Thursday, December 31, 2009

Happy New Year 2010 To All My Friends

Here's to a very Happy New Year to all my fellow Conservatives, bloggers, friends and Family in 2010. In November I have a feeling we're all going to have an even better reason to celebrate. Please register and vote in November 2010. Our future depends on it.


Domestic Violence - There Is No Excuse...EVER!

My good friend Brett at Burning Toast, who's a fellow Conservative, Rocker, blogger, and all-around good guy sent me an email with a link yesterday concerning a horrible tragedy. It hit him close to home because it was something that happened to a family of a friend. It concerns a case of domestic violence taken to a horrible conclusion. Children were also victimized here and that makes it an even worse kind of Hell.

I don't want to sound like I'm on my soapbox but maybe we've become a little too insulated to personal tragedy because of the constant barrage of violence in our culture, games, and in our entertainment. But when it happens to someone you know it really hits home. Please read the links above and below to learn more.

This tragic story isn't just another future episode of COPS. It happened to the family of a friend of a friend of mine and it was ugly. Maybe it's become a cliche in our violent society but there is never an excuse for domestic violence. In my life I have learned one thing - domestic violence almost always escalates and the results are very often tragic. Read more below and pray for this family.

One last thing - not having any personal knowledge other than the links I've posted and what I've read on Brett's blog, the info I'm giving you is secondary. But if Brett at Burning Toast tells me something is true - you can take it to the Bank.

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Today's Palate Cleanser... Or Is It?

Russia is contemplating altering the course of an Asteroid that may be heading towards Earth by targeting it with Nukes. Here's hoping they don't send Ben Affleck to do the job. I would hate to have my life, and more so, the lives of my Children dependent on a liberal since it's not working out too well here on Earth these days.

Of course I'm referring to the movie Armageddon when I invoked the name of Ben Affleck. I confess I enjoyed the film but according to Dumb Movie Physics, one of my favorite sites that deals with scientific fact vs error, Armageddon is one of the worst movies ever made when it comes to fact. Read their review of some of Hollywood's best and worst here to get some real facts.

Good luck to the Russians with their endeavor. From what we learned after the fall of the former Soviet Union, they weren't so spot-on when it came to accuracy with their ICBM technology. Then again, with Nukes, all you have to do is get close I guess. But with trillions of miles of space, the calculations may just have to be a little more precise. The Yahoo link is below.

In a related link, click here to see what might actually happen should an Asteroid impact the Earth. Special thanks goes to the Discovery Channel for the Impact video.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

When I Said The Democrats Are Drunk With Power I Wasn't Kidding! Senator Max Baucus Concurs

Here's an interesting vid I watched on Hotair and a few other sites last night and it speaks for itself. The question is: did Max Baucus have a little too much Christmas Cheer when he gave this slurry attempt at a speech last week?

Last week (December 23) Senator Max Baucus gave a speech on the Senate floor and I ask that you judge for yourself if there's something wrong with him. I don't care of Baucus is drunk, high on Quaalude, Rainbows, or Reds. This man is writing and passing legislation and this is how he presents himself? No matter how he spins it, the man is definitely impaired in this speech. BTW, let's see if the gutless turds at YouTube pull this video. That wouldn't surprise me one bit.

I've been known to pull a cork from time to time and I can tell a drunk when I see one. BTW, Baucus is also the name of the Roman (or is it Greek?) God of Wine.

Oh those Zany Democrats - what a rich and endless source of material for a blogger.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

A Very Special Christmas Gift To America's Liberals And democrats From The World Of Greasywrench

I'd like to wish A hearty Christmas "Kiss My Ass" to America's libs, progressives, democraps, and Washington Politicians for giving us the Healthcare Bill we are going to receive for Christmas in 2009. BTW, I will no longer capitalize the word democrat for obvious reasons. They just don't deserve the respect.

To those in the Senate who supported this POS legislation - a large majority of Americans didn't want this bill passed and you chose to ignore them and rammed it through anyway. It will cost billions trillions we can't afford. You've lied, bribed, and outright bought the votes of your fellow Dems in order to get it through the Senate. You've also fucked over the American Medical Profession by passing this monstrosity and then trotted out a worthless endorsement of the AMA.

