Monday, August 31, 2009

Psychics or Psychos? Anecdote To Follow...

From Yahoo.... "Jaycee Dugard Abduction Case Highlights Failure of Psychics"

The link from Yahoo below points out a scientific fact that television and movies have conveniently ignored for many years. Psychics have never solved a criminal case. Period. I suggest you read the Yahoo article below before it disappears. My point is in the little story below...

About fifteen years ago I was employed in a small shop here in San Pedro working as a tech/shop manager. We had some odd customers and they were often a source of amusement. Think of the great television show Cheers only the setting was in a auto repair facility. Anyway, one day I had a timing belt to replace on a young woman's car. It was a simple job on a Ford Pinto with a four cylinder engine. The customer had nothing better to do so she waited for the car as I did the repair.

As I worked on her car she told me she was employed part time as an "Exotic Dancer" in one of the local strip clubs. She was a bit of an eccentric to say the least. As I worked on her car she also happened to tell me she had Psychic abilities. Now I, Greasywrench, believe in such things about as much as I believe in the Easter Bunny. But not having anything better to do as I worked on her Pinto, I humored her.

After some time listening to her brag about her "powers" she started blathering about Astrology. That's another subject I have no use for. Anyway, she began with the old "what's your sign" bullshit. "I'll bet I can guess" she said. After about ten incorrect guesses in a row she finally (thanks to the law of mathematical averages) hits on the right sign - I'm a Scorpio.

Well what the fuck does she do after finally guessing my sign? She started hopping up and down as if she had a jumping bean suppository up her ass and blathered "I knew it, I knew it".
What the hell can you say to someone like that? BTW, in case anyone is wondering what she looked like here's a hint - she is/was a tweaker. I'm talking skinny enough to hula-hoop with a Cheerio. So much for talent.

So, IMHO - Psychics (and Tweakers) are about as useful as Balls on a Priest. Hmmm - maybe I should rephrase that last statement after all the problems the Catholic Church has had with Pedophiles... So what's my point? Click on the link below.

Friday, August 28, 2009

Liberal Lion Lying Ted Kennedy: The Untold Story!

I tried to lay off on Senator Kennedy in an earlier post out of some misguided sense of "respect" for his office and family.... but this story is just too revealing to ignore. Maybe it will offer some new insight into the mind of a man who very likely felt cheated by history when he failed to become President. Click on the links above and below and you may learn a few things you didn't (want to) know before.

Fresh from the pages of Jammie Wearing Fool .....
we learn a few new goodies about the late Senator Ted Kennedy. Or are they new? It seems the two people on the audio in the link have some prior knowledge of Senator Kennedy and his fine sense of humor.... when it came to jokes about Chappaquiddick and the death of Mary Jo Kopechne.

Due to their slobbering love affair with the Democrat Party I don't suppose these little anecdotes about Ted Kennedy will make the network news but there are sites on the net that still give a shit about honest, albeit, not always objective reporting. These sites are mostly Libertarian and Conservative blogs and websites. Don't expect to hear any of these amusing little tidbits about Ted Kennedy's sick and lame sense of humor on HuffPo or DailyKos.

Where is the outrage?

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Channon Christian & Christopher Newsome Update

The first guilty verdict in the Channon Christian and Christopher Newsom slaughter has been handed down. Letalvis Cobbins, the first of four defendants has been found guilty of Murder.

I blogged here last year about these horrible murders and it looks like some measure of justice will finally prevail. Thanks to Michelle Malkin for keeping the faith and posting on the latest news since the Lame Stream Media have chosen to largely ignore this case. Hmmm.... I wonder why? Channon and Christopher are pictured on the upper left.

And, as to be expected, the RevRearend Al Sharpton, the great moral arbitrator of Racial Politics had no comments. I suppose there was no money to be made or no one to shake down for Al Sharpton when it came to this sickening case. Or maybe it's just that he doesn't give a shit about racial injustice when it's a black-on-white crime. Now who's the racist? You decide.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Marxine Waters Bloviates Again

One of South Central Los Angeles's favorite Socialists strikes again. Congresswoman and perennial windbag Marxine Waters called anyone who dares to disagree with her Neanderthals in regards to the Health care bill debate.

