Jim Croce - I Got A Name

Here's another nice vid from YouTube. Great song from the seventies.

Living In The Peoples Republik Of Kalifornia

One of the few advantages to living on the left coast is the weather. I've got Summer Squash growing at the end of December. Chances are I'll get some fresh squash in the next two weeks or so. I grew squash last fall and had fair results. I just recently learned how to pollinate flowers in the absence of Bees (Yeah I know, global warming) so I should have nice results. Here's a picture of a forty-day old straight-neck variety I'm growing on my balcony in my container garden. Not bad eh? I've got some cherry tomatoes also that just started producing. Only a few Toms so far but try doing this in Minnesota in December. BTW, the squash I grew in September/October were delicious. Living in Zone 10 rocks if you garden. I've also successfully grown Sweet Corn and Pole Beans in containers.

Indiana Voter ID Law Goes To The Supreme Court

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20071230/D8TRT5K00.html
Next week the SCOTUS will consider/hear this Indiana law. As usual, the left is crying foul and claiming this is a surreptitious version of a twenty-first century poll tax. Bullshit! What is wrong with being required to prove you're voting legally? I guarantee you if having a voter ID was tied to another entitlement there wouldn't be so much as a peep from the Democrats. The poor and downtrodden don't seem to have any problems producing ID's when it comes to cashing entitlement checks (Welfare, Disability, etc...) The truth is; the Democrats have much to lose and very little to gain by requiring any type of voter ID. Let's go SCOTUS.

Elderly Hippie Appears In Bison Herd

An elderly Hippie/Bison hybrid was recently spotted grazing with a Bison herd in the State of South Dakota. Several explanations were given for the sighting. Some experts claimed it was a result of global warming. Climatologist Dee Bunk explained it this way "because of increasing temperatures (excessive hot air ) in San Francisco, the Hippie/Bison was forced to find a cooler climate during the Winter months". The temps in South Dakota are considerably cooler this time of year, hence the Hippie's migration. The Bison herd seemed to be avoiding the Hippie because of the strong smell associated with his leftist views. The Hippie declined to be interviewed other than to say he was originally from the State of Vermont and then requested a "big fat hooter to graze on". The federal government denied claims that the creature was the result of a secret government program designed to produce lower cholesterol in Buffalo meat. People from Vermont denied the hybrid was the product of Bison-Hippie fornication. Truthers immediately accused the Government of a cover up. Democratic Presidential candidates Ron Paul and Hillary Clinton called for an independent investigation.

Sean Penn & Hugo Chavez

Sean Penn and Hugo Chavez were named as this weeks co-winners of the Douche-bag Award. In the photo to the left both Penn and Chavez are seen leaving the ceremonies with their awards. When asked by reporters why the were both scowling after winning the prestigious prizes, Penn replied, "Hugo won't tell me where he gets all of those snappy red shirts". When asked about his frown the Venezuelan dictator reportedly replied, "my award didn't come with all the keen attachments that Sean's did". The Mother of Hugo Chavez trailed them out of the auditorium laughing and smiling as she gazed longingly at their lovely awards.

Weak Libidos & Dead Tigers In China?

Why does another beautiful (and rare) animal have to die so some clown in China can get morning wood or have another wet dream? Here's a simple message to Chinese men, try fantasizing. Stop using Black Bear Gall Bladders, Tigers, and Rhino Horns and try a little Viagra. What's up with the state of medicine in the far East? Can't the doctors find another way to stimulate the sex-drives of the men? If the Chinese can get an ICBM up in the air, why can't their men find a way to get their own personal missiles launched? I'm not any kind of bunny-hugger but this kind of shit is getting ridiculous! BTW, All puns are intended.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071225/ts_afp/chinawildlifeconservationanimaltiger

My Christmas Present To Myself

And they said it couldn't be done. Well I didn't know any better so I went ahead and I did it anyway. My tomatoes finally set a few fruits yesterday. For all you Stoners out there I swear it's only a tomato plant. I only have three little cherry tomatoes so far but it's not supposed to be done (even in Zone 10) in the Winter. I know it's only three tiny little fruits but it's a moral victory for me. Yeah!!!! It must be the sweltering seventy-five degree Winter Weather we're having here in Los Angeles right now.

