North Korea At It Again

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I wonder just how long the leaders of North Korea will continue to provoke their neighbor to the South before it backfires and ends in their own destruction. The leaders of North Korea are acting like psychotic children who just aren't getting enough attention and are now throwing what could turn out to be their final temper tantrum.

The people of South Korea aren't gonna take much more of this shit before they finally get fed up and respond. My heart goes out to the people of North Korea for the crap they have to endure so their idiot leaders can continue to eat Lobster and drink good Scotch. This can't go on.

Ouf Of The Mouth Of Babs Oft Time Come Gems

Former Douchebag Winner

"I gotta say to the women out there, whether you're Republican or Democrat or Independent, if you're a self-respecting human being, please vote for President Obama, and to the men who care about women, do the same thing"  

Once again Babs has opened up her big fat mouth and made another ridiculous statement. Is she saying those who don't vote for Omama aren't self-respecting human beings? Is she insinuating I don't care about women or their health? My oh my - the demorats are providing conservative sites and blogs a rich and endless source of material. And, as I said about Nancy Pelousy, Babs is the gift that keeps on giving.

Considering that Babs is a former Douchebag Award recipient from The World Of Greasywrench, she once again proves her worthiness. The photo on the left shows Babs receiving her prestigious award several years ago for disrespecting Brig.General Michael Walsh in the famous "Don't call me mam General, I'm Senator and I've earned it" incident. The only thing Babs earned that day was our Douchebag Award. Click on the thumbnail to enlarge and enjoy.

She's Breatakingly Stupid!

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And to think this pathetic Botox riddled hag was only two heartbeats away from being President. All the more reason to have protected Biden and Omama until they're given their walking papers.

Of course I'm talking about Nancy Pelousy. Today she was once again the "gift that keeps on giving" when it comes to ridiculous statements. She actually said she "wished they (the poor) could earn more (money) so they could pay more taxes". Only a democrap would advocate raising taxes on someone (poor folks) once they began to get ahead financially and escaped poverty. If anything ever illustrated the stark difference between the Republicans and democraps and their philosophy on economics this is it.

In other words, according to Nancy, the taxpayers in America exist to supply the government and not the other way around as that pesky old document The U.S. Constitution asserts. Fuck - I must be crazy or something to think otherwise!

One only has to consider this is the woman who ...
1. Thought "five-hundred million" Americans would lose their jobs without the stimulus.
2. Advocated passing Obamacare with the statement "so we could find out what's in it".
3. Thinks unemployment benefits "create jobs".
4. Is too stupid to realize Natural Gas IS a fossil fuel after bashing fossil fuels in favor natural gas. 
5. Supports the "Occupy Wall Street Movement".

I could go on and on but I think I've made my point. What's really outrageous is the woman has a very nice job in the House of Representatives. All the while as Nancy has driveled on about the being a supporter of the Occupy Wall Street movement while failing to mention she is fabulously wealthy in her own right. Holy shit - she IS a one-percenter! Can anyone say hypocrisy?

Of course considering she's from The Peoples Republik Of Kalifornia on the left-coast and being from the Bay Area (San Francisco) is not surprising. That should be a dead give-away as to why this idiot of a politician keeps returning to Congress year after year. In all likely-hood she's gonna have to retire or die to lose her seat in the House. That's the real stupidity tragedy in this case. I can't think of a better reason for term limits than Nancy Pelousy.

Nancy's Stupid Statement Source: Real News Blog

The Political Crystal Ball Strikes Again

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Four years ago on this blog I went out on a limb and predicted the selection of Sarah Palin for John McCain's running mate. I realize it's a bit early but here comes my crystal ball again and it's begging me to tell all. Here goes...

Has anyone ever heard of Allen West? Just kidding. Of course we have. With so many people jockeying for position in a potential Romney Administration and dozens of names being bandied about for Vice President, Colonel West comes to mind. He's Conservative, a former Lieutenant Colonel and Veteran of the Middle East conflict, and a current Florida Congressman. And Col. West, being from Atlanta, also brings in many Southern voters. In other words, he's everything Omama and Biden are NOT. And best of all he doesn't take any shit from anyone. Allen West is a refreshing change from the average politician. He always speaks the truth no matter who it pisses off.

