Friday, August 31, 2012


Ash Soular - a nice looking brown-eyed, dark-haired gal with a guitar. What could be better? I posted this video about three years ago. Time for a bump. It's awful damn funny that it's more timely now then it was in 2009.

Thursday, August 30, 2012

The September Douchebag Award Goes To...

Chrissie Matthews!

For supplying the twenty or thirty PMS-NBC viewers he has with an never ending stream of liberal projection and bullshit the choice is obvious. We've even supplied Chrissie with a full bag of his favorite beverage. Drink up asshole - you earned it.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Just Like I Said The Other Day On Another Blog...

You gotta hand it to the democrats and progressives - they're always consistent. Consistently stupid! Here's another one of those flying banners from and or the DNC with a painful example of progressive grammar and stupidity.

Right Wing Fringe made a comment on his blog a couple of days ago about George Soros, stupid democrats and such and I replied about the sorry state of education and progressive dummies. So what did I find on The Blaze tonight? Another flying banner story with another glaring grammatical error. You would think these assholes would bother to hire someone to proof-read their banners... wouldn't you? Seems not. I'm amazed these idiots can even get up and dress themselves.

Remember - these are the folks who want to control a fifteen-trillion dollar economy and our healthcare but don't even bother to proof-read and correct their grammar. Scary... isn't it.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Great Rock Drummers

There's nothing like a great Rock drummer. In my opinion two of the best are Keith Moon and Kenny Aronoff. Old fuckers like me know who Keith Moon is. I had the distinct pleasure of seeing the Who in 1976 at Anaheim Stadium during the "Who By Numbers" tour. They were awesome. Now... as good as they were that night the band that opened for them was spectacular. I'm talking about a band called Little Feat. They were in their prime with the late great Lowell George as a driving force and leader. But back to the Who. Listen to Keith's drumming on this song. It's one of the single greatest pieces of work he ever did. And ignore the dumbass graphics. Just listen to Keith kick some serious ass.

 Great Rock drummers Part Deux
One of my other favorites is someone you've probably never even heard of - Kenny Aronoff. He used to drum for Mellencamp and John Fogerty. Now days he's pretty much a solo session player but he can still beat the shit out of a set of drums. Listen to Kenny here.

BTW, apologies to all Neil Peart fans. Neil is awesome but this shit is entirely subjective.

Dedicated To Berry Soetero Hussein Omama

You're outta there in a couple of months. So Long! DLTDHYITAOYWO!

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Where Are They Now - Helen Thomas

More fun with Paintshop Pro...

One person we haven't heard much from lately is the lovely Helen Thomas. So I had my trusty assistant and detective buddy Seymore Butts do some snooping and damned if he didn't dig up something interesting. Helen Thomas is the new company spokeswoman for Massengill Douche products. I don't think the good folks at Massengill could have selected a more appropriate person to represent douche.

New Omama Campain Slogan Announced!

Introducing "Dope N Chains"

Col Allen West On Omama: "A Crap Sandwich"

What an eloquent man. Personally, I would have just said "shit sandwich". But I'm not running for office in a land dominated by a liberal media that is for all intensive purposes another arm of the democratic party. The fallout for saying the word "shit" on air would have been nuclear in the lame stream media. Either way Congressman West is brutally frank and honest in his assessment of the Omama regime. How refreshing - a politician who tells the truth. I do wish Col West were my rep in Congress. We need someone like him out here on the left coast. Hell, we need someone like Col West all over America!

A shout-out goes to Adrienne from Adrienne's Catholic Corner for the inspiration and link.

Neil Armstrong 1930 - 2012

RIP brave man. It takes someone very very special to strap themselves to a million pounds of explosives and pray that a two-dollar electrical component doesn't short out. I was still in high school when Neil walked on the Moon in the Summer of 1969. So much has changed in America but one thing will remain - all of our Astronauts will always be heroes. But Neil Armstrong will be remembered forever for being the first to walk on the Moon.

Saturday, August 25, 2012

What'll These Assholes Dream Up Next?

Only from the race-obsessed minds of democrats would shit like this ever be proposed and disposed. I gotta hand it to the donkeys - at least they're consistent.... they're ALWAYS fucking ridiculous.

From American Thinker comes a story that is almost unbelievable in its absurdity. Since black kids are more prone to act up and get in trouble in school, president Berry Soetero Hussein Goebbels Omama has signed an executive order that for all purposes mandates "racial quotas" in dealing with the problem. In other words, since statistically speaking black kids get into more trouble in school than Whites, Asian, or Hispanic kids, we need to be "racially sensitive" and ignore the problems in order to be "fair". Fuck - if it weren't for low standards the dems wouldn't have any standards!

Has any word ever been perverted to such a degree the way Omama has done with the word "fair" And how in the fuck is giving these kids a pass being "fair" to the ones who maintain self-control and behave in school? And as the AT article implied, all Omama and the dems are doing is setting up another generation of victims for the next versions of Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson Jerkson to exploit.

