Saturday, January 17, 2009

Never Underestimate The Power Of An Ass!

In honor of his upcoming inauguration, President-elect Obama and his wife Michelle have decided to enter Washington D.C. in a highly unusual manner. "We are the saviors of the United States so let's really get into the act" said President-Elect Obama.

The couple were dressed in flowing robes and a pair of Birkenstock sandals for the momentous occasion. The Obamas were also accompanied by three wiseguys named Caspar, Melchior and Balthasar.

In honor of the festivities, Michelle and Barack were seen jumping off the Lincoln train that was originally supposed to be used to enter Washington and instead hailed down a passing Donkey.

"Let's play it to the bone homey" said a beaming Obama. "I want the people of D.C. to know I'm here to get this party started". The First Lady was reportedly in some discomfort because of a mild case of Hemorrhoids. She scowled and allegedly said to reporters the ride was a "pain in the ass".

When asked to confirm or deny rumors she was pregnant with a Man-Child the First Lady coyly smiled and said "I'll never tell". She also said there was no truth to the rumor the child would be named Jesus. Jesus is the official White House gardener and part time handyman". "If and when we have a Son his name will be Dijon" said Mrs Obama. "The President just loves that spicy mustard" she naughtily cackled.

There is no truth to the rumor that the Obamas have checked into a local manger to sleep in a lovely bed of hay before taking over the White House. Instead they are staying at a local hotel named the Watergate. "Nothing is too good for Barry and I" chuckled the First Lady.

Note: I plagiarized the idea for the Photoshopping from Vaultenblogger , who is a regular poster on JammieWearingFool. The image editing is all from the world of Greasywrench.

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