As a candidate would Col. West be trashed by the Lame Stream Media as was Sarah Palin? You can bet they'd try. We could expect the scrutiny of emails, past indiscretions no matter how trivial and a thorough trashing of his Military service, especially the incident that ended his Military career. That incident was the interrogation of Iraqi police officer Yahya Jhodri Hamoodi, suspected of having critical information on terrorist activities. Col. West held a gun to the head of Hamoodi and threatened to shoot him if he didn't divulge pertinent information. Col West later stated his actions were in support of his troops. The incident ended his Military career although he was allowed to retire with full benefits. From Col West, when asked if he would act differently under similar circumstances again, West replied, "If it's about the lives of my soldiers at stake, I'd go through hell with a gasoline can."

So - if the criteria for being a Vice President is idiocy, verbal gaffes, lies so ridiculous Ray Charles could see through them, and a host of other blunders, then Joe Biden is your man. But - if one prefers integrity, service to our Country, and the ability to speak the truth, no matter how inconvenient it may be, then Allen West gets my vote. 

Last but not least: should the unthinkable happen I would trust this man with my life and as our President and Commander In Chief of our Military. Can anyone honestly say the same thing about Joe Biden? 

Did Obama Eat Der Furher's Weinerschnitzel?

Could this be the viral video of the day week year?
The dummycrats stepped in shit when they started THIS food fight.
If it doesn't make you laugh then you aren't capable of laughing.

Dog Day Afternoon... or... Are Puns Funny?

Walk the dog - not Wok the dog

April 22, 2012...

11:45 A.M...

Greasywrench news service...

President Barack Obama and football star Michael Vick were reportedly going for lunch today. Word has it that they will spend the afternoon chowing down at a Pup N Taco eatery. Obama reportedly said "I'm ready to wolf down anything they put in front of me". When asked whether he preferred Pups or Tacos Obama barked back in a jocular moment  "don't bug me - let me eat my woofles, er I meant waffles" Michael Vick then shockingly replied "You can't beat that" upon hearing Obama's quip. When reporters persisted in scrutinizing their lunch contents Obama growlingly replied "stop hounding us".

On the day's menu for Obama were Hot Dogs, Snake Fries, and Grasshopper Nuggets. Vick, when asked if they could eat all of the sumptuous amount of food they had ordered barked back to the reporters "whatever we can't finish we'll just take home in a doggy bag".

Back at the White House Michelle Obama was also quoted as saying "Barack prefers the other white meat" when asked what the President liked to eat. When asked to elaborate she coyly said "don't dog me with silly questions".

Next week Obama is said to be planning a luncheon in Chihauhau Mexico.

Scared Of Clowns? I'm Scared Of These Two...

One Scary Fucking Clown

Quickie rant about a couple of clowns...

Some folks are frightened of clowns. The word for the condition is Coulrophobia.I've never been afraid of circus clowns but there are two of them in D.C. who frighten the Fuck out of me - Eric Holder and Nancy Pelosi.

Eric Holder is one evil fucking clown that definitely needs to run away and join the circus. Anything to get this man out of the Justice Dept and the position of Attorney General of the U.S.A.

And another progressive half-wit who belongs in a three-ring sandbox is Nancy Pelousy. Now she's advocating an edit to the U.S. Constitution. Just a little restriction of the First Amendment. That's all.

Dear Stedman: it's time you married Oprah Orca and faded off into the sunset before you do anymore damage to the USA. And dear Nancy - it's time you retired to your Winery and enjoyed your dotage. Just go.

Morph gif by Greasywrench

Just Testing A Favorite Old App

I thought I would test my morphing skills again on an old app that no longer runs on any of my newer operating systems. The program is Bitmorph and it quit working once I upgraded from Windows 2000 to XP. I do have various versions of Windows dating back to Windows 95 that I occasionally re-install via Symantec Ghost image files to use this great little program.

Check out my latest ani-gif and see how this app works. The subject matter was entirely arbitrary (Tee hee hee hee) I will have to do some cropping to get this anifmated gif file visually correct. Any comments? BTW, Bitmorph is free.

Don't Fuck With The Elderly!