Or maybe this is just another surreptitious attempt by the dems to groom and stroke the next generation of fuck-ups and losers and in the process recruit voters. After all, they already have the dead, illegal, convict, and zombie vote sewn up. What this crap really is, is another Affirmative Action mandate by a man who in all likelyhood would still be in Hawaii and selling used cars or dealing "choom" if it weren't for racial quotas.

Friday, August 24, 2012

Steely Dan - Sign In Stranger

Great song off the Royal Scam album. If features one of my favorite piano solos of all time. Anyone have any idea how to classify Steely Dan? I've heard them called everything from progressive to jazz. I don't know what to call Fagan and Becker AKA Steely Dan other than great.

It's Been Ten Years - What's Your Excuse Now?

Alright you assholes, now what? Ten years ago gas was less than two dollars per gallon and you blew off the prospect of drilling by saying it would take ten years to realize any production. I can't wait to hear the next excuse from these donkey-dicks. There's nothing like democrats and their living from day-to-day attitudes. Don't bother thinking about the future you shit-birds. I found the video on The Big Feed.

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Omama Can't Spell Ohio - How Pathetic Is That!

Not only is the Kenyan bastard a liar, felon, bully, and quite possibly not even eligible to be president. Now we find out Omama is too stupid to spell a four letter word. Fucking amazing! And what really blows goats is the Washington Post Pest tried to cover for his ass by claiming the photo with Omama fucking over the spelling of a simple word such as Ohio was photoshopped.... which it was NOT! This story comes from NewsBusters.

I must have heard about the Dan Quayle misspelling of the word Potato for twenty years after it happened. Hell, the press can't even mention his name to this day without bringing it up. I wonder how many of the democrapic networks will bring this little incident up tonight. I will look for this on The Five tomorrow. Just don't expect to see or hear anything about this on PMS-NBC.

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Omama's October "Surprise"

Yesterday American Thinker ran an article entitled "Will Obama Keep Power By Any Means Necessary". My guess is most all Conservatives know what that term really means. Will Omama go to extraordinary and perhaps even illegal measures to keep his grip on power? Will he pull an "October Surprise" out of his bag of tricks in what may be an Unconstitutional grab for a second term? If you consider that Omama has already lied, bullied, and ruled by fiat in his first term anything he does is possible.

Maybe I'm being paranoid but the president and the dems have already demonstrated they're more than willing to circumvent Congress via executive orders. Nancy Pelousy and Leon Panetta are even on record saying exactly that here and here. Omama has said himself on one occasion he will do himself what congress won't. This doesn't sound like a man who is overly concerned with the laws and Constitution of America. Based on what this man has already done I put nothing past him or his ambition for power.

I'm posting another poll on my sidebar on what Omama may just do to rationalize, justify, or just plain gin up support for a second term. And in keeping with democratic party traditions I've even configured the poll so you may VOTE MORE THAN ONCE!.

Monday, August 20, 2012

RevRearend Jesse Jackson Jerkson Joke

One day in the future, Jesse Jackson has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him... "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves" 

Jesse thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. He kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell. "No," Jesse said, "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Jesse.

The devil opened a third door. Through it, Jesse saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Jesse looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said,  "Yeah, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said. "OK, Monica, you're free to go."

What Dems Will Do Just For The Sake Of A Vote

I just finished reading an article on American Thinker entitled "Confessions Of An Ex-Liberal" and it got me thinking. I've posted here before that at one time I was a democrap and progressive. I began voting a straight party ticket when I turned eighteen in 1971 and I confess to having voted for McGovern in 1972. I stuck with the democrats almost exclusively, right up to the Clinton's first term in power. And I did vote for Slick Willie in 1992 to my regret. And then a curious thing happened, I began to do a little critical thinking.

Two things really pissed me off about the Clintons. First, the shitty way they (Hillary specifically) treated the folks of the White House Travel Office when they first came to D.C. Now the Travel Office is about as non-partisan as it gets in politics. Hillary Clinton, in the process of attempting to get her own cronies and hacks from Arkansas installed in the Travel Office made up a huge pack of lies and virtually ruined the lives of several people. The Travelgate controversy as it later became known, is said to have contributed to the depression of Vince Foster and his subsequent "suicide". All in the name of politics.

Now I suppose I could have overlooked the entire Travelgate incident and let it slide. I could have just blamed it on the Clintons personally and not indicted an entire political party because of the actions of a douchebag named Hillary. But bare in mind that it had only been a couple of years since the democrats had trashed Robert Bork in a failed SCOTUS nomination and totally dragged Clarence Thomas through the shit in a series of unsubstantiated accusations from Anita Hill. All for the sake of liberalism.

