Sean Penn & Hugo Chavez

Sean Penn and Hugo Chavez were named as this weeks co-winners of the Douche-bag Award. In the photo to the left both Penn and Chavez are seen leaving the ceremonies with their awards. When asked by reporters why the were both scowling after winning the prestigious prizes, Penn replied, "Hugo won't tell me where he gets all of those snappy red shirts". When asked about his frown the Venezuelan dictator reportedly replied, "my award didn't come with all the keen attachments that Sean's did". The Mother of Hugo Chavez trailed them out of the auditorium laughing and smiling as she gazed longingly at their lovely awards.