Saturday, May 24, 2008

Maxine Waters Wins "Pocket Douchebag" Award!

I saw this post on Burning Toast and a few other fellow blogs and it made my blood boil. So.... The World Of Greasywrench is proud to announce the Shit-Stain from South Central, AKA Maxine Waters, is the new winner of the "Pocket Douchebag" award. She has certainly earned it.

To the left is Maxine making her acceptance speech in front of local reporters and thanking everyone who made her award possible. She was quoted as saying "I will do my best to live up to this prestigious award and I'm sure I will find a use for it." She was also quoted as saying, "Maybe on my next trip to Cuba I can take it along". "The last time I was there things were in short supply".

The Pocket Douchebag's handy and convenient compact size makes it portable and easy to carry on airline flights. Flights to Cuba, Venezuela, Russia, and where ever you feel at home Maxine. Just hop one of those flights and keep on going.

BTW Maxine, if you really want to live in a country where the Oil industry is nationalized, try Mexico. It's just down South and Pemex will love you for it. Just go south on the 405 to the 5 and in about two hours you'll be in Heaven. Otherwise, drop the Freudian slips and learn a little bit about our system of Government. We live in a Representative Republic, not a Democracy, not a Monarchy, not a Theocracy, and certainly not a Socialist country.

One last thing Maxine, the next time you head to Cuba to grovel in front of one of the Castro brothers - don't come back!

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