Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Palate Cleanser For Today

There is an ugly rumor currently circulating on the web that the late Eartha Kitt is the biological Mother of Michael Jackson. Here on The World Of Greasywrench we would like to assure our readers (all two or three of them) that this nasty smear is entirely untrue.

Here in the photo on the left is the late Ms Kitt. She is probably best remembered for her role of Cat Woman on the sixties camp series Batman and for voicing characters in several Disney animations.

We don't know how such dastardly stories get started but we can tell you this; we will squash this and any other such stories immediately. Who says if it's on the Internet it must be true? Shameless!

2 comments:

Burnt Toast said...

She does kinda favor him though. . .from maybe six or ten facial surgeries ago. After the fire, but before he became white.

Slightly off-topic here, you gonna break out the containers this year Greasy and grow something?

Greasywrench said...

I'm not sure about gardening this year Toast. My wife got rid of all my containers when we were separated and since my buddy Kevin passed away his Mother moved so I won't be doing anything there. I'm gonna figure something out. I guess I'll find some new buckets pretty soon. We do have a long season here on the left coast.