Only a guy would laugh at this shit. Last night on Bill O'Reilly Megyn Kelly was one of the guests and the discussion was about gun control. Bill O asked Megyn a question about what a Luger was. Well what was Megyn's response? She had a blond moment and said she thought Lugers had something to do with Phlegm. Damn I wish I had the video. Anyway, you could hear the crew (guys) in the background cracking up and I damn near fell off my couch laughing at her response.
So let's get something cleared up. A loogie is a nice fat juicy goober (spit). A lunger is one of those loogies that you have to hock back real hard from the bottom of your lungs and pull out with enthusiasm. It also helps to have a bad cold when you bring up a lunger. That way you get that good color (light green) and consistency that defines a real juicy one. Simple enough? And what is a Luger? Read about them here.
I'm not a shooting guy but I swear to defend the Second Amendment to the death. So did Berry Omama when he swore his oath of office. But he's a fucking liar so that makes me a better man. Doesn't it?
Anyway, this concludes today's sermon.
Omamacare
Get Used To It
Can You Feel Me Now? I Meant Hope N Chains - Not Change!
What? Barack Worry?
"Thank You Allah For The New York Times" - Osama Bin Laden
Keith Baxter Reporting!
Keith & Ted - Soulmates
69 Millon Sheep Can't Be Wrong!
They voted for Omama.... baaahh
Nazi Pelousy - AKA The "Wicked Witch Of The West"
Morph Gif By Greasywrench
Omama In "Da Big House"
This Is Where He Really Belongs!
War Has Never Solved Anything
Well... Almost Never
Saint Berry Hussein Omama
Patron Saint Of Crooks & Liars
STFU
Think Before You Click
About Me
- Greasywrench AKA rich b
- I am a sixty-five year old, green-eyed, left-handed, Cherokee, German, Irish, Conservative (Does this make me a minority?) retired heavy-line auto tech living in the South Bay area of Los Angeles Kalifornia. I don't hug trees, eat tofu, bean sprouts, or all the other cliches about Kalifornians. And... I don't drink white wine or spritzers - I drink expensive Glenlivet Scotch and cheap Hiram Walker Brandy. Hollywood doesn't represent any of my values and neither do the Democrats. I am unashamedly patriotic. I support the U.S. Troops wherever they are. I don't believe in blind faith and I question all politicians (Known liars) on both sides of the aisle.
2 comments:
I've never met you Rich B, but I would be willing to bet the last shit you took was a better man that President ZerO...
If I live to be a thousand there will NEVER be a bigger piece of shit than Omama. Besides being a liar, he's a cowardly liar.
If I said on my blog what I really feel and think about his skinny ass I might get a visit from the Men In Black. Just use your imagination CharlieDelta. I bet we feel about the same when it comes to Berry.
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