The truth is; this bill is not about healthcare - it's a blatant power grab by democrat politicians. It's a surreptitious attempt at recruiting the next generation of democrat voters by defacto enslaving them to entitlement programs and welfare schemes for life! Lyndon Johnson did the same thing in 1965 with his "Great Society" programs thereby assuring the Democrats of a huge voting block of Senior Citizens and African-Americans for generations to come. And we all know how the "Great Society" worked out for Black Americans. The government encouraged welfare over work and in the process helped destroy millions of Black families. Ask anyone from Detroit how the "Great Society" worked out for them. Just one more gift from the democrat Party.

And the gravy on the taters is the bill is in all likelyhood Unconstitutional... and you liberals know it! That shows how little respect you have for the oath of office you douchebags took when you were sworn in. You swore to uphold the Constitution - not trash it! If your fellow Senators had any integrity or values many of you so-called leaders would be facing impeachment instead of a lovely Christmas holiday.

Another kernel of corn in this Turd of a program is the benefits won't kick in for another five years even though the taxes begin next year. That gives Obama and the dems a great way to cook the books and claim it has a negative effect on the huge deficit in the budget. And President Obama also promised the bill would not be used to treat illegal aliens. To quote Joe Wilson, a great Republican politician from South Carolina - "YOU LIE".

So... here on The World Of Greasywrench, I'd like to reciprocate by giving an appropriate gift to the dems and liberals. I'll do my best to make sure every liberal fool and halfwit who supported this bill wakes up tomorrow to find my thoughtful present (see photo above) under their Christmas Tree. I will slide down as many chimneys as my buddy Santa Claus and I can manage tonight, to deliver these lovely gifts. Click on the image above to read my special message to America's liberal Politicians.

I was going to image-edit as many kernels of Corn as I could into the photo but I didn't want to symbolically waste the food. When the dems get through with the American taxpayer, a single kernel of corn is going to be worth its weight in Gold.

And to all fellow Conservatives and Libertarians - Merry Christmas.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Unions + Liberals + Democrats = The Death Of A Once Great American City - Detroit

This very revealing video below has been making the rounds on the web the last few days. If, after watching and listening to the lessons of this video you're still convinced that the Democratic Party has the best interest of America at heart, you're either blind or stupid.

To be fair, mismanagement from the executives of General Motors, Chrysler, and Ford, along with the greed of the UAW also played a major hand in the death of Detroit. But pay attention to the Democratic Party and their entitlement programs and the role they played in destroying what was once a great American city. The late Coleman Young, former Mayor of Detroit and his racist politics also deserve a huge share of the blame. The sad irony is Detroit was a Democratic stronghold - and still is. And the Democratic Party is now attempting to do the same thing to America as they did to Detroit via the Healthcare Bill.

And on the eve before the Democrats in the Senate vote for a huge Federal takeover of a major part of the U.S. economy, consider the parallel of what has happened in Motown. The city is a virtual ghost town because of Federal entitlement programs and Union demands that ultimately destroyed the city. Can it happen on a National level? You bet it can.

The Healthcare Bill the Senate is on the verge of passing is a huge turd that's rolling downhill. And it will only gather up speed and stink as it progresses. Watch the video below. We have been given an outstanding example of blatant political corruption through the kickbacks and bribery Harry Reid and the Democratic Party have bestowed on Nebraska, Florida, and Arkansas, among others by the process of buying votes.

Once again, with the the Healthcare Bill, the Democratic Party is making the same mistakes on a National level as they made in Detroit and expecting different results. And that, as it has been said many times before, is the ultimate definition of stupidity.

Postscript: read some of the comments from Hotair by clicking the link below on the the fine art of how to destroy an American city and the collateral damage that results. The debate was quite lively. Pay close attention to some of the most ridiculous rationalizations you may ever read posted by some of the progressives trolling on Hotair.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Introducing The Web's Newest Asshole!

As is often the case with the far-left, their tactics when it comes to protesting or disagreeing with someone tend to be childish. Check out the YouTube video of this warmer behaving like an eight year old. It could have been worse I suppose. This Donkey Dick could have tossed a pie or a couple of tomatoes. His parents must be so proud. Then again he most likely learned his behaviour from them. I'm fifty-six and I would just love to take this lamer out into the front yard and show him what a real protest is all about.

Whether you believe in AGW or not this childish bullshit does nothing to advance the cause. He needs an ass-whipping. links to the video below.

