Friday, May 21, 2010

Great Moments In History Featuring The Heroic Exploits And Adventures Of Dick Blumenthal!

Senatorial candidate Richard Blumenthal has recently come under fire for embellishing lying about his record as a combat veteran of the United States Marine Corps. Here at the World Of Greasywrench we believe in setting the record straight about Blumenthal's service in the USMC.

When the Blumenthal for Senate campaign recently sent us this photo we decided to publish the pictorial evidence to prove once and for all that Dick is NOT a liar. So without further ado here is conclusive proof of Dick's military record. In clockwise rotation we can see Dick at various times and places proving once and for all he IS a combat veteran.

Senate democrats were overjoyed about the nomination of Blumenthal. Congressman Max Cleland, also a fellow Vietnam vet, reportedly said he "felt tingles up his legs" when the news became public. One democratic congresswoman was alleged to have "wee wee'd in her panties" at the thought of another valiant combat vet "just like John Kerry" representing the democratic party. John Kerry had no comment. Congresswoman Marxine Waters was quoted as saying "The face and reputation of ALL democrats is like Dick."

From clockwise the photo features Blumenthal as he is...
1 - crossing of the Delaware with General George Washington
2 - With George A. Custer prior to the battle of the Little Big Horn
3 - Returning to the Philippines with General Douglas MacArthur
4 - Flag raising At ground zero with several firemen from New York
Click on the image to enlarge and enjoy pictorial proof of Dick's service to his Country!

BTW, there is no proof of the upcoming release of a book critical to Blumenthal titled "Profiles In Bullshit" concerning his military record and (allegedly) bogus combat service. The rumor about the book is a "baldfaced lie" said one unidentified congressman. "And if anyone knows about lies it's democrats" said the anonymous congressman.

Here on The World Of Greasywrench we're in complete agreement with that last statement!

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