From The Files Of WTF!

Stanley Thornton Jr. - gaming the Social Security system: I just read this ridiculous story on Jammie Wearing Fool. I had to read it three times to make sure I was getting the entire story correctly. I know there are some scams being perpetrated on the government but this one epitomizes the meaning of the words fraud and waste. Click here to read one of the sleaziest con games ever pulled on the welfare system.

BTW, Mr. Thornton AKA "baby man" has threatened to commit suicide should his SS benefits be cut off. Well fat-ass, here's my sage advice to you - knock yourself out! There are plenty of people in the USA with legitimate needs for SSI and SSA and posers such as yourself are keeping the truly needy from collecting benefits they really need. I'll provide the gun if you're serious.

From the story comes this - “Given that Mr. Thornton is able to determine what is appropriate attire and actions in public, drive himself to complete errands, design and custom-make baby furniture to support a 350-pound adult and run an Internet support group, it is possible that he has been improperly collecting disability benefits for a period of time,” Mr. Coburn wrote in a letter Monday to Inspector General Patrick P. O'Carroll Jr."

It seems a full grown (and at 350lbs I mean full grown) man is acting the part of a baby and getting paid for it by our Social Security System. No where in the story does it claim that this man has been diagnosed as retarded in any way. Click on the links above to learn more about this shit-stain and his con game.

Message To Orca Oprah

A week or so ago Oprah Winfrey made some remarks about automatically respecting president Obama. Something along those lines. She claimed president Omama deserved "respect" just because he's president. I agree that the office of President does deserve respect. But not necessarily the person holding the office. Respect is something earned. It isn't just given away like a welfare check.

To cut to the point; I was browsing one of my favorite conservative websites the other day and one link led to another and I ended up on the site with the picture below. My point about respect is in the photo. Click to enlarge the picture.

My thesis is; why in the Hell does this president (Obama) automatically deserve our respect when he can't even do something as simple as salute the American Flag which is in itself, a simple form of respect from the Commander In Chief? You decide.

I'm Back (again)

I haven't been doing much in the way of blogging the last few months. I've gotten to the point where I have become literally speechless when it comes to Politics, Obama, lies and the rest of the bullshit coming from the demorats. Their lunacy and dishonesty have me extremely disgusted with most things political. Couple this to the fact that I was laid off from my job in December and I guess it's time to start my cyber-bitching once again.

And.... I finally got sick of IE 7 and the constant web crashes and all-around problems and went to Firefox for a REAL browser. After a couple of hours of web browsing with no crashes and all of my morph-gifs working great along with faster loading web pages I am here to tell the world that MS Internet Explorer 7 can kiss my ass. I won't even start on the POS that version MS Internet Explorer 8 is/was. After four or five successive versions of Internet Explorer improving, they screwed the pooch with IE 8. As Roberto Duran once said - "no mas, no mas".

Anyway, I am back to blogging as soon as I can find something new to bitch about. And in this day and age that should pose no problem.

CBS - Up To Their Old Tricks Again

Did CBS re-hire Mary Mapes for this little incident and not tell anyone? It sounds like the Lamers at CBS learned nothing from their past mistakes since they're repeating them again. Below is the CBS report/discussion video clip on the effectiveness of book Covers that started the latest round of criticism of their bias. What sweet irony that they decided to bring up "Decision Points", the new book authored by former President Bush and they tried to use a fake/malicious book cover to try and illustrate their point. It didn't take the blogging world and a few other objective pundits long to catch this "error" by CBS.

If you pause the CBS video below at the sixteen second mark you'll see another glaring example of the bias at CBS when it comes to George W Bush. The fake book cover appears as opposed to the legitimate cover CBS should have shown in their report. CBS is claiming it was a "mistake" and that's basically the only apology they make. Whoever posted up the fake cover also has a problem using the spell checker. Pay attention to the way decision is misspelled. This is exactly the type of journalism Bernard Goldberg was criticizing in his book "Bias" a few years back.

Isn't this kind of shit getting just a bit old. And once again we see why people are turning to FOX News in droves. They're sick and tired of this kind of reporting too. Somewhere Dan Rather Blather is having a big laugh.

Nope - I'm Not From Kalifornia... Really!