Off Topic, but the pop-ups on hotair are really starting to piss me off. Pop-ups have ruined more than one great site. I hope Ed or Michelle over there wise up and get rid of the ads. The ads suck and they're fucking up the site.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

More Fun With Jasc Paintshop Pro & Celebrities

There's nothing more fun than poking fun at Politicians and the Entertainment industry. It's great fun to lampoon their self-righteous outlook towards anyone and anything that doesn't fit in with their narrow and arrogant attitudes. Attitudes aimed at Conservatives and anyone else they disagree with . They're such a rich and endless source of material I could do a thousand posts like this one each day and still not run out of ideas.

And I can't wait to get at that nasty looking hag Janeane Garofalo. The next time Janeane calls some Conservative a Nazi, Redneck, Racist or Retarded for simply disagreeing with her, it's on! Hollywood, along with Janeane, is defiantly a target rich environment. BTW Janeane, have you ever considered a bottle of Head N Shoulders Shampoo? It works quite well and smells great.

Since I've been in a Manic phase the last few weeks there will be more to come from the The World Of Greasywrench. I just have to wait for some douchebag in the above categories to say or do something ridiculous and provide me some fresh material. I'm sure it's happening right now as I type.

My photo editing skills are, to say the least, quite primitive. But it's the thought that counts. But it's always fun to keep trying to ridicule these people and in the process try and improve my image editing. Not having a talk show or any type of political pulpit makes blogging a great alternative.

Here, in the photo on the upper left, I've targeted a few of my very favorite D.C. and Hollywood Donkey Dicks. Click on the image to enlarge. The photo editing and comments are all mine. So without further ado here are some headlines from the world of politics and Hollywood we wish we could read.

Rich B. AKA Greasywrench

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Ask A Stupid Question - Get A Smart Answer

So this happened in Massachusetts. I'm not surprised. They're the East Coast version of the Left Coast nowadays. Or is it the Left Coast of the Right Coast? Or is it "who's on first"? Fuck it! You know what I mean. Here's the story.....

One eight-year-old in Taunton just learned a valuable lesson in political correctness, and a school district may wind up learning a little something about free speech, religious expression, and not asking questions to which one does not want to hear the answers. An elementary school student was asked to draw something that reminded him of Christmas. When he drew a picture of Jesus on a crucifix, the teacher and the administration recoiled in horror at the “violent image.”

One would think that anyone, especially a teacher, who asked a subjective question would expect a subjective answer. Of course in today's Politically Correct times the answer may not always be what that very same teacher would expect - especially in a religious context. Are you surprised that an eight-year old would be wise enough to interpret or understand one of Christianity's most iconic images? This teacher was. And evidently if frightened him/her.

The main point here is an eight-year old child seemed to know that Christmas is about Christ. Apparently the teacher was unwilling or unable to grasp that simple fact. It's obvious the Teacher was looking for a secular answer to a religious question. Smells like a progressive to me.

The Thought Police in this school, as Tammy Bruce so eloquently refers to them, didn't expect a young student to draw a picture of the Crucifixion. I can't say a picture of Santa Claus or Christmas trees would probably be any more acceptable since they too have been under fire from the ACLU and other progressives for years now. I wonder if the reaction would have been the same if a Muslim student had drawn a Crescent Moon and Star if asked a similar type of question regarding Islam? My guess is no.

What's a Christian to do when asked such a question? Even a child? Draw a pretty blue ribbon and a gift wrapped box maybe? Political Correctness is infecting the USA and may someday prove to be fatal if this kind of shit keeps up. Christmas is about the birth of Christ. It's not Rocket Science. If an eight-year old child is sophisticated enough to understand this simple fact, it should be obvious to anyone with an elementary understanding of the true meaning of the Christmas Holiday.

Progressives have been bending over backwards for years in a misguided and condescending attempt to protect Islam and most things Muslim and all the while they often display contempt and disdain for Christian Holidays such as Easter, Palm Sunday, and Christmas. And in this case recoiling in horror at "violent" images of Jesus on the cross.

Once again the Dhimmi rear their ugly and PC heads. Their hypocrisy and dualism is breathtaking stupid! And I wonder if the ACLU, those guardians of religious freedom will weigh in on this one. I'm not holding my breath.


From Michelle

Let's see if this story makes it to the Lame Stream Media. Any bets? I'm giving odds if anyone cares to wager.

