Michele Malkin's Bullshit Meter Working Overtime!

Last night on Sean Hannity, Juan Williams and Michelle Malkin got into quite a feisty little debate about OWS, the Tea Party, and racism. After a few minutes of give and take Michelle finally dropped Juan with a straight "right" to the jaw and left him more or less mumbling and falling back on the usual liberal talking points.

I usually have a lot of respect with Juan Williams - I almost never agree with him but he's not the knee-jerk progressive nitwit that is say... Alan Colmes. Juan usually presents a thoughtful and coherent argument in a debate but last night Michelle pwned his ass and left him stammering.

Ray Scott In Your Face

As I previously posted most rock music has passed me by. It's the price you pay for getting old. But there's some very good stuff coming out of Country. Ray Scott nails it in this song. Ray reminds me of what you might end up with if you crossed Waylon Jennings with Johnny Cash. Either way this song doesn't take prisoners and makes no apologies.

It's On!

I saw this campaign video on another conservative site named Gotta Get Drunk First and I had to post it. I have a sneaking suspicion that all of this crap is gonna backfire on the demorats in November. I guess when you consider that President Berry Sotero has nothing else left to fall back on, all that IS left is the "Big Lie".

What's really ironic is the fact that the democrats and far-left have held the Military in contempt for many many years and NOW they're trying to cloak themselves under the blanket of freedom our fighting men and women have so bravely provided. They are fucking despicable!

Bias? What Bias?

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Here's a screen capture of the Yahoo spash page as of 12:25 this afternoon. I posted it because I regularly subject myself to the shit Yahoo posts masquerading as news on a daily basis. Yahoo often uses Reuters and AP for their news sources so the left-wing drivel isn't surprising. I lined through (in red) the articles that I read, and as usual they slant progressive. I only remain on Yahoo because my email account is joined at the hip with the Yahoo directory. It would take months to change all my links and address book so I'm stuck.

Another curious thing is; I often post on the message boards at Yahoo and I am consistently censored. Not because of foul language or racism. I strongly suspect it's because of my never-ending criticism of Yahoo and their agenda driven op-eds disguised as news.

I abandoned Excite.com as a homepage ten years ago due to an email account that was swimming in spam and non-responsive tech and help support. I guess it's time to get ambitious and do the same with these jerks at Yahoo. I really wouldn't mind Yahoo and it's pro-Omama bias except for the fact that they rarely present anything critical of him to maintain credibility and balance.

I could and would post these screen captures every day to prove my point, but it's like pissing into the wind - and just as messy and frustrating.

Junior Seau Dead? Say It Isn't So!

RIP Junior Seau

"TMZ first reported that retired NFL star Junior Seau was found dead Wednesday morning, and that the police were investigating after his housekeeper found the NFL legend with a fatal shotgun wound to the chest. 
He was 43 years old.
The report has been confirmed by the North County Times:"

I just saw this report on Yahoo and it shocked me. Why? WTF!

Fun With Cartoons

Weenie Anyone?

I couldn't resist one last cheap shot with the dog eating story. I got into my graphics file folder last night on my second hard drive and found a few timely cartoons. Click on any and all images to enlarge. I wish I had a name or site to credit but the original owner/uploader of this graphic is unknown to me.
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More Fun...

Here's another image I found via a Google search. Search using the term "obama pissing on America" and select the image tab. The number of return hits is endless. As always, click on the image to enlarge.

Elizabeth Warren AKA Faux-Cahontas - You Lie!

Poser!

No, this isn't another Joe Wilson post. I hit that one once already. This is about Elizabeth Warren, the democrat who's currently running against Scott Brown of Massachusetts for U.S. Senator. Warren has gotten herself into a "situation" after self-identifying as a Cherokee years ago to qualify for minority status at Harvard. Now she's trying to walk that one back. What's the old saying - "if it looks like shit, smells like shit, then it must be Ward Churchill"  

The real fun lies in watching her campaign try and spin this shit-sandwich she made for herself and weasel out of her bullshit story. Oh those zany fucking democrats and their nonsense - they're a laugh riot!