By 1996 I'm starting to have serious doubts about democrats in general and the Clintons specifically. So although I still considered myself a democrat I voted for Robert Dole. Dole was a good man and served his country with honor in WWII. He still has a dead right arm to this day because of injuries he sustained in Italy. The problem with Bob Dole is he got his shot at the Presidency about twenty-five years too late. He stood no chance against Clinton and my vote was a waste when you consider that I live in the bluest State in the USA - Kalifornia. But I broke away from my own traditions and voted for a Republican. I'm still a democrat in my mind in 1996 but my epiphany continued.

Now, along comes 1998 and the Impeachment of Clinton. Now I personally don't give a rat's ass about Slick Willie and his lack of morals... okay, I do, but I did not feel it was an impeachable offense. But that's not why Clinton was Impeached. He was impeached for lying to Congress and Obstruction. And what finally convinced me once and for all of the lack of morals and integrity of democrats is the fact that during the Senate trial several Republicans broke ranks and supported Clinton. NOT ONE democrat reciprocated and voted FOR convicting Clinton. Although Clinton was as guilty as sin of the offenses he was being tried for, the dems stood their ground and supported his sleazy fucking ass. My conversion to the Republicans and conservatism was, if not complete, at least well on its way.

And as we see the financial cliff Omama and the democrats are driving us towards, they continue with their usual partisan bullshit and lies about Medicare, Obamacare, along with many other government handouts that are almost guaranteed to bankrupt and destroy our country in the next generation. Our current rate of spending is unsustainable AND THEY KNOW IT! But once again principles and the truth get left behind in the name of a vote.

So here it is 2012 and the dems are once again supporting two men for our highest office who are sadly lacking in character AND qualifications. One is so damn stupid he has to be controlled like a puppet and henceforth be given a script to read from. And the other is a proven liar, self-admitted felon, and quite possibly not even Constitutionally eligible to even be our President. But in the name of votes the dems will support these two assholes.

We have a clear choice in November between a ticket featuring an idiot and a liar as opposed to two decent honest men who care about America. The differences between the two political parties have never been more defined. The really scary thing is; the givers are now outnumbered by the takers in America. If the liars and idiots in the White House can gin up their constitutes and turn them out as they did in 2008 we will lose.

And once again, with a Biden and Omama ticket, the democrats are proving they don't give a fuck about America. It's always about votes and power with them.

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Some REAL Gun Control For Tonight

She gave this asshole one last chance but he kept coming. So she exercised some "gun control". The story comes from The Blaze via Angry White Dude.

Kira Davis Pens An Open Letter To Toure Tourettes!

No disrespect to those who suffer from Tourettes Syndrome. But I felt compelled to post this. Toure, the douchebag who occasionally blathers on the PMS-NBC so-called network put his big foot in his mouth again. He played the Omama campaign's favorite tactic and talking point, AKA the "race card" on Mitt Romney the other day. Toure draws the word "racism" like a gun. He's done it before and he'll probably do it again. It's a HAS to be a prerequisite for employment at PMS-NBC. Just a guess. But this time Kira Davis has bitched slapped his ass with a classy yet scathing critique.

And all of this bullshit comes from a man (Toure) who sits on the Rock N Roll Hall Of Fame nominating committee. That ought to be a dead give-away as to the credibility of this asshole. Among many rock fans, the RNRHOF is a fucking joke. Leaving out Rush after over forty years of making great music is their most glaring mistake. And please don't accuse me of being an Eddie Trunk clone. I think Eddie Trunk is a smart-ass whiner most of the time but he's got it right on this one. (If I ever go on That Metal Show I'll stump his ass but good) Fuck the RNRHOF and fuck Toure!

Anyway, watch the video below and see how someone with a little class does it.

Friday, August 17, 2012

One Last Comment On Joe Biden's Stupidity

After this I'm done. Has anyone caught on that when Biden made his racist, stupid, condescending, pandering, butt-lick comment the other day that he was speaking to an audience that had never "been in chains" to begin with. How in the fuck are the Republicans gonna accomplish the feat of putting someone "back in chains" when they've never been enslaved to begin with? That little tidbit seems to have eluded Biden.

Unless I'm seriously miscalculating and screwing up my dates, the last slave died forty-one years ago? Then again one has to consider that Biden has a problem with timelines and dates. After all, he's the guy who still thinks FDR gave his fireside chats on television. And Joe, this is the twenty-first century... just a reminder.

Rudy Giuliani On Joe Biden

Rudy Giuliani - an honest politician. How refreshing. For further explanation on Rudy's comments see my previous post.

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Alfred E. Biden .... Again

A lot of people wanna give Joe Biden a pass for his "back in chains" remarks yesterday just because he's a dumbass and because he's Joe Biden. Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!

