Friday, May 25, 2012

Brett Kimberlin Wins Teabag Award!

Note from editor - AKA Me. "The Teabag Award is not to be confused with the Douchebag Award. The Douchebag is usually reserved and awarded to celebrities and politicians. The Teabag Award is specifically given to especially egregious Anti-American trash. We hope that clears things up" - Greasywrench

Until a few days ago I had never heard of far-left domestic terrorist, convicted bomber and felon Brett Kimberlin. Now he's become quite the progressive rock star and celebrity chic. And because it's Award Season and in keeping with the tradition of all left-wing celebrities shit-stains it's time to give Brett an award. Here on The World Of Greasywrench we strive to be fashionable ... so let's give Brett a prize....

Introducing The Inaugural "Teabag Award"

It's not only an award: The handy Teabag is not just an award - it also doubles as a convenient beverage container. The Teabag Award's handy size allows for convenient travel and simple storage. Air travel carry-on is also no problem. And - it can also hold more than just Tea! It makes quite a lovely Kool-Aid container. Because of its light weight it can also be used for camping and backpacking. The "Teabag" also comes with a handy flexible "drinking straw" for quick sips in tight places. All in all this is one hell of a useful beverage holder and we think Brett Kimberlin will find a use for it. Drink up Pal.

Brett Kimberlin Teabag Award
Parody (so sue me)

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