As I posted on Hot Air this morning, if Elizabeth Warren wants to prove any Indian blood at all, all she has to do is provide a name, tribe, and do some simple research. I found and documented my Cherokee family on my Paternal side quite easily. I also had my Grandfather's BIA number which helped tremendously. I then wrote to the Cherokee Nation headquarters in Oklahoma and was provided the family documents for a twenty-dollar fee. But I don't really need the "official" Cherokee Nation paperwork. As young children my Brothers and Sisters and I were told all about our heritage and to be proud of all of our family ties.

This kind of Native American posing has happened with progressives before. Could it be another form of self-loathing? White guilt? Or is it just plain bullshit? Nahh - it's just another wrench in the democratic toolbox of sleazy political tricks. Same shit - different pile.

Ward Churchill, another progressive poser, pulled this shit for years until he finally got caught. He was also proven to be an academic fraud and he lost his teaching position at the University of Colorado. The only thing genuine about Churchill is his deception. Another curious fact about Ward was; once he was exposed as a fake he suddenly became disdainful of Indian documents and referred to them as "poodle papers".

And why do I get so pissed about this particular case - because being one-quarter Cherokee and having the genealogical research and documents from the Cherokee Nation to prove it makes Warren's claims self-serving and fraudulent. Unlike Elizabeth Warren, I don't wear my heritage on my sleeve and have NEVER used it on a job or educational application as Ms Warren has done. I'm also half Irish and one-quarter German but when it comes to identifying myself I'm an American! Now Ms Warren may actually be 1/32 Cherokee as she claims - but a minority? I ain't buying the shit she's selling.

And to all of the other Native American posers of the world - I know who I am and my family history. And, unlike Elizabeth Warren - I know the truth.

He's One Cool President.. He Really Is!

One Cool Dude

 April 30, 2012...

Greasywrench Press Service...

Hollyweird CA. USA...

Much ado has been made out by our media and its obsession with the "coolness" of President Omama. The President has made it a pattern of showing up on late-night television and prime-time over his first three and a half years to reinforce the image of "coolness". Well now it seems the Prez is going to be making an appearance on Dancing With The Stars to cement his image once and forever.

In the photo pictured here we get a sneak preview of Omama in the nifty outfit he plans to wear. There was no mention of who his dancing partner would be. "We'll just have to watch to find out who it is" Said congresswoman Nancy Pelousy when she learned of Omama's appearance on the popular show.

Meanwhile, the "Fast And Furious" congressional investigation continues to go.... NOWHERE!

We Won't Get Fooled Again...

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or will we?

From the Gunny over at the Anti Liberal Zone comes this great poster. Over the years and in various countries the names and faces of Totalitarianism have changed but the song remains the same. And in the title of this post I borrow a line from Pete Townsend's great song about being fooled by our leaders. I guess the more things change, the more they stay the same.

Sometimes Even Progressives "Get It"

Jon Lovitz is an admitted democrat but he's also a hard-working American who deeply resents the cash grab from Omama and the demorats. Last week he made an eloquent point of expressing those feelings. Here's an expanded version of the video comments Jon Lovitz made when discussing Omama with Kevin Smith. BTW, Kevin Smith is a committed progressive but he was gracious with Lovitz. I wonder if he would have so kind had one the few hollywood conservatives made the very same point? Buffet Rule My Ass!

Democrats: Vote Early - Vote Often!

Demorats may register here.

April 28, 2012...

Chicago, USA...

Greasywrench Press Service...

The Democrats for Omama campaign for 2012 began in earnest today with a registration drive held at a local Chicago cemetery. When asked by the friendly reporters from the Chicago Tribune why the drive was being held at the site, Omama campaign director David Axlegrease replied "the dead are among the most loyal of the democratic party voters - so why not". And the official democrapic party literature no longer will refer to the voters as "dead" according to Axlegrease. Henceforth we will be calling them "permanently resting" voters.