Being that Marxine is from a relatively safe district and will probably have to die or retire to lose her Congressional seat she can pretty much say what she wants and not have to worry about consequences. This doesn't say much for the average IQ level of the 35th Congressional district voters considering some of the ridiculous things Marxine has said in the past.

Lets see now....Conservatives against Obamacare have been called "Mobs, Nazis, Rednecks, Thugs, Haters, Functionally Retarded"..... the list is endless. I have a new word the cowards and arrogant politicians in D.C. can call us ---- Voters!

And in 2010 the dismissive and arrogant fools on Capital Hill will learn the true definition of the word Voter.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

It's Called Capitalism Dummy!

Thanks Barry. Via your stumbling, bumbling answer in the video below, you've unintentionally made the point millions of Americans have already made. The Government should NOT be in the health care business if any of their other ventures into the private sector are an example.

Mr Obama - for a guy who's supposed to be the smartest President we've ever had, you sure look like a stumbling clueless nitwit in this little video. Great speaker my Ass! Let's see how long it takes before the gutless Donkey Dicks at YouTube pull this clip.

FedEx and UPS are prime examples of what Private Enterprise can do as opposed to the U.S. Postal Service. It's called Capitalism. And they don't need bailouts either. I guess the teleprompter couldn't be loaded fast enough to bail Obama's ass out of this one. He comes off as stupid without it. Let's see if Robert Gibbs or any of Obama's other stooges can spin this one.

Obama's stupidity - the gift that keeps on giving.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Television Commercials I Hate

Now that Billy Mays has gone to the great Snake Oil Sales Booth in the sky (RIP Billy) I'll have to bitch about some other TV pitch. Hey - I've got one! It's the Broadview Security System commericals now dominating the airwaves hour after hour.

I'm sure you've seen the Broadview commercials by now. They always feature a poor frightened woman often accompanied by an Angelic little girl. They always seem to get surprised by a burglar just as they're coming home. Talk about bad timing. Seems to me that Broadview has a negative opinion on the lousy timing of Burglars too. Of course the lady featured in the TV pitch immediately calls Broadview Security as opposed to dialing 911 and the Police. WTF! I guess she thinks Broadview can beat the Cops to Suburbia.

Another thing I notice is the assailant is always a Caucasian. Don't we celebrate diversity (see Sonia Sotomayor) in the U.S.? Let's have some other races and ethnicity's attacking this poor frightened woman and her lovely child. I'm sure she'd be honored to be assaulted by a more eclectic mix of perps as opposed to always being picked on by White guys.

I guess there's nothing like being frightened into buying a product by American advertisers. Let's threaten a child. That ought to up the sales and present a healthy and diverse pie chart.

Okay. I'm done bitching now. I feel all better and so much safer now....thanks to Broadview.

Friday, August 7, 2009

Quickie Rant For The Day - Shepard Smith

Can someone at FOX please teach Shepard Smith how to read a teleprompter. He's embarrassing to watch. It seems like Shep can't get past one sentence in a row without misreading or fucking up a word or an expression. His gaffe with Jennifer Lopez a few years ago is a classic. Here it is in all of its Freudian glory posted below. Please Shep - learn how to read or find a new career.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Doctor Zero Hits A Home Run!

I found an outstanding post on that pretty much summarizes the current feelings of most of the Conservatives I know. We are not Nazis, Rednecks, Rightwing Nuts or surreptitious Plants. We are Americans and we're legion. Doctor Zero put it into words and in an eloquent way. Please read the copy and past below or go to the Hotair link and read the post along with the comments.

Who We Are
posted at 4:57 pm on August 5, 2009 by Doctor Zero printer-friendly

"There seems to be a bit of confusion among Democrats about the nature of the opposition to their plans. Maybe I can help clear things up, by telling them a few things about us.

We’re not paid minions of any corporate interest or lobby. Most bloggers working to stop the Obama health-care disaster are like me, writing when they can find the time, because we care about the future of our country. The same is true of the people showing up at town hall meetings, and organizing rallies. Some of us are well-dressed in tailored suits. Others wear jeans and T-shirts. Most of us are dressed in what we wore to work.

Our support for a massive government program does not increase when you tell us we’re not allowed to ask questions about it.