I've posted at least a half-dozen times on the stupidity of Biden and he keeps on validating and justifying all my screeds. Yesterday was no different. He got up in front of an audience that consisted of a large percentage of blacks and starts in with the Reverend Pimp shit and phony drawl that Politicians from North of the Mason Dixon line seem to magically acquire when speaking in front of blacks. Not only is Biden stupid, clueless, and a liar (I.E. - a democrat) but he's a fucking phony and a poser too.

Maybe blacks eat this crap up, I don't know. But anyone with two grams of brains can see this for what it is - pandering and racism in one of its most subtle forms. By pulling his fake "you'all" and dropping his "n's" at the end of his words all he does is prove the real racists are democrats. I guess they figure blacks are too stupid to understand proper English (even if many don't speak it) unless it's spoken with a ghetto cadence and fake Southern drawl. Can you imagine what would have been written and said if Mitt Romney had pulled this shit at the NAACP speech a few weeks back? The press would have had a field day.

Useless Factoid: In 1978 my Sister left Southern Kalifornia for Texas. After nearly eighteen years of no contact and not speaking to her I managed to find her in 1996. After all those years in Corpus Christi she had acquired a Texas drawl and sounded like she'd been born in the South. She had to LIVE in Texas to develop that accent, and for many years too. Joe Biden of Delaware crosses into Virginia and all of a sudden he's "Billy Bob Jones". Fuck him, I ain't buying it. Besides being a dumbshit he's a fucking fake.

I've said this before and I'll say it again - Americans should be outraged and insulted that Berry Soetero Hussein Geobbels Omama picked this man for VP. And the fact that Biden was a Senator before being VP doesn't say much good about the voters Delaware either. Twenty years later I'm still hearing about Dan Quayle and his spelling gaffe of Potato. Biden makes Quayle seem like a Mensa member in comparison.

Monday, August 13, 2012

Ryan Vs Omama

The Gunny over at The Anti-Liberal Zone posted this one today. Pass it on.

Sunday, August 12, 2012

This Month's International Bullshitter!

The exclusive Paul Ryan edition! I hope you can read it. My fifty-eight year old diabetic eyes are shot after doing this one.

Saturday, August 11, 2012

X - Fourth Of July

Yeah I know, the Fourth was five weeks ago. Better late than never. Besides, I couldn't find this video on the fourth. And it'll probably disappear again. The donkey-dicks at YouTube keep taking it down. Anyway, I'm in a good mood today and this song fits that mood.

A Very Clear Difference

Congratulations to Paul Ryan as a nominee and to Mitt Romney for making an excellent choice. I consider myself an expert on many things, among them auto repairs, computers, sports, and general knowledge. But when it comes to economics I struggle. Among the grades I earned in College, Accounting was one of the few courses that earned me a C. Money and numbers are not my strength. I can balance a checkbook and that's about it. But when listening to Paul Ryan I can and do understand his talking points. He seems an obvious choice to enrich a ticket that's running during a time of economic crisis. And seeing him rip Omama's healthcare plan to shreds in an articulate, quiet, and respectful way in today's video brings a smile to my face.

Why Ryan: There's a glaring difference between Paul Ryan and Joe Biden. It's called intelligence. When Omama picked Biden as his VP he played a nasty little joke on the people of America. Then again the last four years have been a nasty joke, and not a funny one either. Now if you consider the times we live in and the craziness of some Americans the unthinkable becomes quite possible. And considering we have a man as VP right now with the IQ level of a grapefruit, the thought of Biden succeeding Omama in the event of an emergency is frightening! I don't feel that way about Ryan.

Having lived through the Kennedy assassination as a young boy I can remember the fear and apprehension we experienced in America. Even though I was only ten I can tell you those were some very shaky days. And history has proven those fears right. LBJ was a disaster for America in so many ways. Vietnam and the Great Society are the two main things that come to mind. It boggles my mind to think of what would happen if a man such as Joe Biden were to become president. It's just one more great reason to celebrate the Ryan choice for VP. I look forward to November.

Friday, August 10, 2012

Blagojevich & Prison - Will He Survive?

I read this story on American Thinker this morning and the implications are unmistakable. Rod Blagojevich has some serious dirt on Al Capone Berry Soetero Hussein Goebbels Omama. Any bets that Blagojevich will just happen to meet with an "accident" in prison? Now it's been confirmed beyond all doubt the Omama people haven't got a shred of decency I'm betting he won't make it our alive. It's the "Chicago Way"

Although the story is basically about press leaks, the other implications are right there in our face. Now here's a real murder mystery the press could wrap its teeth around should it go down. Think they will? I'm giving odds.

Two Must See Videos

About the only thing Omama didn't lie about in 2008 was his promise to "fundamentally transform" America. And you gotta hand it to the Liar-In-Chief for being more ambitious than his Marxist mentors and heroes in the former Soviet Union and China. His next "plan" for America spans only four years. The communists allowed for five-year plans in their failed ambitions and "great leaps forward".