Merry Christmas To All

Another year and another Holiday season has just about come and gone. Just get me through New Year's and it's a wrap. So to all good people and fellow bloggers a very Merry Christmas and a Happy (and safe) New Year.

Jane Fonda Redeaux

Just in from Michelle Malkin. One has to wonder about Hollywood's love affair with Socialism and Communism during the sixties. Was it all about being Chic? Was it "White Guilt"? So many of the so-called Marxists and Socialists ended up becoming good little Capitalists and made a wonderful living sucking at the tit of Mother America while putting down their country for being racist, sexist, imperialist (fill in the blank line with your favorite ist) and many have grown old and fat doing so. Let's use the way-back machine thanks to MM and revisit Hanoi Jane via this link.

From Michele Malkin...
http://michellemalkin.com/2007/12/18/not-so-fond-of-fonda-fawning/
An honorable veterans opinion below...
http://www.ajc.com/opinion/content/opinion/stories/2007/12/17/garlocked_1218.html

Swift-Boating Rudy Guliani

The NY Post is going to be reporting on a group of NYC Firemen's familes who plan on some sort of revelation about Rudy Guliani. If there's any truth to the threat I want to know about it. I support Rudy but if he's done something wrong or unethical I want to know. If I'm betting on the wrong horse then I'll find another (Fred Thompson???). All I hope is that it's truthful and not some sort of smear job that's been secretly funded by Soros or any of the other left wing shit-stains.

From La Shawn Barber's Corner

From the blog of La Shawn Barber comes this tidbit. More states are considering anti-affirmative action laws on their books. Can anyone come up with an intelligent reason to support AA laws? Not emotional arguments but ones that involve critical thinking and reasoning.

Damn It's Cold!

Yeah I know. Anyone who's bitching about Los Angeles's forty degree mornings is a crybaby when they're freezing back East. But this "cold" is killing my cherry tomatoes. The damn things won't set any fruit when it gets below fifty-five degrees at night. All I've gotten so far is a shitload of flowers and a couple of green worms. Wait until next year (or Summer) I guess.

Cankles To Cackles

Senator Billary Clinton's new found belly laugh is starting to get on my nerves. Two years ago her face would have cracked if she smiled. Now days she can't stop with the fake laugh. Enough! It's about as genuine as Bill's "I did not have sex with that woman" comment. We all know what a warm fuzzy lady you are Billary. Now please cram the phony laugh and return to being the iron-plated crotch we know you really are.

With Friends Like These...

idiots, who needs enemies? In a nutshell, WTF! Why did they bother with the pretense of arresting this fucker? The Pakistanis may as well just given him the key to the hand-cuffs (maybe they did) and dropped the charade. Read about it below.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071215/ap_on_re_as/pakistan_escaped_prisoner

Jim Croce - One Less Set Of Footsteps

Rock vid of the day (or whatever) from YouTuble.

It's Now A Race In N.H.

Looks like the Oprah factor is for real. Billary's lead is slipping away in New Hampshire.

I Am Legend Trailer

I remember watching the Vincent Price version many years ago. It was titled "The Last Man On Earth" if I remember right. Watch the trailer for the Will Smith version below. It looks like it's going to be a good one.

Mayweather Stops Hatton

I can't say I like Floyd Mayweather Jr. all that much but he dominated Ricky Hatton last night in their long anticipated fight. As far as that "pound for pound" cliche they always use in boxing, that term only fits one fighter. That fighter is Manny Pacquiao of the Philippines, not Floyd Mayweather Jr.

http://sports.excite.com/news/12092007/v4329.html

Hugo Chavez Wins Award

Today Venezuelans go to the polls to consider major changes in their constitution. If Hugo Chavez has his way, it could possibly mean the end of freedom in Venezuela. For his attempt to implement Socialism in that country, Hugo Chavez is the winner of the Douche-bag of the week award. Here in the picture to the left, a smiling Chavez holds up his prize. For making a total ass of himself, threating the U.S., and being the biggest international asshole since Kruschev banged his shoes on a table, we award Hugo his prize. What's your next act of lunacy Payaso?

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20071202/D8T9EQU80.html