One more reason NOT to tell anyone you're from Kalifornia. This is why I never tell anyone when I'm out of State I'm from the Left Coast. For some reason they tend to think we're all this way. Either we're on drugs, hugging trees or bunnies or living in the forest and eating mushrooms.

Because of the Happy Meal toy ban and other dopey stuff the douchebags up in San Francisco have given us a terrible reputation down here in Baja Kalifornia and we really don't need any more help.

The whole state is infected with progressives and liberals. When the libs here get tired of the taxes and anti-business climate (yes - even some libs hate taxes) they tend to leave the state. The problem is they take their progressive agenda with them. This is why people from Kalifornia are so disliked up north and in other places where they tend to migrate. People in Washington State and Oregon call the people from here "Californicators".

So remember ... mum's the word and don't tell them you're from here or they'll hate you for it. Shhhhh.....

Rant Number 266

To all you ignorant fools who are trying to say "NO ONE". Stop spelling it "noone". Noone is the last name of the singer in the band Herman's Hermits. God Damn this one always gets on my nerves! This has to be the most common mistake of grammar I see on the web. WTF are they teaching you people in school these days? And learn the difference between "their", "they're" and "there". You nitwits make me want to pull out my hair!

From The Files Of WTF! Part Two

From Livefeed Hollywood Reporter comes this gem...
Date: August 6, 2010
Author: James Hibberd

"In what has to be the oddest and potentially inflammatory "American Idol" knock-off reality contest yet, Investigation Discovery just announced two prison talent shows."
"At the Television Critics Association's press tour in Beverly Hills, the Discovery-branded crime network announced it's developing a singing competition titled "Talent Behind Bars," and another show called "Dancing Behind Bars."

Is Hollywood getting so desperate that this is the best they can come up with for entertainment? And what would really not surprise me is; this show just might get very good ratings. The proposed show is coming from reality show guru Mark Burnett of Survivor fame. I can just imagine some of the other prison talent categories they can include along with singing and dancing. Some really cool ideas of mine are to follow below...

1. Shiv making competition - Who can make and hide the best knives in the slammer?
2. Hide the contraband - concealing drugs and the best places to do it in your cell.
3. Abuse the guards - how to best fuck with guards and not get solitary confinement.
4. Biggest liars - stories of how all prisoners are innocent and have been railroaded by the "man".
5. Rape competition - I think this is self-explanatory.
6. Bullshit the parole board - telling the best and biggest whoppers to get released early.
7. Gang competition - how to pit Latino, Black, and Caucasian gangs against each other in contests of skill and strength.
8. Chess Competition - the best Chess players I've ever played were ex-cons. True statement.

I could go on and on for days with my perverted ideas but I have a couple of tool boxes to move into the new shop I'm going to start working in and don't have enough hours to complete this list. But I think we all get the idea. I'm reminded of the movie "Running Man" with Arnold Schwarzenegger and the story line it featured. I wonder how long it will be before we get a Pay-Per-View show featuring a fight to the death or perhaps a live execution. Don't discount it. We're getting real close to it when it comes to what passes for entertainment these days. The link to this bizarre story is below. Thanks to hotair.com for the link to this article.

http://livefeed.hollywoodreporter.com/2010/08/prison-idol-discovery-announces-two-jailhouse-talent-shows.html

Marxine Waters Is Up To Her Old Tricks Again

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Slavery My Ass!

Off Topic but first: I just read on Yahoo that Derek Fisher will be staying with the Lakers next season. I found that good news for me as a fan and Derek as a player. He brings a stabilizing maturity to the Lakers that Kobe just doesn't provide. Thanks for sticking around Derek.

Why the "Slavery" title of my post? Because I found Jesse Jackson's comment today comparing Lebron James to a slave ridiculous. Lebron will make how much money next year? Excuse me Jesse, but in one season Lebron will probably earn more than myself, my entire family, and my small circle of friends will make in our entire lives and you have the stupidity to compare it to slavery.

I guess you can't help being a racist Jesse. Your entire career has been built on keeping racism alive and an open wound. It's provided you and your family with a wonderful living. Why stop now? Until you, Al Sharpton, and some of the other old-time race hustlers lay down and die and take your racism with you we will never get past the black/white issue in this country. You won't allow it. Fuck you Jesse. You've built your entire career on the coat-tails of MLK but you aren't fit to carry his hat.