When President Omama was asked to comment on reports of criticism of the cemetery voter drive he claimed the Republicans were "waging a war on the dead". Chicago Tribune reporter Iama Sycophant also denied reports that her newspaper was in the "tank" for the Omama campaign. Why, she was then asked, are all the Chicago Tribune reporters wearing Omama 2012 badges? She angrily tossed hers down and shot back "badges - we don't need no stinkin badges".

Entertainment was also provided at the cemetery voter drive featuring Mayor Rahm Emanuel dancing Swan Lake in his lovely new Pink Tutu. Former Governor Rod Blagojevich was reportedly unable to attend the event due to a conflict in schedules. Evidently Blagojevich is still in prison. Omama adviser Valerie Jarrett had to cancel her appearance because of a suspicious fire in one of her many low-cost Chicago rental units. Loyal Democratic supporter Al Capone was unavailable for comment.

Next week's democratic party voter registration drives were reportedly going to be held in Mexico City, Caracas, Venezuela and Bogota, Colombia. "Se habla Espanol"

"Nail" Al Armendariz Along With The EPA

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 Update, April 30, 2012: It seems that "Weird" Al Armendariz has fallen on his sword and resigned. I guess the next question is; who or what will replace him. Pete Townsend said it best in 1969 - "Meet The New Boss, Same As The Old Boss".

I can't add much more than has already been said about the recently publicized comments using the word "crucify" made by an official of the EPA. But, I did find a great cartoon and article on American Thinker today that expresses my feelings of anger and outrage quite eloquently.

And halfwit administrator Al Armendariz of the Texas district of the EPA is just another great example of the contempt that government bureaucrats have for us "little people" and some of our greatest Corporations. If anyone needs to get "nailed", and in the process lose their job, it's this little shit-stain.

BTW Al - apology NOT accepted. You're only sorry you got caught.

Narcissism Redux

Just in case anyone has forgotten what an arrogant self-absorbed liar we have in the White House here's a video repost from 2008. I'm still stunned and can't believe fifty-two percent of America bought into this man's bullshit. Fucking amazing!

A Big Fat Shit Salad For Omama & The Demorats

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Since Berry and Michelle want us to eat healthy they can start with this lovely salad. Arugula included...

Due to the crap Omama and the demorats are pulling with the Advantage Medicare funds in a desperate and sleazy attempt to maintain the votes of Seniors we're offering them this appetizing and delicious Shit Salad.

Omama and the demorats aren't fooling anyone, especially our Seniors with this brazen attempt to con elderly voters. Seniors are among the most informed and consistent voting demographic. Older voters are not stupid and they'll see right through the shit Omama is pulling with their Advantage program.

By transferring eight billion dollars back into Medicare before the November elections Omama is hoping the Seniors won't catch on that the new healthcare program has actually cut into their benefits, especially after being promised the exact opposite with the passage of Obamacare. And how the fuck are the dems doing this? By a surreptitious transfer of funds for a phony "experimental" study on Medicare. Of course once the election is over the con job will be up and the cuts will be allowed to continue. The great Conservative website American Thinker has a more detailed explanation of this scam.

This smells like shit and desperation! So because of their bait-and-switch we offer this lovely Shit Salad to Omama and the demorats. I apologize for leaving out the Peanuts and Corn in this tasty little dish. In honor of this sneaky maneuver we suggest "Hidden Valley" dressing. So grab a fork and dig in demorats - you earned it.

All image editing by Greasywrench / AKA Rich B. If you steal my images please give me a credit - thanks.

Palate Cleanser # 547

It's time to get off my political soapbox and post something different so here goes.... 

I'm an old shit and Rock N' Roll has pretty much passed me by. These days I listen to Country and Classic Rock. The music I like mostly faded in the early nineties when Grunge (which I do like) began to fade. But ... there are still a few bands left I really enjoy and The Foo Fighters are one of them.