Happy Birthday Son: 12/15/88 -

Well I'll be damned! It finally happened. You're now considered by our society an adult with all the responsibilities and privileges that go along with it. Being you're now twenty-one you can walk into a bar and order a beer or a drink. The really wonderful thing is you can't stand the idea of drinking (unlike so many of your peers). You never considered smoking. That's another plus. Thankfully, you had me as a great example of why you shouldn't smoke or drink. One is a smelly habit and both can be life altering! Thank you for not being me when it comes to my bad points.

You don't like Rock-N-Roll but instead you like Rap and Hip-Hop. I can live with that. While I like pro Boxing, you're a huge fan of WWE, and that's fine with me too. We both like the Indianapolis Colts, Peyton and Eli Manning, the Lakers, the Dodgers, and Angels. That's cool. When it comes to some things, in many ways you are me, despite my sometimes bad examples. At least you've picked up my good habits. Thank you.

I do hope I have instilled in you the love of your Country, respect for God, authority, family, and adults. If any of my teachings have taken hold, then your Mother and I will live forever through you and your wonderful Sister.

It's been twenty-one years since the delivery room nurse brought you out to me and exposed the three little goodies under the blanket and said "you have a boy" making me the happiest man on Earth. I'm so proud of you and all you have achieved in spite of the roadblocks life has given you. I love you Michael John and Happy Birthday.


Monday, December 14, 2009

The Stupid Shit List For Today

I'm posting a few links to some of the last several days of ridiculous actions and comments from the Peanut gallery. There's no particular reason for the order. They're all equally dumb and offensive. Some are just more equal (who said that) and offensive than others.

1. Roseanne Barr and Joy Blowhard pontificate on Sarah Palin in the link below. Here are two of entertainment's political sages blathering about..... things. Of course, here on TWOG we get all of our political talking points from Roseanne and Joy. Two drama queens with all the credibility of a grapefruit.

2. The caring and sensitive progressives at Berkeley are at it again. This time they tried to torch the home of UC Berkeley Chancellor Robert Birgeneau. Once again, with the far-left, if you don't agree with them or they have a beef with you - the end result is often violence. I'm dumbfounded that these assholes are most likely the children of Hippies. What happened to peace, love, and understanding? So much for the legacy of the love generation. They're nothing but a bunch of anarchists and spoiled children throwing tantrums when they don't get their way.

3. Berkeley once again here. "The city of Berkeley mailed coat hangers to 20 members of Congress on Wednesday in protest of the anti-abortion amendment in the House version of the federal health care bill." Berkeley is akin to an infection in the U.S.A. It's amazing how all of the puss and rancor in America ended up in the same area/wound in Northern Kalifornia. No wonder the rest of America thinks the people of Kalifornia are nitwits and idiots - so many are.

The links are from Michelle Malkin and Newsbusters. This completes today's shit list of ridiculous comments and actions from the far-left. God forbid that these people should ever gain true power in this Country if this is the way they think and act.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder Bombholder!

While replying in a thread on Jammie Wearing Fool's site, an epiphany came to me. Jammie posted a picture of five Muslims who were planning on making Jihad. While looking over the picture I realized what's really behind the Islamic idea of 72 virgins who are promised to Martyrs in paradise.

With very few exceptions, just about every photo of each would-be and actual Martyr features an assortment of some of the ugliest looking guys I have ever seen. I'm talking "stop a clock" ugly. I'm talking "Haunt A House" ugly. I'm talking "Dog Shit Ugly".

With faces such as these they'd scare the Hell out of me without a belt full of bombs. No one that's as ugly as these losers could ever get laid in this life. This must explain the Islamic fantasy of 72 Virgins who await them in Paradise. Good luck on that guys. These hideous looking fuckers couldn't get laid at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada! The only pipe they're ever gonna lay is in the Oil Fields of the Middle East. And I have a sneaking suspicion they know they're bow-wows.

Maybe this is the true explanation behind Islam and its obsession/hatred of Women. Something as simple as not being able to do the horizontal bop has frustrated these douchebags to no end. For years these Jihadi's have been telling us that their suicides are all in the name of Allah. In truth it's really just a simple case of blue-balls. These guys can't get laid in this life so they're hoping for a little bump and grind in the next. Islam has been demystified.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Michelle Malkin's Bullshit Detector...

is once again hard at work. Tic... tic... tic... tic... tic...
Yikes! I do believe she's just found a large and steamy pile drawing flies at the NY Times.

Of course we're talking about the "color-coded" shopping guide the morons of the "Old Grey Bitch" released yesterday for our shopping amusement. Now just WTF were these (white) people at the NY Times thinking?