Happy Birthday America 1776 - ?

Here's a big fat happy 234th birthday to the World's greatest experiment in Democracy (actually we're a representative Republic) with many more to come.

And what will yours truly be doing tomorrow? Firing up the grill for some hot dogs, chicken breasts, and Italian Sausages. Add some homemade Cole Slaw, Potato Salad, and any other concoctions I can dream up and its ON!

God bless America and Happy Fourth Of July!

Robert Byrd: 1917 - 2010

The title of this post should probably read RIP or something similar. But that's for someone else to write. I prefer to use the death and political career of Robert Byrd to try and score one of my favorite political talking points. And that talking point is the need for term limits. Term limits for our Senators and House Reps. A lifetime in public office is far too long.

Senator Byrd spent fifty-one of his ninety-two years in the U.S. Senate. And in my opinion that's thirty-nine years too many. Two six year terms in the Senate or six two year terms in the H.O.R. is enough for any man or woman to accomplish the goals they start out with. After that it becomes redundant.

Political family dynasties and congress members who serve for extremely long periods of time encourage corruption and poor representation. Fathers, Wives, Sons, Daughters, etc, swapping and holding seats in the House and Senate for year after year does not encourage a healthy Republic.

An example of a dynasty is the Kennedy family. They have ruled Massachusetts politics for over sixty years. Nearly three generations grew up thinking the seat in the Senate belonged to Ted Kennedy. It is still referred to as "Ted Kennedy's seat" in many political discussions. Well I have a news flash folks - the seat is currently occupied by Scott Brown or whoever the people of Massachusetts decide to elect. It should never be referred to as "belonging" to any one person.

When congress passed the twenty-second Amendment limiting to two terms the office of the Presidency it was for good reason. After being elected to four terms, Franklin Delano Roosevelt was to some (of that generation) the only President they had ever known. The office began to resemble something along the lines of being his as opposed to being an elected position. No politician should ever become so comfortable in politics. And - the Founding Father's original intention was for political office to be a public service and not a career.

Well Robert Byrd made his Senate service his career. The seat was his for the taking after serving for fifty-one years. And Byrd was accused more than once of using his position to punish political opponents who dared disagree with him. And being an incumbent makes it nearly impossible to vote out politicians no matter how corrupt they can and often do become. Political positions begin to resemble monarchy as opposed to elected office.

In his later years Senator Byrd was thought of as an "Elder Statesman" of the democratic party despite having been a member of the KKK as a younger man and having filibustered against the 1964 civil rights legislation the democrats now try and cloak themselves under. By and large it was with the support from the Republican party that passed the landmark bill. True bi-partisan support and not the fake bullshit Barry Omama drivels on and on about as he continues to divide America is NOT what we are currently seeing in congress or the Oval Office.

So before we deify him or place a crown of thorns on Robert Byrd's head remember what he represented and who he really was during his entire political career. He repudiated his time in the KKK because of political expediency as much as anything else. And we don't need to make him into some a political icon just because he lived to be ninety-one and tenaciously held on to his Senate seat for over half of his life. All I see here is a politically ambitious man who wielded too much power and served in the Senate for far too long. Term limits anyone?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100628/ap_on_bi_ge/us_obit_byrd

There's Hope For Hollywood Yet

I've been severely critical of the pretentious and pseudo intellectuals of Hollywood many times in my blogging career and today will be no different. They are disgusting to say the least.

I find most of the libs to be stupid and blind in their support of dictators such as Hugo Chavez and the Castro Brothers. Astoundingly ignorant in their defense of Mumia Abu Jamal, a convicted cop killer. And they're outright perverted in tinsle-town when it comes to standing up for convicted pedophile Roman Polanski. The list of Hollywood scumbags who support the people I mentioned above include Oliver Stone, Sean Penn, Steven Spielberg, Danny Glover, Michael Moore, Tim Robbins, Brian DePalma, the two Rosies (O'Donnell and Barr) and I could go on and on. Their support of dictators, tyrants, and pedophiles is astounding. And yet these very same people are conspicuously silent as the democreeps and Obama play fast and loose with the Constitution in the name of "doing what's best for America" as if we're children.

