Friday, June 1, 2012

The June Douchebag Winner Has Been Announced!

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It was a tough choice since this is an election year and the USA is literally swimming drowning in a sea of Political and PC douchebaggery but a winner has emerged... Michael Bloomberg!

The criteria for winning these coveted Douchebag awards is totally arbitrary. But due to his (once again) Nanny policies, awarding New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg this month's prestigious prize was a no-brainer. For further details on Mayor Bloomberg's qualifications see my previous post.

In a simple civil ceremony we see Mayor Bloomberg pictured on the upper left receiving his prize. The Mayor had no comments for the press and was seen leaving the award ceremony in a large hot-dog shaped sedan emblazoned with the logo/caption "Der Schwanze" on the side.


Hardnox said...

Bloomturd is most certainly a dick as you point out.

What is amazing is that the left spends any time on bullshit like this when our financial walls are about to come crashing down on us.

Incrementalism is what got us here and the left are masters of it.

Greasywrench AKA rich b said...

You have to wonder just what the hell they are thinking in NY. Crime, unemployment, corruption, and just plain bullshit and Bloomberg is obsessing (again) over what people put in their food.

And living here on the left coast things are getting deeper. Sixteen billion dollars in the hole and the idiots in Sacramento are still planning on forcing the "train to nowhere" down our throats.

I sincerely believe we are heading for a second revolution, whether it's a hot one or a cold one no one knows. Obama and our Congress will be the flashpoint. Lord help us if he's re-elected.

Anonymous said...

My favorite quote from that douchenozzle: “We’re not taking away anybody’s right to do things, we’re simply forcing you to understand that you have to make the conscious decision to go from one cup to another cup.”

I'm sure the people of NYC would like to force that siphylitic donkey cock to understand something...

Greasywrench AKA rich b said...

Robert - I wonder where in the hell does he come up with "we're" in his asinine statements. From what I have read even the dems on the City Council in NYC are coming out against him this time.