Now the Times has a "separate but equal" shopping guide for people of color. I can't wait to see the "Hits For Honkies" in their music section. My guess is it will feature Southern Rock at its finest if this is how the idiots there think. Or maybe they'll have a "Pearls Of Wisdom From South Central" section featuring rappers who advocate killing the Police and beating up on "Hoe's". It's entirely possible if you take this stunningly stupid idea to its logical conclusion. Remember; I'm using their logic, not mine.

I can remember many years ago the members of the L.A. City Council taking horrible offense at the plethora of Malt Liquor ads in South Central L.A. It seems for some reason "people of color" as the Times puts it, were being targeted by advertisers because of their drinking preferences. Is the shopping guide at the Times a parallel? Isn't targeting people because of Race by its very definition racist? Or is it just clever advertising? You can't have it both ways... or can you?

Lots of bloggers are ridiculing this ridiculous idea as "racist" and condescending. My guess is (and I don't think I'm alone here) the Times will redact this terrible and patronizing shopping guide within the next few days. Martin Luther King is rolling over in his grave in disgust. BTW, rumor has it that Dr King was a ...... Republican!

Click on the link below to Michelle Malkin's site and the story. She is far more eloquent than I, and does a wonderful job of skewing this shopping guide for "people of color". Michelle also points out the hypocrisy of the Times and their lack of "diversity" (there's the D-Word again) in their upper level management. Michelle exposes the fact that the suits running the Times are all "Crackers", uh, I meant White folks.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

An Inconvenient Truth Hypocracy

I'm guessing you may have seen this simple comparison of two different homes somewhere on the web but it's always fun to give it a bump, especially with the Climate Change conference now going on in Denmark. The article is from Read for yourself and decide which man here is the real environmentalist

HOUSE # 1:A 20-room mansion (not including 8 bathrooms) heated by natural gas. Add on a pool (and a pool house) and a separate guest house all heated by gas. In one month alone this mansion consumes more energy than the average American household in an entire year. The average bill for electricity and natural gas runs over $2,400.00 per month. In natural gas alone (which last time we checked was a fossil fuel), this property consumes more than 20 times the national average for an American home. This house is not in a northern or Midwestern "snow belt," either. It's in the South.

HOUSE # 2:Designed by an architecture professor at a leading national university, this house incorporates every "green" feature current home construction can provide. The house contains only 4,000 square feet (4 bedrooms) and is nestled on arid high prairie in the American southwest. A central closet in the house holds geothermal heat pumps drawing ground water through pipes sunk 300 feet into the ground. The water (usually 67 degrees F.) heats the house in winter and cools it in summer. The system uses no fossil fuels such as oil or natural gas, and it consumes 25% of the electricity required for a conventional heating/cooling system. Rainwater from the roof is collected and funneled into a 25,000 gallon underground cistern. Wastewater from showers, sinks and toilets goes into underground purifying tanks and then into the cistern. The collected water then irrigates the land surrounding the house. Flowers and shrubs native to the area blend the property into the surrounding rural landscape.

HOUSE # 1 (20 room energy guzzling mansion) is outside of Nashville, Tennessee. It is the abode of that renowned environmentalist (and filmmaker) Al Gore.

HOUSE # 2 (model eco-friendly house) is on a ranch near Crawford, Texas. Also known as "the Texas White House," it is the private residence of former President of the United States, George W. Bush.

So whose house is gentler on the environment? Yet another story you WON'T hear on CNN, CBS, ABC, NBC, MSNBC or read about in the New York Times or the Washington Post. Indeed, for Mr. Gore, it's truly "an inconvenient truth."

My Conclusion - Consider each house and its respective similarities to its owner. One is a fat, bloated, space consuming, inefficient, extravagant, monument to waste. The other is a lean, energy efficient, environmentally friendly Texas ranch home. And that my friends, is the difference between Al Gore and George W Bush.

Even A Broken Clock (SNL) Is Right Twice A Day

Here's a clever video from SNL that's gone viral. I haven't watched much of SNL over the last ten years or so. It just isn't funny to me anymore. But lately it seems that NBC and the writers on the show have discovered what many Americans already know - President Obama and his bumbling administration are a rich and endless source of material. With that said, check out the video below.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Well They Finally Did It!

Just what in the Hell is Greasywrench talking about you might ask? I'm talking about the fucking idiot Politicians in Sacramento Kalifornia. They've finally managed to kill the Goose That Laid The Golden Egg! And this ain't no Fairy Tale.