There will be no violent revolution in America as the Yippies and other malcontents imagined back in the sixties. Instead, it's surreptitiously happening in little bits and pieces and the end result will be exactly the same - a totalitarian government with almost total control of our lives. We HAVE reached the tipping point I so often blog and bitch about. And its instrument of change is Berry Soetero Hussein Goebbels Omama. Watch the videos below and I defy anyone who's capable of critical thinking to disagree. Lord help us if this man is re-elected!

Thursday, August 9, 2012

TV Commercials I Despise!

Two Dumb-Asses!
I just saw the PCMatic commercial for the umpteenth time as I was making breakfast for my Son. The one with the yummy little blonde who's sitting and watching "the game" with her Dad when her computer crashes. And what's the first thing she says to her Dad? "Let's go to the store and get another one". WTF is wrong with a generation that wants to throw everything away when it craps out? She doesn't bother to run a "free" virus scan with one of the readily available AV programs or system utilities. Nope, her first response to trouble is to shit-can her computer.

And the Dad in this commercial is the same schmuck whose wife went out for "girls night" in the family BMW a couple of years ago. He's left sitting on the couch with a dumb-ass look on his face while she's out doing who knows what. Male bashing anyone? The poor guy can't win with a wife and daughter like this.

As for PCMatic, it's crippled software. The "free download" version only runs a diagnosis. It repairs next to nothing. And regarding the "free download" - that's all that's free is the download. The program is not. And everything that PCMatic does can be done for free with other programs. And most viruses CAN'T be removed in normal Windows anyway. It's almost mandatory to boot into SAFE MODE to get rid of them. And that's not always a guaranteed fix. The best way to deal with viruses is to not get them in the first place. And the only way to ensure that is to "Ghost" your hard-drive when it's clean and save to another media.

I wouldn't be bitching about this except for the fact that commercials depend on the ignorance of the average consumer. Besides being monumental liars, advertisers are thieves. We work too hard for our dollars to have these shit-stains turn around and try and steal them. And that's what advertising is - a license to steal.

Shit - I hate ads and advertisers! Look what they've done to the internet. But that's another rant for another day.

Meet The New Boss... Same As The Old Boss..

Looks like Manet Napolitano doesn't like men. Hmmm... I wonder why. 

Manet is being sued by one of the top security Cops of the DHS for sexual harassment. The story comes from Debbie Schlussel.

I've always wondered why lately, democrat presidents seem to be obsessed with having lesbian lawyers as legal cabinet appointees. Maybe it's some kind of kinky liberal wish fulfillment and a subconscious need to be disciplined? Think Manet Reno, Hillary Clinton, and Manet Napolitano. Well the more things (and sexual orientations) change, the more they stay the same.

It seems the carpet munchers running the DHS are sexually harassing the guys and favoring their girlfriends according to the lawsuit. "The lawsuit alleges that Barr demanded a male ICE Special Agent engage in oral sex with her and that she relocated three top male ICE agents’ offices to the men’s bathroom at ICE headquarters." All I see here is the corrupting influence power has on ANYONE who achieves it. 

And of course I've seen this story nowhere else on the traditional media. I had to read it (again) on a conservative website. More of the "nothing to see here, let's move along" bullshit we've all become accustomed to from the democrat media.

I detest Manet Napolitano and Manet Reno. Not because of their sexual orientation (what guy would want either one of them anyway) but because of the need they've demonstrated to prove their butch toughness (IE manliness) in the course of their duties. Reno especially, because of Waco and the Elian Gonzalez incident. And Napolitano because of her report and recommendations on domestic terrorism.  

Both of these hags, in their zeal to demonstrate their grit have stepped on innocent people and trashed rights. And it's no coincidence they're both democrapic appointees.

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Hey Star Wars Fans, Check This Out!

 Dumb Palate cleanser for today...

Through my resourceful assistant and spy in the movie business Seymore Butts, I've managed to steal the opening credits to the latest version of Star Wars! The legendary producer George Lucas has named this one "Star Wars - The Tea Party Strikes Back". Click here for a sneak peak.

But don't tell anyone you saw this here - I risk assassination if you do.

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

More From The Lying POS Demcraps!

The CNN reporter in the video below uses the term "Not accurate" when referring to the video's outrageous charge that Mitt Romney caused this woman's death. No CNN, it's a FUCKING LIE! Fixed it for ya!

Jesus Tits, if the liberal shit-stains of CNN can poke a hole in the "Romney Killed My Wife" video you know it's a weak-ass story. I feel like taking a hot shower every damn time I see one of these creepy fucking ads from the demorats. Read the full article on HotAir.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here a say the democrats are seriously overplaying their hand with this kind of political horseshit. The only ones who will be influenced by a fairy tale such as this are gonna vote for Omama anyway... IOW, America's dumbasses.

Most of the Conservatives I know are too smart to buy into this crap. So who's gonna be influenced? Undecided voters, that's who. And this kind of sleazy over-the-top shit will backfire and piss-off those undecided voters. Wait and see. The final and most accurate poll comes on November the sixth.

