that all criticism of the not-so-great Pretender would cease under the threat of being labeled a racist. The article cited several instances that PROVE my prediction. Read it here.

And with people such as the slobbering Christine Matthews, Alan Colmes, and Bob Beckel, who are the leading butt-licks of Pravda, there's no longer ANY criteria where the Poser-In-Chief can be criticized for anything unless you mention his lame fucking predictions in the NCAA Basketball Tournament. And I'm sure that given a few more days or weeks Chrissie Matthews will find more dog-whistle bullshit in order to silence Omama's critics about that. And that's the scary part. This is nothing more than censorship in its most subtle and sleazy form. And the Poser in the White House knows and loves the people pretending to be journalists and the fact they will cover his ass in almost all situations. And as far as I'm concerned these dicks masquerading as reporters should be forced to eat the paper their lies are printed on. Then they can gag like the rest of thinking Americans on the crap that's passing for objective reporting these days.

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Reality TV - It's Not Reality, It's TOTAL Bullshit

Because it sure as hell isn't "actuality" as one of the so-called reality programs and its parent channel claims. 

I ran across this article today on the Torrance Daily Breeze website. The Daily Breeze is the local rag here in the South Bay of Los Angeles. The news article dealt with the arrest of a family of Gypsies who have been stealing high-tech shit across the USA. Take a good look at these scuzzy looking crew of shit-stains and compare them to the "Gypsy Sisters" being featured on TLC. See any connection to reality or actuality when you compare the TV tarts with the real deal? Didn't think so.

Reality TV my ass! The list of phony reality shows is endless and stinks. Amish Mafia, Lizard Lick, Gypsy Sisters, blah fucking blah blah blah. TV is a VAST wasteland as was said many years ago. It's just getting worse. The TV Gypsies and the REAL Gypsy hags (along with a couple of Gypsy guys) are below. See any resemblance? Nah, not in a million years.

There used to be a Gypsy clan that would blow into San Pedro every now and then from Washington State and they were fucking trash. They ran body shop scams, boosted, stole bikes and were a general pain in the ass. The leader of the clan was an old man we used to call the Ant-Eater because he had a nose like a foot long Salami. I haven't seen them in years but they sure as hell weren't attractive like the fakes on TV. Fuck reality TV right in the ear! It's total shit!

TV Gypsy Gals  


Real Gypsy Hags

Thursday, March 14, 2013

President Chicken-Shit Hiding Behind Skirts Again

Actually, he's hiding behind an honorable group of men known as the Secret Service. He, via his butt-lick spokesman Jay Carney is now blaming the Secret Service for the shut down of the White House tours. Does the word Vagina come to mind when thinking of Berry Soetero Hussein Goebbels Omama? Can anyone remember any president who's been such a douche and expert when it comes to passing the buck?

Remember - the Secret Service who personally guard this piece of trash posing as Commander-In-Chief (what a perversion of the term) are expected to take a bullet for him if need be. I have no doubt they are honorable men who would do exactly that if the unthinkable should happen. And all for someone who shows them NO respect and hides behind them by blaming them for the White House tours being canceled. They would literally die for him and Omama isn't fit to shine their shoes. Can the four or five people who read my blog see the irony? Just one more lie in an ocean of dishonesty.


Thursday, March 7, 2013

RIP Alvin Lee 1944 - 2013

An outstanding guitar player from my generation of rockers passed on today. Alvin Lee of Ten Years After died on March 6, 2013. One of my favorite albums of all time was his masterpiece "A Space In Time". Released late in 1971 it really hit big in 1972 and featured ALL great songs. The year 1972 played a major part in my life for many reasons, but the music that year was among the best rock ever produced. And "A Space In Time" will always stand out. And as Alvin Lee once wrote - I'd Love To Change The World... and he did.




Thursday, February 21, 2013

Dems Release Officially Approved Weapons List

In keeping with their tradition of being as worthless as a turd in a punchbowl, the democraps in congress today released their officially approved list of self-defense weapons for women. The list of weapons includes dirt clods, squirt guns, rubber band guns, warm piss, cow flops (complete with an ammo maker) and a potato gun. The image below illustrates the complete fucking lunacy of the progressive mind along with the lack of respect for the ability of the average woman to handle a weapon.

Along with drug and alcohol testing, term limits, and FULL financial disclosures, I'm of the opinion that the members of congress should have to submit to some type of mental screening process. To be perfectly honest I'm not against drinking and an occasional encounter with choom (I was young once myself - just like Omama) but these fuckers are playing with people's lives - all in the name of social engineering and a desire to stomp on the Constitution, especially the Second Amendment. Toss in the fact that these assholes are writing our Nation's laws and we have a recipe for disaster.

In days gone by Conservatives joked that liberalism was a mental disease. We're not joking anymore. Something is terribly fucking wrong with these "progressives" and they need to be stopped before they destroy America. The lines are being drawn.

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Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Omama Leads West Hollywood Gay Parade!

Ever since Newsweek and Andie Sullivan proclaimed Berry Soetero Goebbels Neville Chamberlain Omama America's "First Gay President" the Liar-In-Chief has openly advocated and participated in several Gay Pride events. From Long Beach, the Castro District, West Hollywood, and Fire Island, Omama can often be spotted swishing and marching his way through the Gay districts of America with a sweet and demure smile on his face.

In the lovely photo below, Omama was photographed prancing his way down Santa Monica Blvd in a spiffy new outfit accompanied by a couple of "buddies" he managed to meet (and leave with) in a local West Hollywood tavern. When Omama first spotted the two gentlemen who were standing at the bar in the tavern, he kindly offered to "push up their stools". If nothing else, our president is certainly a gentleman.

Later, as they were leaving the tavern, reporters asked Berry where he was heading and what he planned to do with his new-found friends. He coyly smiled and said "we'll be discussing the upcoming Libya Military strategies with my dear friend RuPaul". He was last seen checking into a Motel Sex Six with his two new "advisers". His last words for the press were "with the help of my two friends here I'm sure we can ram some new things through".... in a political context of course.

Since Moochelle (Mrs Omama) was nowhere to be found on Omama's latest excursion and the president was seen walking with a noticeable limp (and a smile) the next morning, there was considerable speculation he injured himself having some good old-fashioned presidential fun at the Motel Six playing "take my temperature", a game he's often played with Rahm Emanuel while at Camp David. Omama was quoted as saying he "takes being labeled The First Gay president seriously".

Omama in West Hollywood - Click To Engorge

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Piers Morgan Brings A Knife To A Gunfight...

And the dumb-ass Limey picked the wrong man to debate - Uncle Ted Nugent. Ted disassembled Morgan into little bitty pieces and left him looking stupid and clueless. And as with most nitwit progressives, when confronted with a bit of logic and truth Morgan was unable or unwilling to answer Ted and just stuck to a series of asinine talking points. Watch the fun in the video below.