The Geese in this scenario are the Tobacco users and smokers in the Peoples Republik of Kalifornia. The Golden Eggs are our tax dollars. And among the collateral damage will be the ultimate victims in Kalifornia - Women who are rationed (I.E. Denied) Mammograms due to budget shortfalls - budget shortfalls directly related to tobacco tax revenues. The link below leads to a story of vanishing revenues due to people quitting smoking - hence the budget problems. Hey, they have to blame it on someone... don't they?

And after twenty plus years of taxing us into submission, the revenues are going down and the idiots in Sacramento are now surprised that people are quitting smoking because of.... Taxes! Well fucking duhh! Just what in the hell did you Wankers up there in the State Capital think was going to happen? And yet we keep returning the same Assholes to office year after year. We do get what we deserve it seems. But Women don't deserve this!

After twelve years of bloviating on my websites I predicted this tax shortfall would eventually happen. And I'm just a lowly auto-tech as opposed to being a lawyer (as are most of our politicians). So just how did a simple wrench such as I come to this conclusion - by realizing a government can't build its tax base on a house of cards and expect to continue to collect revenue. Our Country was created because of a situation such as this in 1776. And Kalifornia isn't the only State having the exact same tobacco tax problems. Maine, Arizona, and Minnesota are also beginning to go through tobacco tax withdrawals.

As Kalifornia keeps on driving out business with unfriendly taxes and environmental laws the revenues continue to fall short. So what do the genius Politicians do but come up with fresh and ultimately more ridiculous ideas to make up for the shortcomings. They're like Locusts moving from one wheat field to another. The wheat being taxpayers. Once they've exhausted one source of revenue they move on to another. New wheat fields (Soda and Candy) are on their radar. Can you say Fat Tax? God forbid the douchebags in Sacramento make an effort to cut their budgets or (perish the thought) take a pay cut.

Regardless how one feels about smokers this should be a lesson in how government operates. Twenty-five years ago they intentionally came after smokers. Now that many smokers are quitting tobacco the greedy pigs in government will coming after the next victims. It might be you. Besides, if the government really gave a shit about your health it would outlaw smoking completely instead of trying to make tobacco taxes America's Cash Cow. They're trying to have it both ways and they think we're too stupid to realize it. This is another great example of government and its contempt for the people it's supposed to serve.

Ten years ago this was only a smokers issue and I received many emails and flames from non-smokers saying "it's not my problem" when I posted my anti-tax rants. Now that it's more than just tobacco taxes, government pick-pocketing is fast becoming all of our problems. The first step here in the Peoples Republik of Kalifornia is the rationing of Mammograms for Women. But... it won't stop there. This is just the beginning. This is a huge spiderweb with many links and strands.

As one of the Founding Fathers once said "Either We All Hang Together Or We All Hang Separately". Something like that anyway.

Thanks to for the link below.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

What Obama Actually Said The Other Night...

We've analyzed his speech and here's what he said.....


Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Fun With Photos - Keith Olbermann Enjoys Some "Quiet Time" And Leisure Moments At Home

Thanks to OlbermannWatch.Com, some of their Photoshopping, and a few lovely political photos inserted by The World Of Greasywrench, we can now visualize Keith Olbermann in one of his unguarded and leisure moments at home.

Imagine this... Here's Keith in a candid photo snapped last week by our very favorite Paparazzi Semore Butts. In this shot he's seen relaxing in his den/study at home with some framed photos of his most excellent political idols and World leaders on the wall. Click the photo to enlarge.

When later the same week, Olbermann was spotted walking in West Hollywood by I.P. Freely, one of our Ace reporters from The World Of Greasywrench, he was quizzed about the contents of the candid photo. Keith naughtily threatened to give the reporter a "severe tongue lashing". Then Olbermann promptly pranced back onto Santa Monica Blvd and disappeared down the street in anticipation of some hearty teabagging and delicious fun in the lovely area of West Hollywood known as "Boy's Town".

PMS-NBC must be so proud of Olbermann and what he's done for/to their viewer ratings. We also feel compelled to mention that Keith is also a past recipient of the coveted Double Douchebag Award occasionally given out on The World Of Greasywrench.

Note: We don't use Photoshop in The World Of Greasywrench. The Photoshopping was done by We use Paintshop Pro. It's cheaper.