Nancy Pelosi... Again

I give up. The fucking drool and lies from this woman are Homeric. If it weren't for bullshit stories she wouldn't have any stories at all. If you were to believe Nancy, the main goal of Republicans is to starve hungry children, push old people in wheelchairs off of cliffs, dirty the air, piss in the pool, blah blah blah. I found the story on Sweetness & Light.

Her latest screed claims Republicans want our children to suffer from E-Coli via dirty water. If there's a special place in Heaven for liars Nancy will be sitting at the foot of Saint Peter. And the worst part is; stupid, gullible, and naive people will believe her. Lord help us if you consider this hag was third in line to be president at one time. It boggles the mind to imagine what she would have done as leader of the free world.

And in the video Nancy claims some sort of moral authority because she's "the mother of five children." Fuck it, I hope her children are all sterile. Her genetic line needs to end now!

Damn it - I've already got an ulcer. There's no need to let this harpy give me a heart attack to boot. I'll do my best to ignore her in the future. NOT!

Pass This On

Kerrcarto over at Gottagetdrunkfirst and Angry White Dude posted  links to an outstanding article on what is almost certainly the real reason president Berry Soetero Hussein Goebbels Omama is going to such Herculean efforts to hide his past. The reasoning in the article is flawless. All we have to do is connect the dots. 

Unfortunately we may never know the truth because the lame stream media refuses to do any investigative reporting. Here we have what may be the story of the century and they sit on it. If they'd have suffered from this lack of ambition in the seventies no one would have ever heard of Watergate and Nixon would have served out both terms.

Monday, August 6, 2012

When I See Shit - I Call It Shit!

I don't refer to shit as a turds, (okay, sometimes I do) dookie,  poo poo, road apples or cow flops. I call it what it is - SHIT!

And it's about damned time the Republican leaders and suits had someone who did the same. And yesterday we finally got one who did. Reince Priebus called Harry Reid exactly what he is - a "dirty liar." It's about fucking time! And whatever you say next Reince, don't back down. The decent people of America are hungry for the truth and you just gave us a snack.

I get sick and tired of commentators and pundits referring to politicians as "disingenuous" or "dishonest" when they really ought to be calling them what they are... liars and crooks. Unless Harry Reid can back HIS shit up, he needs to shut the hell up! He's offered no proof - only some vague "source" that most likely exists only in the minds and talking points of the DNC. I'm so glad this has finally happened.

"Now - if they'll get to Nancy Pelousy and call her what she really is they'll have a field day."

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Hitler Calls The Guy From Boston

If you've never seen The Guy From Boston on YouTube you gotta check this video out. He's been posting videos on YouTube for years and he's a crack-up. He's loud, obnoxious, ultra-conservative, vulgar (like me) and he's hilarious. I may be fifty-eight years old but I still have the libido, attitude, and sense of humor of a sixteen-year old. I'd rather watch the Three Stooges any day of the week than Seinfeld. In some ways I'll never grow up. Check it out.

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Anticipated Omama Voting Demographics

I've just finished working up a spreadsheet on the anticipated voting demographics on the November election and I've posted a pie chart below. It looks like my figures don't add up though. WTF happened? I took college level courses in MS Office that included Access Database and Excell Spreadsheets so what's going on here? It looks like Omama is getting more votes than there are voters. This can't be right - can it? I guess I'll have to re-crunch my numbers. Either I fucked up or the democrats are gonna CHEAT! Any bets on which one is right?

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From The Files Of WTF!

I realize this is a two year-old story but it's still a great "teachable moment" and lesson in phoney baloneyism.

I found the link to this story tonight while reading the articles on The Big Feed. And if anything ever exemplified Al Gore's hypocrisy this is it.

It's been confirmed that while he was in Gothenburg, Sweden back in 2010, Al "Barrel Ass" Gore left his car Limo running for an hour while he went inside and gave a speech on "Global Warming." He also had the gall to lecture the audience on the dangers of CO2 emissions as HIS car sat and idled for sixty minutes. And he also chose private Jets and used a Limo while preaching to his audience on the virtues of public transportation. Yep, sounds like a demorat to me.

Read the link to this story. It's chock full of examples illustrating how Owl Gore can only "talk the talk". Then again he's getting too fucking fat to "walk the walk" anywhere - unless it involves lumbering down to the local Jack-In-The-Box for an Ultimate Cheeseburger and fries.

Friday, August 3, 2012

Eric Clapton - The Core

Featuring the fabulous Marcy Levy AKA Marcella Detroit on backing vocals. I haven't found an actual live performance of this song ...... yet. So this will have to do.

Olympic Boxing Judges Suck!

