Thursday, May 8, 2008

Dumbest Survivor In History!

I can't believe what I just saw Eric do on Survivor. He has to be the stupidest contestant in the history of the game. This schmuck doesn't deserve to win a box of Cracker Jacks. He willingly gave his immunity necklace to Natalie thinking he was going to "redeem" himself in the eyes of the other women. He might as well have jumped into a lagoon full of sharks.

Stevie Wonder could have seen what was coming. The women have been gunning for the men the last three weeks. After Ozzie fucked up by not playing his immunity idol last month the the guys were doomed. WTF! No wonder women have us by the balls.

The reaction from James on the jury was priceless. I believe James, if he hadn't hurt his hand last week would have won this game. Eric, you have to be the dumbest shit that ever lived. The women played you like a cheap guitar. Bwaaahaaahaaaa....

BTW, I didn't say he wasn't a nice guy. In fact he's a real likable kid, just naive and trusting. His likability and niceness may have cost him a million dollars because he had been dominating the immunity challenges the last three weeks against the women and probably would have continued to do so.

All I can say is - Eric; don't ever have any children. Please!

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