We’re not racists. We’re also not racialists. We don’t think a wise Latina is inherently more qualified to do anything than a wise Asian woman, a wise white woman, or a wise white man. We’re tired of being fed excuses for high government offices staffed by anything but the best people for the job. There are too many high government offices, so we’d like some of Obama’s absurdly incompetent appointees to take their titles with them when they leave. We remember what it was like when we got rid of the Clinton mob, so we’ll be conducting inventories on the contents of those vacated offices, before we turn out the lights and pour cement in the locks.

We don’t like having to fight desperate battles to save our freedom and future from socialist politicians every ten or twenty years. We don’t like having our time wasted with trillion-dollar statist fantasies, when our government is already trillions of dollars in the red. We’re tired of checking the papers each day, to see which group of us has been targeted as enemies of the State. We’re growing impatient waiting for the Democrats to come up with ideas that don’t require their supporters to hate someone. We’ve had our fill of “progressives” who act as if we’re living in 1909, and none of their diseased policies have ever been tried before.

We believe government should be punished for failing to live up to the expectations of its citizens, not the other way around. We don’t think people who destroy thousands of jobs and billions of dollars in market value should get a pass because they meant well. We’ve had enough of dodging a massive State that wants to organize, subsidize, penalize, and divide us. We refuse to pay tithe to a religion we don’t support, including the official State religion of global warming. We demand honesty, humility, and transparency from our public servants, no matter how many elections they’ve won. We won’t settle for making the only important decisions about our futures in the voting booth, once every couple of years.

We don’t blame people for showing up to grab their share of a government handout. We blame the people who stole the money from the rest of us, and put it on the table for them. We don’t think respect for private property ends at a certain income level, or that only some people should be applauded for doing their best to get ahead in life. We believe in the power and righteousness of capitalism, the exchange of goods and services between free people acting in their own best interests. There is no moral substitute for it. Every other scheme for governing human affairs amounts to a few dominating some, to the applause of others. Our freedom is not for sale, and we reserve the right to defend it from theft.

We don’t invest our hopes in the government. It is beneath the dignity of free men and women to spend their days hoping a politician decides to provide for our needs. We face the future, not with passive and helpless “hope”, but with active and dynamic faith in ourselves, and our fellow Americans. We are opposed to a political class that tries to cultivate our hopes by showering us with fear. We don’t trust politicians with our fortunes, much less with our lives. In fact, we don’t trust politicians much at all… but we absolutely require them to trust us.

We do not regard America as the sole country on Earth that should be forbidden from taking pride in its history, traditions, and achievements. We reject the notion that celebrating our traditions is an automatic insult to anyone else. We owe absolutely no apologies to murderous dictators or unelected tyrants, and we care little for their feelings. We believe there are many lessons to be learned from our history, by all the people of the world, and we cannot teach those lessons if we allow ourselves to be shamed into silence. We will never hesitate to call evil by its proper name, or give evil men good reasons to fear us.

Now, if you’ll excuse us, we have a lot of work to do. There’s an election coming up next year."

This Is Why They Shout At Town Halls

Here's an example of why Americans are sick and tired of lying politicians. Taking a favorite tactic from the far-left playbook, Nazi Pelousy dismissed the shouting and protests at the various Town-Hall meetings as the work of Nazis. She claims Swastikas were brought to the protests. I have seen dozens of clips on the various news channels and sources. I've watched YouTube videos and have seen no such thing. Provide some proof of what you just said or STFU Madame Speaker! These aren't Nazis you lying twit. These people are Americans and your dismissive attitude is an outstanding example of why they are angry.

Douchebaggery Part Deux....
More drivel from Kalifornia's other leading Nitwit - Babs Boxer. This is classic Liberal thinking. Anyone who disagrees with Obama MUST be some sort of a plant. It just couldn't be Americans who have legitimate grievances and aren't buying into more Socialism. Boxer's stupidity is breathtaking!

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Alfonzo Strikes Again!

Update: The video has been removed by the "user". In YouTube code this usually translates to someone flagged it because they didn't agree with its content or there was a copyright claim. Since Alfonzo didn't seem to have violated any copyright claims, my best guess is the gutless scumbags at YouTube have struck again.

Here's another excellent video from Alfonzo Rachel. He manages to lampoon "White Guilt" at its stupidest and simultaneously takes a nice shot at "Black Paranoia" via Professor Gates. I have been a fan of Alfonzo's for some time and feature his YouTube videos in some of my previous posts. He is becoming more sophisticated and talented with each new production.