But I bet you already knew that. I just watched Errol Spence, the last American boxer still competing beat the crap out of an Indian welterweight and STILL lose the decision. After fifty years of watching Olympic competition you'd think I would get used to this shit. Wrong, wrong, wrong! I don't get the criteria for scoring in amateur boxing and never will. And the blatant prejudice against Americans from European and Olympic boxing officials has to stop.

Final Thought: The next time the Europeans get themselves caught up in a World War they can fight it themselves. Piss on em!

Wrong President Soetero - I DID Build That!

"No president Berry Hussein Goebbels Omama - I DID build that"

I'm not exaggerating when I say that over the course of nearly forty years I've probably built, rebuilt, re-conditioned and repaired over three to four-hundred automotive engines. It's what I did and I loved the work. My expertise and experience included American, Japanese, Korean, German, British (I hate British engineering) engines. I did the plasti-gaging. I did some of the valve grinding. I did the torquing. I did the assembling. I did the pulling and stuffing. The government did exactly NOTHING! It didn't take a village. It took me and several thousand dollars worth of Snap-On, Mac, and Craftsman tools. I, along with a thousand other journeymen of different trades are STILL insulted at your ridiculous statement.

Now I have a question for the president. What the fuck have YOU ever built or contributed to your Country? Other than feeding off the government tit and exploiting affirmative action what have you done with your life?.... .... .... .... .... That's what I thought. I'm done with my rant now. And I feel better.

When At First You Don't Succeed, Fail, Fail, Again...

No, I'm not talking about Omama's economic policies. American Thinker reports the president is back to relying on his trusty teleprompter. After trying to wean himself off the machine and rely on his "fabled" intellect, president Berry Soetero Omama has given up and gone back to his electronic puppet-master.

It's been apparent for years to anyone who's seen the hilarious YouTube videos of Omama fumble fucking his way through a speech, when his teleprompter fails he is totally incapable of of speaking off-the-cuff. This is why I am eagerly anticipating the debates. We'll get a wonderful chance of seeing Omama exposed on a national stage. Of course I'm assuming Romney goes on the attack and doesn't get all wee wee'd up and let him off the hook.

Harry Reid Wins "Double-Douchebag" Prize!

I've been consumed by politics the last few months and in the process totally ignored the July Douchebag Awards. What better way to make up for the lost month than to do a "Double-Douchebag" ceremony. The Double Douchebag award, often referred to as the "Stereo" version is shown here being presented to Senate Majority leader Harry Reid in a simple D.C. ceremony.

In honor of practicing tabloid politics and dishonoring the (once) esteemed position of Senate Majority Leader I think it's a no-brainer to present the prize to Reid.

In my memory I can't recall any member of the Senate engaging in anything as sleazy (well there was that Kennedy thing in 1969) as the reckless and possible slanderous accusations coming from Reid about Mitt Romney's tax returns. By claiming Romney has paid no taxes for the last ten years and then being a chicken-shit and not revealing his source, Reid is no better than the average reporter for the National Inquirer. In fact the Inquirer has just a bit more credibility than Reid if you consider they are the ones that broke the John Edwards/Reille Hunter baby-daddy story a few years back.

So here's your prize senator Reid. You earned it... you deserve it.

OMG! Here's What Happens To Gays At Chick-Fil-A

I found this little bit of parody on my last visit to Alfonzo Rachel's website. And as the disclaimer read, no Gays were hurt in the making of the video. And don't let the loud bangs give you a shit-attack.

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Pew... That Stinks!

The good folks at American Thinker just posted an article that confirms what Conservatives have known for years. The polls Pew is running are seriously skewed in favor of democraps. Ever since the 2004 election I've done my best to ignore the polls. I can remember the early exit polls were reporting a very large sample of voters were going for John Kerry. Of course Kerry lost and by a substantial margin. The point being the exit polls were being intentionally taken in heavily democrap districts and at the time of day when dems were more likely to vote.

It's bad enough we have to deal with bias on the part of the lame stream media on a daily basis but now we can't trust pollsters to give us an objective sample of America's voters. This is just another sleazy attempt by politically driven and dishonest groups to subvert the election in favor of their guy. For all the readers here - do not trust these lying bastards. Don't let them influence your vote. If I want a crooked poll I'll do my own. Oh, and I just happen to have one below....

Where Are They Now Part Deux Douche - Mike Nifong & Crystal Gayle Mangum

Remember the Duke Lacrosse Rape case of six years ago? The two REAL rapists are in ruin and one, Crystal Gayle Mangum is facing a murder charge. 

After knowingly trying to railroad four innocent men by hiding exculpatory evidence Mike Nifong has for the most part dropped out of site. He was disbarred, faced and filed for bankruptcy and now seems to have disappeared. It's rare when a high profile douche such as Nifong has no current links on the web but that seems to be the case. Nearly every thing I found on him was at least five years old.