But there are still enough Conservatives and Libertarians in the land of make-believe to not write off the entire town yet. This brings up an open letter that Academy Award winning actor Jon Voight recently wrote to Barack Omama. I ran across the contents while reading the urban legends list at snopes.com. I found the letter to be honest, refreshing, and to the point about our president when it comes to the ugly anti-semitism that is becoming popular (again) with the phony intellectual set in Hollywood and the world. Mr Voight also refers to the current law in Arizona and Omama's hand in (once again) being a divisive force in America. Here it is for your enjoyment with a slight amount of format editing for aesthetic reasons. It is simple and yet eloquent. And once again to president Omama - You lie!

President Obama:

"You will be the first American president that lied to the Jewish people, and the American people as well, when you said that you would defend Israel, the only Democratic state in the Middle East, against all their enemies. You have done just the opposite. You have propagandized Israel, until they look like they are everyone's enemy and it has resonated throughout the world. You are putting Israel in harm's way, and you have promoted anti-Semitism throughout the world.

You have brought this to a people who have given the world the Ten Commandments and most laws we live by today. The Jewish people have given the world our greatest scientists and philosophers, and the cures for many diseases, and now you play a very dangerous game so you can look like a true martyr to what you see and say are the underdogs. But the underdogs you defend are murderers and criminals who want Israel eradicated.

You have brought to Arizona a civil war, once again defending the criminals and illegals, creating a meltdown for good, loyal, law-abiding citizens. Your destruction of this country may never be remedied, and we may never recover. I pray to God you stop, and I hope the people in this great country realize your agenda is not for the betterment of mankind, but for the betterment of your politics"

With heartfelt and deep concern for America and Israel,

Jon Voight

Thank you Jon Voight.

"Dances With Oil Separator" Saves The Day

Could Kevin Costner and his oil separator be the answer to the problems with the BP spill in the Gulf? If so, it just illustrates what many, including me, have said for years about the alternative fuel market and congress. You can't legislate innovation and henceforth clean air into existence. Ideas and solutions come from the minds of creative and ambitious people - not from the pencil pushing douchebags in congress.

Kevin Costner of Hollywood fame is promoting an invention/device that is promising when it comes to separating oil and seawater. The device is currently undergoing what look to be successful tests and additional machines have been ordered. So far Costner has put his money where his mouth is... to the tune of fifteen million dollars. Seems like a far larger contribution than all of the phony Hollywood celebs and their bullshit PC causes have spent combined in the last twenty years or so. This will be so cool if it proves to work.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/ynews_ts2851

More Headlines From The World Of Greasywrench

Here I go again. More headlines we wish we could actually see. The funny thing is all I had to do was change some lines of text and introduce a few new ones to give the cover of the "International Bullshitter" a fresh look. Al Gore has provided most of the comic relief.

And how ironic is it in these days of Lame Stream Media journalism we have to get exclusive breaking headlines from the pages of the National Enquirer? I can remember a time when journalists took pride in their work and strived to be objective. Now they run interference for liberal politicians and look the other way when it comes to scandal faster than you can say Jon Edwards and Baby Daddy. Our breaking news exclusives now come from the tabloids. And the world of so-called legitimate media journalism continues to suffer and lose readers on a daily basis. They just don't get it.

Anyway, here are a few headlines we wish we could see. The ideas and image editing are mine. The politicians and celebrities provided the stupidity. Click on the image to enlarge.

Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb - Del Vikings

Update 2: Here's the third version of the video in as many days. Let's see how long the weenies at YouTube keep this one going.

Update: For the second time in as many days the video has been "removed" by someone. This happens over and over on YouTube. They are a bunch of liberal cowards who can't stand dissent. Let's see if I can find another version... again.

In honor of Peggy West, a County Supervisor member in Milwaukee, I'll post this old Del Viking song. As a young boy I always thought the Del Vikings were singing dumb dumb dumb dumb as opposed to Dom dom dom dom. Maybe they were. Aww shit - who cares?

And below is a YouTube video featuring this geographically challenged "Wise Latina". But her degree is in Human Services (just what the world needs - another progressive social worker) and not geography. And the ultimate irony is; she's elected to serve. That doesn't say much for her constitutes. Let's play guess the political party.