I saw this post on one of my favorite Conservative blogs/sites the other day (Angry White Dude I think) and I had to post it. I don't know if it's made up or true. But - if it's not true it should be. In the wake of the Travon Martin tragedy the gun-grabbers are gonna be coming on hard and after legal weapons so this is extremely relevant today.

Click on the image to read the text. It's great.

He Thinks We're Stupid

Now that the ridiculous "Buffett Bill" has been voted down by the Senate I wonder what's next in Berry Omama's bag of tricks? I've been listening to his various speeches and drivel as he tried to justify this tax increase. The one that really pisses me off is when Omama claims the wealthy in this country have to "give back to those who made them wealthy". Something like that. Well when you think about it, had this tax had passed just who in the fuck would the money have actually gone to? The US Government - that's who.

This tax money would have gone into the general fund and disappeared like a fart in the wind. And in the last few weeks with the GSA scandal and all the various "Green Companies" going belly up I just don't feel like seeing the government get any more money to piss away. And, as many have stated, the actual money derived from this tax would have funded the U.S. government for about a week or ten days. Just like pissing in the ocean it would have added jack-shit. Fuck em - my family and I have to live on what we take in... it's time the assholes in D.C. did too.

"Give back" my Ass!

The Douchebag Awards Are Back!

Well it's been a couple of years since we gave out the Douchebag Awards here at TWOG. Well here it is four months into 2012 and we have not one, but two recipients! The April 2012 prizes go to Barack Omama and Joe Biden. Never were two folks more deserving of being called "douche". The criteria for receiving these lovely little awards is totally arbitrary. I just figured it was time to give these two clowns their due. After all - they may both be out of a job next year and we had to give them their due while there's still time.

Pictured here, we see Omama and Biden smiling and yucking it up for the cameras as they receive their prizes. They promised to continue all the douchebaggery they've done as president and vice-president to justify the prestigious awards. Let's all give them a big hand. Haven't these two done so much to America to justify these prizes. We think so.

More Rants From Another Conservative

Since we'll soon get a decision for the SCOTUS on Omamacare here's a funny video from "The Guy From Boston" via YouTube. This guy has been posting vids on YouTube for years and for the most part they are hilarious. This one is about a year old. Check it out.

Berry Sotero Walks On Water! It's A Miracle!

Does anyone remember the 2008 Presidential campaign when candidate Omama made the ridiculous statement where he promised to "heal the planet and halt the rise of the Oceans"? It went something like this. Well Moochelle Omama is now claiming that president Berry Sotero has "led us out of the darkness and into the light". No really - she did! This ridiculous statement comes to us via HotAir.com.

I don't know about the average voter, but as for me, I am just a little bit leery of anyone, especially a politician, who uses Biblical analogies and brays like a Donkey about their (non) accomplishments. Then again maybe the progressives are buying this load of horse-shit.

I've read much speculation of Omama and his apparent narcissistic personality along with what appear to be delusions of grandeur. I think we would probably have to go back to the Nixon administration to find a President who presented such a psychologically target rich environment for the shrinks. Perhaps a more telling analysis of Omama comes from the excellent website American Thinker. It offers quite an explanation on Omama and what appears to be the underlying envy and animosity he apparently holds for the wealthy. I sincerely believe there is something mentally wrong with this man. Or maybe it's just a profound example that liberalism really IS a mental disease.

I don't know who the real Omama really is and that is largely due to his own intentional obfuscations of his past. But I sure as Hell do know what he is not - and that is some later day version of Jesus Christ, Moses, or any other historical religious figure. So president Berry Sotero - please tell your wife to stop with the bullshit about your divinity and stop placing placing yourself into some divine context.

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Great Video From Keith Urban

I'll start off my new phase of blogging with a video. Here's Keith Urban performing "For You". Now I know that Keith is usually considered Country... but I know a Rocker when I see and hear one. Enjoy.

Help - Blogspot Broke My Blog! Fixed It!

I've been trying to get my sidebar straightened out for over two months now. WTF happened here? It's almost impossible to contact the nerds at blogspot and the help files are for all intensive purposes useless. Damn!

Update: April 16, 2012 - It's been nine months and I finally got off my lazy ass and fixed this thing. Now - it's back to pitching a bitch. Yeahhh!