Crystal Gayle Mangum has also lived a less than pristine life since she falsely accused the four Duke athletes of rape. She's been arrested and convicted of child abuse. Oh, did I mention she's also been charged with murder? And these two assholes are/were the shining examples of the liberal media of the inherent racism in America. The lame stream media dropped them like hot potatoes when the TRUTH actually came out. I guess they couldn't get any more mileage out of the story.. you think?

And the Duke 88 professors and bigots who pissed all over themselves trying to convict the Lacrosse players are for the most part still alive and thriving in American academia and continue to infect the minds of their students. And I don't EVER remember these fuckers apologizing to anyone. Or maybe I just missed it.

And what of the two race pimps, the RevRearEnds Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton who jumped on the bandwagon in an effort to lynch these young men? They continue along their merry way and like hungry locusts move on to the next feeding frenzy of ginned up racism hoping to make a buck and stay relevant. The more things change - the more they stay the same.

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Hey Black Americans - Which One Do You Support?

Just a few simple questions for black folks. Which Omama do you support? The black "won" who promised you everything and delivered jack-shit. Or the "da Man" who's oppressed you for ten generations and "kept you down"? Or is there a difference? Which one is which? Fuck, now I'm confusing myself.

I guess it doesn't matter which version Omama is pretending to be on any given day. He's the same fucking liar no matter which half you hear speak. And depending on whether he's in Harlem or Beverly Hills he'll tell a different lie. Are you smarter than a fifth grader and can you see through the disguise? Can you get past the skin color and embrace the truth? It's so obvious a cave man could see it.

Kalifornia, Media Bias, Blah Blah Blah..

Let's face it folks, most of America thinks we're all fruits and nuts out here on the Left Coast. It's a reputation we've earned and deserve for the most part. We're the State that gave American politics Marxine Waters, Henry "Nostrils" Waxman, Babs Boxer, and Nazi Pelousy. But bare in mind, we're also the State that produced Bob Dornan, Darrell Issa, and last but not least the honorable Ronald Wilson Reagan so we're not total idiots.

Kalifornia hasn't voted for a Republican President since George H W Bush in 1988. And the idiots here will probably support the current liar-in-chief Omama in November. But come November I will be voting for Mitt Romney. And that's the crux. I KNOW my vote will most likely be for nothing. And that is frustrating when you consider that this will be an extremely close race. And from what I have been reading on the various political sites I visit we may see a repeat of what happened in the 2000 election. Mitt Romney stands a very good chance of winning the popular vote and losing the electorial count. But I want my vote on record, even if it counts for nothing.

But there's always a chance Kalifornians will wise up and realize the man currently in the White House is a proven liar, plagiarist, self-admitted felon, and all-around fraud. It doesn't say much about the integrity and values of the people who still intend to vote for Omama does it? And yet they will vote for him again knowing the facts.

When the truth came out about Nixon and Watergate forty years ago we couldn't wait to send him packing. So why is it Omama gets a pass? Once again the terms racism and white guilt rear their ugly head. Either that or the dems in America just don't give a shit anymore. They sure as hell aren't the same party that elected JFK in 1960.

I blame a huge part of the subverting of our election process on the lame stream media in America. By cheering and water-carrying for Omama they are doing a monstrous disservice to the American people. At a time when we need total objectivity and honesty from the press we get absurd articles such as Newsweek's "Wimp" cover. And along with the American people they will live to regret their choices.

Rumors.. And I'm Not Talking About Fleetwood Mac

"Harry Reid was seen going into the Nevada Bunny Ranch dressed as Kermit The Frog"

"Rahm Emanuel was spotted in a San Francisco bath-house with a heavily muscled Hispanic man name Pedro"

"Nancy Pelosi recently visited a Sex Shop in the Castro District and purchased a twelve-inch vibrator labeled the Anal Intruder"

"Bawney Fwank often buys gallon sized jugs of Crisco Vegetable oil and gives them as gifts to his friends in the city of Long Beach, Ca."

If the democraps sink any lower they're gonna need ladders to see the curbside. I find it amazing that Harry Reid can pass forward shitty rumors such as this and yet his democrat friends in congress can't seem to find out the truth about Eric Holder's role in the Fast and Furious cluster-fuck. Or where all the Stimulus money actually went. Or whether or not Omama is actually from Kenya or just lying to the American people again. Or what Omama's college transcripts really show. Or what...

This kind of tabloid shit belongs in a supermarket checkout line and not in the U.S. Senate. Harry Reid needs to either shit or get off the pot and produce some proof or shut the fuck up! I'm so sick of the sleaze and innuendo puking its way out of congress I could scream. And it isn't just Harry Reid who's playing this game. World-class Douchebag Nancy Pelousy has done the same fucking thing in the past. Remember her drivel about having "something" on Newt Gingrich during the debates last Winter. If it weren't for dirty politics the democraps wouldn't have any politics.

Stay tuned folks - it's only gonna get nastier and I'm only gonna get more pissed. No wonder people despise politicians... ALL OF EM!