
It's so cold that....
we had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post
the local flasher was caught *describing* himself to women
you light a candle and the flame freezes
your shadow freezes to the sidewalk
you have to break the smoke off your chimney
police tell a robber to freeze, and he does
Bill Clinton is sleeping with his own wife in order to keep warm
The cold weather jokes above were stolen from here...
http://www.yuksrus.com/weather_coldtemp.html
No comments:
Post a Comment